patrick
@thispatrick.bsky.social
he/him, cat & math enjoyer, "game otaku"
smh this girl can't decide if she wants to be francais or canadien
February 15, 2026 at 6:55 PM
smh this girl can't decide if she wants to be francais or canadien
two teams yelling at each other in a version of French the other doesn't understand
February 15, 2026 at 4:42 PM
two teams yelling at each other in a version of French the other doesn't understand
unfortunately in the minds of most people any winter olympic sport outside of hockey is only competed in once every four years
February 15, 2026 at 4:18 PM
unfortunately in the minds of most people any winter olympic sport outside of hockey is only competed in once every four years
having a personality is cringe you see
February 13, 2026 at 6:27 PM
having a personality is cringe you see
look if your followers haven't figured it out by now
February 13, 2026 at 5:34 PM
look if your followers haven't figured it out by now
yeah a m*nster f*cker would think this, smh
February 13, 2026 at 5:32 PM
yeah a m*nster f*cker would think this, smh
"and i would have gotten away with it too"
February 13, 2026 at 12:05 AM
"and i would have gotten away with it too"
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(This may or may not have to do with me being a French passing brunette with sad eyes sadly looking out the window of the cafe. Brooding is french catnip)
February 11, 2026 at 11:54 AM
(This may or may not have to do with me being a French passing brunette with sad eyes sadly looking out the window of the cafe. Brooding is french catnip)
Dude if the dark id was Epstein all along I will lose my fucking mind
February 9, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Dude if the dark id was Epstein all along I will lose my fucking mind
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allegedly yeah, but i think they realized it was called "foot" ball? and so they should use their feet more?
February 9, 2026 at 1:05 AM
allegedly yeah, but i think they realized it was called "foot" ball? and so they should use their feet more?