Chris Douch
@thisisdouch.bsky.social
Writer | repped by Nick Turner Management
Lego City, Gigglebiz, Justin’s House, Diddy TV, Crackerjack!, Best and Bester, Big Cook Little Cook, My Petsaurus and loads of shows called Untitled
Lego City, Gigglebiz, Justin’s House, Diddy TV, Crackerjack!, Best and Bester, Big Cook Little Cook, My Petsaurus and loads of shows called Untitled
Well, my Kickstarter failed so you can tell the children there won't be a new CHEESE! book.
My move into indie book publishing came after TV work dried up. So it's pretty crushing that my plan B has now failed too.
Thank you to everyone who supported the project.
My move into indie book publishing came after TV work dried up. So it's pretty crushing that my plan B has now failed too.
Thank you to everyone who supported the project.
November 11, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Well, my Kickstarter failed so you can tell the children there won't be a new CHEESE! book.
My move into indie book publishing came after TV work dried up. So it's pretty crushing that my plan B has now failed too.
Thank you to everyone who supported the project.
My move into indie book publishing came after TV work dried up. So it's pretty crushing that my plan B has now failed too.
Thank you to everyone who supported the project.
It’s the FINAL WEEKEND to support the Kickstarter to fund my new children’s picture book.
Please support if you can, every £ helps.
I only receive the funding if the campaign reaches 100%. If not, no card payments will be taken.
www.kickstarter.com/projects/thi...
Please support if you can, every £ helps.
I only receive the funding if the campaign reaches 100%. If not, no card payments will be taken.
www.kickstarter.com/projects/thi...
CHEESE: Lights! Crackers! Action! A Funny Children's Book
The BRIEquel to CHEESE! a funny picture book aimed at kids aged 3-6
www.kickstarter.com
November 8, 2025 at 9:42 AM
It’s the FINAL WEEKEND to support the Kickstarter to fund my new children’s picture book.
Please support if you can, every £ helps.
I only receive the funding if the campaign reaches 100%. If not, no card payments will be taken.
www.kickstarter.com/projects/thi...
Please support if you can, every £ helps.
I only receive the funding if the campaign reaches 100%. If not, no card payments will be taken.
www.kickstarter.com/projects/thi...
Want a comedy writing guide?
I’ve added one as a reward for backers of my Kickstarter!
Finding/creating opportunities
Writing for kids
Getting noticed
Networking
Agents
Emailing people in the industry
Writer’s Block
Dealing with rejection
I’ve added one as a reward for backers of my Kickstarter!
Finding/creating opportunities
Writing for kids
Getting noticed
Networking
Agents
Emailing people in the industry
Writer’s Block
Dealing with rejection
November 4, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Want a comedy writing guide?
I’ve added one as a reward for backers of my Kickstarter!
Finding/creating opportunities
Writing for kids
Getting noticed
Networking
Agents
Emailing people in the industry
Writer’s Block
Dealing with rejection
I’ve added one as a reward for backers of my Kickstarter!
Finding/creating opportunities
Writing for kids
Getting noticed
Networking
Agents
Emailing people in the industry
Writer’s Block
Dealing with rejection
Guys, my Kickstarter to self-publish a funny picture book is failing so bad!
If you can help by pledging any amount, I’d REALLY appreciate it.
Please help me to get this book out there.
www.kickstarter.com/projects/thi...
If you can help by pledging any amount, I’d REALLY appreciate it.
Please help me to get this book out there.
www.kickstarter.com/projects/thi...
CHEESE: Lights! Crackers! Action! A Funny Children's Book
The BRIEquel to CHEESE! a funny picture book aimed at kids aged 3-6
www.kickstarter.com
November 3, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Guys, my Kickstarter to self-publish a funny picture book is failing so bad!
If you can help by pledging any amount, I’d REALLY appreciate it.
Please help me to get this book out there.
www.kickstarter.com/projects/thi...
If you can help by pledging any amount, I’d REALLY appreciate it.
Please help me to get this book out there.
www.kickstarter.com/projects/thi...
Reposted by Chris Douch
If you love funny picture books and you like to support indie authors and illustrators, please consider pledging to help make this sequel a reality. You won't regret it!
The Kickstarter for my 2nd book is finishing on the 10th November and at present, it's going to fail.
There is still time to turn things around but I need YOUR help to do it.
If you're in a position to support, please take a look to see what rewards you can get in exchange for your pledge.
There is still time to turn things around but I need YOUR help to do it.
If you're in a position to support, please take a look to see what rewards you can get in exchange for your pledge.
November 1, 2025 at 3:55 PM
If you love funny picture books and you like to support indie authors and illustrators, please consider pledging to help make this sequel a reality. You won't regret it!
Genuinely thought this was Trey Parker and Matt Stone
October 31, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Genuinely thought this was Trey Parker and Matt Stone
Reposted by Chris Douch
A fun, entertaining, and charmingly silly project that could use some crowdfunding help
Donate if you can!
Donate if you can!
October 31, 2025 at 12:44 PM
A fun, entertaining, and charmingly silly project that could use some crowdfunding help
Donate if you can!
Donate if you can!
Reposted by Chris Douch
Consider backing this brilliant childrens book!
The Kickstarter for my 2nd book is finishing on the 10th November and at present, it's going to fail.
There is still time to turn things around but I need YOUR help to do it.
If you're in a position to support, please take a look to see what rewards you can get in exchange for your pledge.
There is still time to turn things around but I need YOUR help to do it.
If you're in a position to support, please take a look to see what rewards you can get in exchange for your pledge.
October 31, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Consider backing this brilliant childrens book!
The Kickstarter for my 2nd book is finishing on the 10th November and at present, it's going to fail.
There is still time to turn things around but I need YOUR help to do it.
If you're in a position to support, please take a look to see what rewards you can get in exchange for your pledge.
There is still time to turn things around but I need YOUR help to do it.
If you're in a position to support, please take a look to see what rewards you can get in exchange for your pledge.
October 31, 2025 at 12:40 PM
The Kickstarter for my 2nd book is finishing on the 10th November and at present, it's going to fail.
There is still time to turn things around but I need YOUR help to do it.
If you're in a position to support, please take a look to see what rewards you can get in exchange for your pledge.
There is still time to turn things around but I need YOUR help to do it.
If you're in a position to support, please take a look to see what rewards you can get in exchange for your pledge.
2 weeks left!
If you enjoy picture books that are packed with fun illustrations, jokes for the whole family, movie references, and a message about collaboration - this is for you!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/thi...
If you enjoy picture books that are packed with fun illustrations, jokes for the whole family, movie references, and a message about collaboration - this is for you!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/thi...
CHEESE: Lights! Crackers! Action! A Funny Children's Book
The BRIEquel to CHEESE! a funny picture book aimed at kids aged 3-6
www.kickstarter.com
October 27, 2025 at 6:28 PM
2 weeks left!
If you enjoy picture books that are packed with fun illustrations, jokes for the whole family, movie references, and a message about collaboration - this is for you!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/thi...
If you enjoy picture books that are packed with fun illustrations, jokes for the whole family, movie references, and a message about collaboration - this is for you!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/thi...
I’m trying to raise the funds to self-publish a funny book for kids about making a movie.
My Kickstarter is still below 50% funded but with your help, we can get a new book into the world.
Please check out the link below to find out what rewards are up for grabs
My Kickstarter is still below 50% funded but with your help, we can get a new book into the world.
Please check out the link below to find out what rewards are up for grabs
October 21, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I’m trying to raise the funds to self-publish a funny book for kids about making a movie.
My Kickstarter is still below 50% funded but with your help, we can get a new book into the world.
Please check out the link below to find out what rewards are up for grabs
My Kickstarter is still below 50% funded but with your help, we can get a new book into the world.
Please check out the link below to find out what rewards are up for grabs
Reposted by Chris Douch
As if you need another reason to back a children's book by Chris, he's also offering a mini comedy writing guide as a reward. I got one of these with his first book and it's well worth doing! Support new writers and new writing!
New Kickstarter reward!
I’ve added a mini comedy writing guide as a reward option for backers of CHEESE: Lights! Crackers! Action!
Interested in writing comedy? This is for you!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/thi...
I’ve added a mini comedy writing guide as a reward option for backers of CHEESE: Lights! Crackers! Action!
Interested in writing comedy? This is for you!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/thi...
October 21, 2025 at 7:28 AM
As if you need another reason to back a children's book by Chris, he's also offering a mini comedy writing guide as a reward. I got one of these with his first book and it's well worth doing! Support new writers and new writing!
New Kickstarter reward!
I’ve added a mini comedy writing guide as a reward option for backers of CHEESE: Lights! Crackers! Action!
Interested in writing comedy? This is for you!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/thi...
I’ve added a mini comedy writing guide as a reward option for backers of CHEESE: Lights! Crackers! Action!
Interested in writing comedy? This is for you!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/thi...
October 20, 2025 at 11:08 AM
New Kickstarter reward!
I’ve added a mini comedy writing guide as a reward option for backers of CHEESE: Lights! Crackers! Action!
Interested in writing comedy? This is for you!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/thi...
I’ve added a mini comedy writing guide as a reward option for backers of CHEESE: Lights! Crackers! Action!
Interested in writing comedy? This is for you!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/thi...
It’s #KidsBooksFriday and I need your help! I’m trying to raise the funds to self-publish my next picture book and after one week, I’m at 35% funded.
October 17, 2025 at 7:36 AM
It’s #KidsBooksFriday and I need your help! I’m trying to raise the funds to self-publish my next picture book and after one week, I’m at 35% funded.
Reposted by Chris Douch
Cheese is the best thing you can do with milk, obviously. Whereas Cheese! (note the punctuation) is the best book you can read your kids. And now @thisisdouch.bsky.social is working on a sequel. Delicious! Pledge for a copy to delight your kids and/or spite a lactose intolerant nemesis.
I’m running a Kickstarter to fund a self-published children’s book. Please take a look and support if you can www.kickstarter.com/projects/thi...
CHEESE: Lights! Crackers! Action! A Funny Children's Book
The BRIEquel to CHEESE! a funny picture book aimed at kids aged 3-6
www.kickstarter.com
October 15, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Cheese is the best thing you can do with milk, obviously. Whereas Cheese! (note the punctuation) is the best book you can read your kids. And now @thisisdouch.bsky.social is working on a sequel. Delicious! Pledge for a copy to delight your kids and/or spite a lactose intolerant nemesis.
Reposted by Chris Douch
The wonderful @thisisdouch.bsky.social needs your help to launch the second book in his brilliant CHEESE! series. Please support it here if you can. 🧀
I’m running a Kickstarter to fund a self-published children’s book. Please take a look and support if you can www.kickstarter.com/projects/thi...
CHEESE: Lights! Crackers! Action! A Funny Children's Book
The BRIEquel to CHEESE! a funny picture book aimed at kids aged 3-6
www.kickstarter.com
October 16, 2025 at 8:16 PM
The wonderful @thisisdouch.bsky.social needs your help to launch the second book in his brilliant CHEESE! series. Please support it here if you can. 🧀
Reposted by Chris Douch
My pal @thisisdouch.bsky.social is writing a sequel to his first picture book CHEESE! But he needs your help - yes, you!
Help back original, smart and funny kids' books. (Or we'll have to put up with celebs writing books called MR POO PANTS EATS BOGEY FARTS.)
www.kickstarter.com/projects/thi...
Help back original, smart and funny kids' books. (Or we'll have to put up with celebs writing books called MR POO PANTS EATS BOGEY FARTS.)
www.kickstarter.com/projects/thi...
CHEESE: Lights! Crackers! Action! A Funny Children's Book
The BRIEquel to CHEESE! a funny picture book aimed at kids aged 3-6
www.kickstarter.com
October 15, 2025 at 5:58 PM
My pal @thisisdouch.bsky.social is writing a sequel to his first picture book CHEESE! But he needs your help - yes, you!
Help back original, smart and funny kids' books. (Or we'll have to put up with celebs writing books called MR POO PANTS EATS BOGEY FARTS.)
www.kickstarter.com/projects/thi...
Help back original, smart and funny kids' books. (Or we'll have to put up with celebs writing books called MR POO PANTS EATS BOGEY FARTS.)
www.kickstarter.com/projects/thi...
Reposted by Chris Douch
Reposted by Chris Douch
Out today! Judge Dread Magazine 485, including a new Armitage story scripted by me, art by @stazjohnson.bsky.social, colours by Quinton Winter and letters by Annie Parkhouse.
There's a serial killer loose in Brit-Cit and everyone's favourite curmudgeon is on strict orders to keep clear...
#ncbd
There's a serial killer loose in Brit-Cit and everyone's favourite curmudgeon is on strict orders to keep clear...
#ncbd
October 15, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Out today! Judge Dread Magazine 485, including a new Armitage story scripted by me, art by @stazjohnson.bsky.social, colours by Quinton Winter and letters by Annie Parkhouse.
There's a serial killer loose in Brit-Cit and everyone's favourite curmudgeon is on strict orders to keep clear...
#ncbd
There's a serial killer loose in Brit-Cit and everyone's favourite curmudgeon is on strict orders to keep clear...
#ncbd
Reposted by Chris Douch
The excellent @thisisdouch.bsky.social has a new kids' book in the works, the latest installment in the wonderful world of CHEESE! take a look and donate to his campaign if you can www.kickstarter.com/projects/thi...
CHEESE: Lights! Crackers! Action! A Funny Children's Book
The BRIEquel to CHEESE! a funny picture book aimed at kids aged 3-6
www.kickstarter.com
October 14, 2025 at 7:14 AM
The excellent @thisisdouch.bsky.social has a new kids' book in the works, the latest installment in the wonderful world of CHEESE! take a look and donate to his campaign if you can www.kickstarter.com/projects/thi...
Reposted by Chris Douch
Check out CHEESE: Lights! Crackers! Action! A Funny Children's Book by Chris Douch on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/thi...
CHEESE: Lights! Crackers! Action! A Funny Children's Book
The BRIEquel to CHEESE! a funny picture book aimed at kids aged 3-6
www.kickstarter.com
October 13, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Check out CHEESE: Lights! Crackers! Action! A Funny Children's Book by Chris Douch on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/thi...
Reposted by Chris Douch
Chris is running a starter for the latest in his adorable Cheese children's book series. Well worth supporting!
I’m running a Kickstarter to fund a self-published children’s book. Please take a look and support if you can www.kickstarter.com/projects/thi...
CHEESE: Lights! Crackers! Action! A Funny Children's Book
The BRIEquel to CHEESE! a funny picture book aimed at kids aged 3-6
www.kickstarter.com
October 12, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Chris is running a starter for the latest in his adorable Cheese children's book series. Well worth supporting!
Reposted by Chris Douch
🚨 Supporters of the arts! And also parents with children who crave entertainment! Jump in on this and help make this showbiz cheese a reality!
I’m running a Kickstarter to fund a self-published children’s book. Please take a look and support if you can www.kickstarter.com/projects/thi...
CHEESE: Lights! Crackers! Action! A Funny Children's Book
The BRIEquel to CHEESE! a funny picture book aimed at kids aged 3-6
www.kickstarter.com
October 11, 2025 at 11:36 AM
🚨 Supporters of the arts! And also parents with children who crave entertainment! Jump in on this and help make this showbiz cheese a reality!
Reposted by Chris Douch
Hello. @thisisdouch.bsky.social is crowdfunding for the sequel to his excellently funny kids book. If you like supporting good, funny children's books actually getting made or have mini ones who like brilliant picture books, please give him a hand if you can: www.kickstarter.com/projects/thi...
CHEESE: Lights! Crackers! Action! A Funny Children's Book
The BRIEquel to CHEESE! a funny picture book aimed at kids aged 3-6
www.kickstarter.com
October 11, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Hello. @thisisdouch.bsky.social is crowdfunding for the sequel to his excellently funny kids book. If you like supporting good, funny children's books actually getting made or have mini ones who like brilliant picture books, please give him a hand if you can: www.kickstarter.com/projects/thi...
Reposted by Chris Douch
Help Chris get his funny BRIEquel published. The first one was a cracker!
I’m running a Kickstarter to fund a self-published children’s book. Please take a look and support if you can www.kickstarter.com/projects/thi...
CHEESE: Lights! Crackers! Action! A Funny Children's Book
The BRIEquel to CHEESE! a funny picture book aimed at kids aged 3-6
www.kickstarter.com
October 11, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Help Chris get his funny BRIEquel published. The first one was a cracker!