Bryan Kephart
@thundercrat.bsky.social
Dodger fan, cat enthusiast, Xanga refugee
It feels kind of oddly validating when I see Gen-Zers on TikTok getting into music I liked when I was their age or younger. It probably shouldn't, but it does.
November 13, 2025 at 6:58 AM
It feels kind of oddly validating when I see Gen-Zers on TikTok getting into music I liked when I was their age or younger. It probably shouldn't, but it does.
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November 13, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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All basketball teams need one awkward looking blonde dude with a headband to fill up garbage time
November 13, 2025 at 4:51 AM
All basketball teams need one awkward looking blonde dude with a headband to fill up garbage time
Once at a concert a guy decided to try to crowd surf during the opener even though the crowd was pretty sparse at that point. He jumped directly at my friends and I and we were caught off guard and were not prepared to catch him. He hit the floor HARD and was like "YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO CATCH ME!"
had an awful day. please reply with your favorite memory someone that totally ate shit in a physical way that isn’t a total bummer
November 13, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Once at a concert a guy decided to try to crowd surf during the opener even though the crowd was pretty sparse at that point. He jumped directly at my friends and I and we were caught off guard and were not prepared to catch him. He hit the floor HARD and was like "YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO CATCH ME!"
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Current and Then President Trump spent Thanksgiving 2017 with child rapist and sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein?!
trump spent thanksgiving 2017 with epstein LOL
fuck it keep the government open this is tremendous content
fuck it keep the government open this is tremendous content
November 13, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Current and Then President Trump spent Thanksgiving 2017 with child rapist and sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein?!
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Steamboatse Willy
November 13, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Steamboatse Willy
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Best reason to go off the record.
October 12, 2024 at 5:00 AM
Best reason to go off the record.
Still don't care
I simply don’t care about Paul Skenes. Good pitcher, but I do not care
November 13, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Still don't care
Eat shit, McCourt
The motion to formally oppose the gondola was passed 12-1 with only John Lee voting in favor of the project. Katy Yaroslavsky and Imelda Padilla abstained because they’re on the Metro board
November 13, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Eat shit, McCourt
One week later and my mouth *finally* feels basically back to normal. Aside from the missing tooth, of course.
Gonna get a tooth extracted tomorrow which I'm sure will be FUN
November 12, 2025 at 11:55 PM
One week later and my mouth *finally* feels basically back to normal. Aside from the missing tooth, of course.
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Salute to Benny 💪
Sidenote: it is pretty neat that this happened now. Because Gavin Lux & Molly’s wedding is coming up, and Rortvedt will be an usher! (Ben would’ve been a groomsman but…wedding parties and even numbers 😂 IYKYK). Special Wisconsin reunion in Cincinnati.
Sidenote: it is pretty neat that this happened now. Because Gavin Lux & Molly’s wedding is coming up, and Rortvedt will be an usher! (Ben would’ve been a groomsman but…wedding parties and even numbers 😂 IYKYK). Special Wisconsin reunion in Cincinnati.
Reds claimed catcher Ben Rortvedt off waivers from the Dodgers
Wasn’t on 40-man roster until September, then started 19 of 25 games behind the plate, including first four games of postseason as Will Smith’s hand healed
Tied for team lead in sacrifice bunts. Wild ride for Benny Biceps
Wasn’t on 40-man roster until September, then started 19 of 25 games behind the plate, including first four games of postseason as Will Smith’s hand healed
Tied for team lead in sacrifice bunts. Wild ride for Benny Biceps
November 12, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Salute to Benny 💪
Sidenote: it is pretty neat that this happened now. Because Gavin Lux & Molly’s wedding is coming up, and Rortvedt will be an usher! (Ben would’ve been a groomsman but…wedding parties and even numbers 😂 IYKYK). Special Wisconsin reunion in Cincinnati.
Sidenote: it is pretty neat that this happened now. Because Gavin Lux & Molly’s wedding is coming up, and Rortvedt will be an usher! (Ben would’ve been a groomsman but…wedding parties and even numbers 😂 IYKYK). Special Wisconsin reunion in Cincinnati.
A while ago I joked about Hunter Pence becoming their hitting coach and I was so close!
November 12, 2025 at 9:52 PM
A while ago I joked about Hunter Pence becoming their hitting coach and I was so close!
I’m once again seeing people say that the Dodgers should trade Josue De Paula and others for Steven Kwan and my response to that is still a big resounding “no”
November 12, 2025 at 5:45 AM
I’m once again seeing people say that the Dodgers should trade Josue De Paula and others for Steven Kwan and my response to that is still a big resounding “no”
He didn't say that he'd be a Pirate for all of 2026 though 🤔
November 12, 2025 at 2:39 AM
He didn't say that he'd be a Pirate for all of 2026 though 🤔
A South Pasadena emergency test? There is no emergency?
November 12, 2025 at 1:52 AM
A South Pasadena emergency test? There is no emergency?
Now have him rank the Fast and the Furious movies
Pope Leo has shared his four favorite movies of all time, as the Vatican prepares to host dozens of actors and directors in a “World of Cinema” gathering on Saturday at his official residence. See which films made the pope's list. nyti.ms/4p3exK9
Pope Leo Shares His Favorite Movies Ahead of Vatican Event
The list leans heavily on uplifting classics.
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November 11, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Now have him rank the Fast and the Furious movies
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Imagine killing 600,000 black and brown people with a few keystrokes and not having a care in the world but one little old white lady drags you on Twitter and you spiral for a week.
November 11, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Imagine killing 600,000 black and brown people with a few keystrokes and not having a care in the world but one little old white lady drags you on Twitter and you spiral for a week.
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Anytime I mention this story theres a few dozen people who never heard about it, so for those unaware
Tesla engineer was concerned about known thermal runaway problems in the batteries, elon and his head of security concoted a mass shooter threat pretending to be him, leaked it to the press and got a bolo issued to tried to get him swatted, Elon then stiffed his head of security
November 11, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Anytime I mention this story theres a few dozen people who never heard about it, so for those unaware
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
this is literally never not accurate
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![Joyce Carol Oates quoting a tweet that says “wherever he [Elon Musk] goes, he wants to leave”:
"wherever he goes, he wants to leave"-- that's because when he gets there, he has brought his own self along; & whatever club he's invited to join has been devalued by the invitation.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:buy3qvqcj3o76leo6ap7pn2p/bafkreifilfbsxemfsambf4kqwolr24ld2ekqcrz4ybgv3bv7kzi5e6kppm@jpeg)
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Remember 25 years ago when a photo was taken of a fed pointing a gun at a crying refugee child and the image was so shameful it dominated the news cycle for a year
November 11, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Remember 25 years ago when a photo was taken of a fed pointing a gun at a crying refugee child and the image was so shameful it dominated the news cycle for a year
“Does it affect the game?” he asks while more and more players have talked about an increasing amount of death threats
ESPN's Michael Wilbon nonchalant about the federal indictments against two MLB players this morning:
"I don't care ... because at the highest levels of the pyramid in this country, of this culture, everybody's betting now."
😳
"I don't care ... because at the highest levels of the pyramid in this country, of this culture, everybody's betting now."
😳
November 10, 2025 at 11:20 PM
“Does it affect the game?” he asks while more and more players have talked about an increasing amount of death threats
I don’t know, who? Please tell me.
Guess Who's reuniting for their first tour in 23 years
Guess Who's Reuniting For Their First Tour In 23 Years - Stereogum
In recent years, you could’ve had plenty of chances to go see the Guess Who, the Canadian classic rockers who made hits like “American Woman.” But the version of the Guess Who that you might’ve seen w...
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November 10, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I don’t know, who? Please tell me.