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I wrote this piece because I only learned about pelvic floors a few years ago, despite having had one all my life. And then it turned out to be where I store all my issues. And then that turned out to be true for a lot of people www.wired.com/story/the-pe...
The Pelvic Floor Is a Problem
Everyone’s suddenly obsessed with the pelvic floor—physical therapists, MAHA influencers, me. Could this deeply misunderstood body part really be the seat of so much modern dysfunction?
www.wired.com
November 20, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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It’s far from the most important thing, morally right now, or in terms of the human stakes, but the ballroom thing is really breaking my brain.
October 22, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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I don’t want to be social I want a bottomless supply of margaritas and a book
September 15, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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People often mistake my commitment to wanting everyone to have human rights and healthcare to mean I love everyone or something.

I do not.

I just think baseline survival shouldn't be based on who I personally like.

I reserve the right to hate folks and never ever give them a moment of time, tho.
“So, you’re going to disown or disregard someone just because their politics…”

YES! Next question!
August 13, 2025 at 2:20 PM
When Bluesky shows you what’s been missing in your life
If you keep chocolate by your bed, when you wake up in the middle of the night you can have chocolate. Follow me for advice on how to live your best life and eat more chocolate
August 1, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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deeply offensive that actually doing the chores that have been hanging over my head for weeks feels good

and also that this will in no way help me to do those chores faster the next time
July 20, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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We live in a rogue and dangerous country.

Do what you need to do to maintain your internal peace. Hold the core of your spirit. Pray for peace. Commit yourself to justice. And just rest.
June 22, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Went to a friend’s birthday party and thanked the host for coming, so I’ll just go hide for another year, shall I?
March 23, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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thinking about 2025 in the year 2000: I hope we have flying cars and take vacations to mars

thinking about 2025 now: I hope we have electricity and the children survive the polio
December 14, 2024 at 3:40 AM
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ME FROM 9 PM TO MIDNIGHT: I am exhausted

ME AT 1 AM: Need to research how to do trapeze
December 7, 2024 at 6:07 AM
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I have had an account with my credit union since 1992. In 2000 I opened a second account with them. We added my soon-to-be husband to both accounts as a joint owner. I just found out that somewhere along the line my husband became listed as the primary account holder. #NotGoingBack
a poster for the handmaid 's tale shows a line of women in red robes
Alt: a poster for the handmaid 's tale shows a line of women in red robes with the text “and so it begins…”
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December 6, 2024 at 6:58 PM
How is it considered ok to make an 8 year old work through their lunch break (“eat at desk”)? I’m absolutely seething.
October 25, 2024 at 1:58 AM
I bought an electric heating pad and now I’m going to need more.
October 15, 2024 at 8:15 PM
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Shout out to therapy for making me unpack how much of my life is driven by shame and guilt and the need to be the protector and supporter of others at the expense of my own psyche
October 3, 2024 at 5:02 PM
Hyping myself up to ask to board early for my flight so I don’t feel woozy and tachycardia lifting my bag into the overhead bin
September 28, 2024 at 1:51 PM
My level of stress/fatigue is at “my tmj won’t allow my molars to meet to chew food”
August 28, 2024 at 5:20 PM
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My wife and I were discussing her chronic illness today and I - as is my way - created a meme to encapsulate our discussion. #POTS
May 7, 2024 at 6:11 PM
My birthday wish is for nothing to break for the next year
May 7, 2024 at 3:02 PM
Sending @scottywan82.bsky.social to store bc I am out of emergency ramen. POTS fail
April 9, 2024 at 11:46 PM
My kids are watching an extremely appropriate movie about a man who (mostly) dies and then comes back to life.
It is, of course, The Princess Bride.
March 31, 2024 at 12:37 PM
This is such a mood. And same.
I’m having a chronic illness crash and burn day.
You know what I need? A 3-6 month respite at a seaside village where I can take bracing walks along the shoreline and paint watercolors.
February 17, 2024 at 2:29 PM
I have some scars, that are very well hidden by any amount of clothing, that my doctor today called “gnarly.” So..cool.
February 6, 2024 at 9:00 PM
1,000% this, and a literal lol read.
February 1, 2024 at 7:14 PM
When I bought a new washer and dryer a couple years ago, I didn’t really care for wifi connected appliances. I recently realized that connecting my dryer to wifi would save me so many trips up and down stairs checking dryer status. I can’t believe I didn’t make this connection sooner.
January 15, 2024 at 8:06 PM
I’m starting with a new psych person with all these forms to fill out, but I’m having huge imposter syndrome feelings around adhd and getting treatment, but the forms needed to be filled out a week before the appointment, and I’ve had access to them for at least a month and kept putting it off..
January 8, 2024 at 4:01 AM