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Brad "Apple" Hill
@threesteaksmafia.craves.pizza
Used to spend too much of my life focused on sports; now mostly about family life with a wacky kiddo.

Jaguars, Sharks, Sac Kings, Sac Republic FC, Liverpool, Borussia Dortmund, Atalanta, Ferrari F1. Former A's fan, new SF Giants fan. Screw John Fisher.
Let's just pretend this is a valid argument and not just verbal gruel: how does what someone else wears on the plane affect me in the slightest? Same goes for what I wear affecting others. Zero effect.
Trump's Transportation Secretary on how to improve air travel:

"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
November 20, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Air Goron Ones
WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSEEE
November 20, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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antivaxx bullshit pisses me off more than anything else on earth just because of the pure stupidity.

it is the definition of a luxury belief. we invented miracles that halt the spread of the deadliest diseases known to man but that has made us so comfortable that some morons turn against them
CDC has overhauled its website to assert that “the claim ‘vaccines do not cause autism’ is not an evidence-based claim”
November 20, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Ryan Langerhans, Glenallen Hill, Graeme Lloyd
Oh you’re celebrating International Men’s Day? Name three guys then
November 20, 2025 at 3:14 AM
You know what time it is...hit it, Connor
November 20, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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I cosign every single word of this

anthonymoser.github.io/writing/ai/h...
November 19, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I hadn’t seen it until my wife showed me a clip she ran across yesterday, but Danny DeVito in Always Sunny saying “I’m gonna roast this bone" is going to live in my head forever
November 19, 2025 at 8:45 PM
change one letter ruin a candy

Boston Naked Beans
change one letter ruin a candy

sour cummies
change one letter ruin a candy

sweat tarts
November 19, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Word? Will I maybe be able to order a ham sandwich instead of having to modify a turkey sandwich to substitute ham? Gonna have mustard again? 🫠
Once the top U.S. fast-casual chain, Panera has dipped to number three, falling behind Chipotle and Panda Express.

Now, to try to win back consumers, the chain plans to reinvest in the business and undo many previously implemented cost-cutting measures, it said Tuesday.

Full story: cnb.cx/487BuFk
November 19, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Yeah and if she has to wash her hair with a particular type of shampoo or she'll die, the shampoo makers will jack up the prices since they know she can't choose to just skip hair-washing day 🙄
Cassidy: "If she goes and gets 2 types of shampoo & one is a dollar cheaper, she'll get the cheaper one & the other lowers their price. Once you give her the power of making the decision, she's gonna shop -- that begins to save her money and squeezes waste out of the healthcare system."
November 19, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Post a female character you love
November 19, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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The Epstein bill is headed to Trump’s desk as we speak.

So, what now? Well, a lot of panic, it seems. I have seen every single possible worst case scenario all over social media in the last hour, so let’s go through this step by step. My only request, read the whole thing before commenting.
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November 19, 2025 at 12:00 AM
November 18, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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yall motherfuckers want some joy have some joy
"Pink Pony Club” (Chappell Roan cover) • Will Forte & "Weird Al" Yankovic • THUNDERGONG! 2025
YouTube video by Steps Of Faith Foundation
www.youtube.com
November 18, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I guess, but...I'll be watching and so will my daughter 🤷🏼‍♂️
there are maybe half a dozen shots in this that actually look like live action
Moana | Official Teaser
YouTube video by Disney
www.youtube.com
November 17, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Mr. Belvedere sat on his own balls
November 17, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Cardinals and Rams have nice, brigh jerseys so of course they're both wearing black 🙄
November 16, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Oh if deGrom is available Buster should be all over that
November 16, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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you should quit social media if you can.
if you can't, you should use apps that give you and old-school reverse chronological feed of posts from people you follow. yes, like bluesky.
www.gelliottmorris.com/p/you-should...
You should quit social media for good
Platforms optimized for engagement warp our politics, erode attention, and harm our wellbeing. Here’s how I minimize time on the (anti‑)social web.
www.gelliottmorris.com
November 12, 2025 at 1:01 PM
If anybody tells my four-year-old about this we're gonna throw fists
Are you located in the DC-Baltimore-Philadelphia-New York corridor?

Have you always wanted to have your very own 11 foot long papier-mâché hammerhead shark?

Now available for free!

Perfect for museums, community centers, or your living room!

Save this lovely creature from imminent destruction!
November 14, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Noah Smith
Olivia Nuzzi
There are a lot of people I regretfully know exist that I shouldn't be required to know exist. Stop making me aware of these people! They suck!

Bari Weiss
Will Stancil
Ross Douthat
Thomas Chatterton Williams
Sam Altman
Ryan Grim
Adam Jentleson

Plenty more but you get it
November 14, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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I hate that AI has made me approach cute animal videos with an air of suspicion. I resent having to harden my heart to the possibility of an unlikely friendship between a very large dog and a very small one
November 14, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Asky Art tonight so far. Feels like every attempt by Sharks to leave the zone results in the puck slipping off their stick or something
November 14, 2025 at 3:00 AM
1-877-FLARS-4-KIDS
November 13, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Honestly, best idea might be like the Jazz/Gallen "oops all prospects" trade: Bryce Eldridge for Bubba Chandler, who says no? Or Nolan McLean?
November 13, 2025 at 7:53 PM