Shawn M
@thurminator.bsky.social
This will mostly be Bills, Nats, USMNT, dog photos and whatever else I'm doing to distract myself from existential dread.
It’s Melissa McCarthy
December 21, 2025 at 6:31 PM
It’s Melissa McCarthy
Microbiology is the most punk rock of the sciences, so this all very much tracks.
December 20, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Microbiology is the most punk rock of the sciences, so this all very much tracks.
I can’t decide if this or Dexter Holland of the Offspring getting a PhD in microbiology is the bigger “didn’t see that coming.” Although Dexter still plays music, so he didn’t fully commit to the bit.
December 20, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I can’t decide if this or Dexter Holland of the Offspring getting a PhD in microbiology is the bigger “didn’t see that coming.” Although Dexter still plays music, so he didn’t fully commit to the bit.
Rolling up to the plate and doing the Darth Maul lightsaber spin.
December 17, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Rolling up to the plate and doing the Darth Maul lightsaber spin.
I didn’t realize you were only counting games started. I regret the error and hell yeah! Go Bills!
December 15, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I didn’t realize you were only counting games started. I regret the error and hell yeah! Go Bills!
I wish this was true, but Josh’s rookie season?
December 14, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I wish this was true, but Josh’s rookie season?
I was also in the top 3% this year!
December 13, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I was also in the top 3% this year!
“Dutch” used to be a nickname used when someone was German (Deutsch became Dutch), so fits right in with your pen name!
December 10, 2025 at 3:10 AM
“Dutch” used to be a nickname used when someone was German (Deutsch became Dutch), so fits right in with your pen name!
Montreal Expos replica jersey - the fuck outta here!
December 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Montreal Expos replica jersey - the fuck outta here!
👀👀👀 hope I can get them in cans around here
December 6, 2025 at 4:19 AM
👀👀👀 hope I can get them in cans around here
Subscribed. Also I have that same shirt you’re wearing in the playlist photo. Wish the rest of my gear was as solid as that shirt.
December 3, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Subscribed. Also I have that same shirt you’re wearing in the playlist photo. Wish the rest of my gear was as solid as that shirt.
What, no mushroom liquor available?
November 27, 2025 at 3:50 PM
What, no mushroom liquor available?
Is the statute of limitations up yet? We just finished season 3 last night.
November 22, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Is the statute of limitations up yet? We just finished season 3 last night.
I say brag away - you have no control over it. And having 2 kids that slept through the night but trouble with some other typical development stuff, I’d still take the sleeping through the night every time.
November 22, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I say brag away - you have no control over it. And having 2 kids that slept through the night but trouble with some other typical development stuff, I’d still take the sleeping through the night every time.
Not specific to the football team, but stickers like this are all over the Baltimore area.
November 7, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Not specific to the football team, but stickers like this are all over the Baltimore area.
Maybe the proximity to the Lakers? Hard for me to get into the head of a marquee team bandwagon fan, but maybe they think 2 teams from the same city is a bridge too far?
November 2, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Maybe the proximity to the Lakers? Hard for me to get into the head of a marquee team bandwagon fan, but maybe they think 2 teams from the same city is a bridge too far?
Wife and I were just talking about this, but couldn’t remember who got the hit, only that Justin Upton was the defender. Thanks for sharing!
November 1, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Wife and I were just talking about this, but couldn’t remember who got the hit, only that Justin Upton was the defender. Thanks for sharing!
Nevermind. bsky.app/profile/jeff...
October 27, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Nevermind. bsky.app/profile/jeff...
Fucking awesome that those are out in the wild.
October 26, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Fucking awesome that those are out in the wild.