patrick
@thispatrick.bsky.social
he/him, cat & math enjoyer, "game otaku"
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"Stark, you're talking to the biggest bag fumbler of the millenium. I would know, I lived all that time and I have never heard of anyone that fumbled as bad as me. It has been a century and I'm >still< waking up in cold sweat remembering even more chances that I botched. The man proposed to me."
February 4, 2026 at 3:56 PM
"Stark, you're talking to the biggest bag fumbler of the millenium. I would know, I lived all that time and I have never heard of anyone that fumbled as bad as me. It has been a century and I'm >still< waking up in cold sweat remembering even more chances that I botched. The man proposed to me."
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(This may or may not have to do with me being a French passing brunette with sad eyes sadly looking out the window of the cafe. Brooding is french catnip)
February 11, 2026 at 11:54 AM
(This may or may not have to do with me being a French passing brunette with sad eyes sadly looking out the window of the cafe. Brooding is french catnip)
Kon Knueppel goddamn
February 10, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Kon Knueppel goddamn
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has anyone found epstein's somethingawful account
February 9, 2026 at 4:43 PM
has anyone found epstein's somethingawful account
boooooooooo
have to give up on the dream of a no touch down superb owl and settle for a shutout
February 9, 2026 at 2:44 AM
boooooooooo
have to give up on the dream of a no touch down superb owl and settle for a shutout
February 9, 2026 at 2:35 AM
have to give up on the dream of a no touch down superb owl and settle for a shutout
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A Drake has gotten destroyed in consecutive Super Bowls
February 9, 2026 at 2:32 AM
A Drake has gotten destroyed in consecutive Super Bowls
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bad bunny performance is great
February 9, 2026 at 1:25 AM
bad bunny performance is great
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No Kings includes Draft Kings
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
No Kings includes Draft Kings
i believe in drake maye. not because of like, a strong belief in his skill, potential, or the patriots. but because i think it'd be funny on an incredible level if the patriots managed to win so soon after the brady era.
February 9, 2026 at 1:04 AM
i believe in drake maye. not because of like, a strong belief in his skill, potential, or the patriots. but because i think it'd be funny on an incredible level if the patriots managed to win so soon after the brady era.
The fact that Embiid is playing like this after the absolute hell his knees have gone through is an honest miracle, his doctor deserves those five star reviews and more
February 6, 2026 at 4:09 AM
The fact that Embiid is playing like this after the absolute hell his knees have gone through is an honest miracle, his doctor deserves those five star reviews and more
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circular-ass content
February 5, 2026 at 6:50 PM
circular-ass content
Clippers are scared of getting owned by the investigation, surely that's why
BREAKING: The Los Angeles Clippers are trading Ivica Zubac to the Indiana Pacers, sources tell ESPN.
February 5, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Clippers are scared of getting owned by the investigation, surely that's why
KUMINGA IS FREEEEE
BREAKING: The Golden State Warriors are trading Jonathan Kuminga and Buddy Hield to the Atlanta Hawks for Kristaps Porzingis, sources tell ESPN.
February 5, 2026 at 5:12 AM
KUMINGA IS FREEEEE
front offices be making trades just to make trades, trades being announced that reveal a yet unannounced trade must have happened, last 24 hours before the deadline gonna be craaaaazy
what the fuck is happening why do the bulls have five point guards now
Ah, the floodgates are opening as teams realize where Giannis will or won't end up. Beautiful.
February 4, 2026 at 8:09 PM
front offices be making trades just to make trades, trades being announced that reveal a yet unannounced trade must have happened, last 24 hours before the deadline gonna be craaaaazy
what the fuck is happening why do the bulls have five point guards now
Ah, the floodgates are opening as teams realize where Giannis will or won't end up. Beautiful.
February 3, 2026 at 10:51 PM
what the fuck is happening why do the bulls have five point guards now
Ah, the floodgates are opening as teams realize where Giannis will or won't end up. Beautiful.
February 3, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Ah, the floodgates are opening as teams realize where Giannis will or won't end up. Beautiful.
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Still having a very hard time understanding how cameras are going to be the thing that stops what we all saw happen on camera from multiple angles
#BREAKING: Department of Homeland Security (DHS) Secretary Kristi Noem said that all federal immigration officers in Minneapolis will begin wearing body cameras while in the field.
thehill.com
February 2, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Still having a very hard time understanding how cameras are going to be the thing that stops what we all saw happen on camera from multiple angles
begging the Bucks to stop holding the trade market hostage, please don't make me listen to several more months of theoretical Giannis trade deals, please do it before the deadline
February 2, 2026 at 8:13 PM
begging the Bucks to stop holding the trade market hostage, please don't make me listen to several more months of theoretical Giannis trade deals, please do it before the deadline
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oh i fucking hate the flames all my homies hate the flames
January 31, 2026 at 9:48 PM
oh i fucking hate the flames all my homies hate the flames
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Something awful was a mistake
January 31, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Something awful was a mistake
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I hate that this is all just easy to piece together from this guy's poorly-spelled emails
January 31, 2026 at 4:55 AM
I hate that this is all just easy to piece together from this guy's poorly-spelled emails
on the off chance the sixers win a chip, embiid's doctor deserves a ring, jesus
January 30, 2026 at 3:55 AM
on the off chance the sixers win a chip, embiid's doctor deserves a ring, jesus
If Giannis lands in Golden State and him and Steph get a ring we will never be free from top 3 discourse
January 29, 2026 at 6:19 PM
If Giannis lands in Golden State and him and Steph get a ring we will never be free from top 3 discourse