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they should invent a hull breach into the cold vacuum of space, but for sinuses
December 11, 2025 at 1:23 PM
they should invent a hull breach into the cold vacuum of space, but for sinuses
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
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The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
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Sneering douchebag: "You're gonna be famous on the internet!"
The Internet:
The Internet:
December 5, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Sneering douchebag: "You're gonna be famous on the internet!"
The Internet:
The Internet:
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people, you have the chance to put my book ahead of Olivia Nuzzi’s on the bestseller list. put aside all other considerations and think how objectively funny this would be. #1, that Mountain Goats guy. #2, Antivax Man Has My Heart. funniest list of the century. We can do this if we try
December 4, 2025 at 3:47 AM
people, you have the chance to put my book ahead of Olivia Nuzzi’s on the bestseller list. put aside all other considerations and think how objectively funny this would be. #1, that Mountain Goats guy. #2, Antivax Man Has My Heart. funniest list of the century. We can do this if we try
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i think it's useful to look at areas where the *tech* has gotten much better while tech *interactions* have gotten way worse. streaming has gotten worse, google search has gotten worse, digital cameras are leaps better. apple's silicone is so good it's threatening their user upgrade cycle
it’s so weird to look around and realize like, tech and media are materially worse than a decade ago
November 30, 2025 at 12:14 PM
i think it's useful to look at areas where the *tech* has gotten much better while tech *interactions* have gotten way worse. streaming has gotten worse, google search has gotten worse, digital cameras are leaps better. apple's silicone is so good it's threatening their user upgrade cycle
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YouTuber “Schlep" built a huge following tracking down alleged child predators on Roblox before being kicked off. The platform is facing multiple lawsuits over child safety. wrd.cm/4olw2EP
He Hunted Alleged Groomers on Roblox. Then the Company Banned Him
YouTuber “Schlep" built a huge following tracking down alleged child predators on Roblox before being kicked off. The platform is facing multiple lawsuits over child safety.
www.wired.com
November 30, 2025 at 2:12 AM
YouTuber “Schlep" built a huge following tracking down alleged child predators on Roblox before being kicked off. The platform is facing multiple lawsuits over child safety. wrd.cm/4olw2EP
There is an iconic ad campaign just calling out to be made
achillles should have just worn timbs
November 25, 2025 at 12:31 AM
There is an iconic ad campaign just calling out to be made
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Hey you. Just a reminder that we like seeing you and appreciate you, your thoughts, your feelings, your personality and everything you bring to the world. Our universe is better with you in it, no matter how you feel in the moment.
November 22, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Hey you. Just a reminder that we like seeing you and appreciate you, your thoughts, your feelings, your personality and everything you bring to the world. Our universe is better with you in it, no matter how you feel in the moment.
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I wanted to share probably the most important sermon I’ve given and it’s while I’m being arrested. It’s torture pure and simple what happens at #Broadview. I’m ok, though I was thrown to the ground and choked with my pectoral cross. A review of the video shows I was peaceful - did I deserve this?
November 15, 2025 at 5:57 AM
I wanted to share probably the most important sermon I’ve given and it’s while I’m being arrested. It’s torture pure and simple what happens at #Broadview. I’m ok, though I was thrown to the ground and choked with my pectoral cross. A review of the video shows I was peaceful - did I deserve this?
Brilliant
أنا اسمي زهران ممدان وعم رشّح حالي لأكون العمدة الجديد في مدينة نيويورك
November 2, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Brilliant
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To anyone not into baseball I’m sorry but also get into baseball
November 1, 2025 at 3:00 AM
To anyone not into baseball I’m sorry but also get into baseball
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I've known Ace from back when Twitter was good*. Good people. Please sign this you don't have to live there to do so. Thanks!
*obligatory "Twitter was never good" here
*obligatory "Twitter was never good" here
SO this lady who lives miles away from me in a different neighborhood filed a complaint w/the city that’s now potentially going to get my little free library & little free pantry shut down unless we can amend code to specifically protect site amenities as such pls sign my petition
c.org/DRrMJb6Czq
c.org/DRrMJb6Czq
November 1, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I've known Ace from back when Twitter was good*. Good people. Please sign this you don't have to live there to do so. Thanks!
*obligatory "Twitter was never good" here
*obligatory "Twitter was never good" here
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You’ve probably heard but I have been federally indicted by Trump’s DOJ.
We now have to cover the costs of a campaign *and* a legal battle to preserve our First Amendment rights.
Help us win this fight by chipping in at katforillinois.com/legal
We now have to cover the costs of a campaign *and* a legal battle to preserve our First Amendment rights.
Help us win this fight by chipping in at katforillinois.com/legal
Defend Kat Against Unjust Charges
Show your support with a contribution.
katforillinois.com
October 29, 2025 at 11:11 PM
You’ve probably heard but I have been federally indicted by Trump’s DOJ.
We now have to cover the costs of a campaign *and* a legal battle to preserve our First Amendment rights.
Help us win this fight by chipping in at katforillinois.com/legal
We now have to cover the costs of a campaign *and* a legal battle to preserve our First Amendment rights.
Help us win this fight by chipping in at katforillinois.com/legal
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i don't know how to fully explain this but rooting for the dodgers in the postseason is like reminding the teacher they forgot to give out homework
October 18, 2025 at 2:14 AM
i don't know how to fully explain this but rooting for the dodgers in the postseason is like reminding the teacher they forgot to give out homework
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David Cross folks.
September 29, 2025 at 11:40 PM
David Cross folks.
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"The ball gets bigger coming at me. I stick the paddle up thoughtless and the ball skips back across the net and catches Rayleen Butters in her pink soft gut, just below the knot she’s tied in her blouse to show off her tummy."
(Happy b-day, William!)
(Happy b-day, William!)
William Faulkner Does Pickleball
I stare at Linoleum Snopes across the net, hating him. “It don’t bounce proper,” I say. “It don’t hardly bounce at all.” He studies the service lin...
buff.ly
September 25, 2025 at 5:25 PM
"The ball gets bigger coming at me. I stick the paddle up thoughtless and the ball skips back across the net and catches Rayleen Butters in her pink soft gut, just below the knot she’s tied in her blouse to show off her tummy."
(Happy b-day, William!)
(Happy b-day, William!)
Now with 20% more anal gland!
September 22, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Now with 20% more anal gland!
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The effect of car dependency: in 1940, Basil Rathbone was photographed wearing an overcoat outside his home. As more men relied on cars, overcoats became shorter to accommodate drivers. Today, the right is marketed as an "overcoat," even if it would've been considered more sport coat length in 1940.
September 20, 2025 at 11:57 PM
The effect of car dependency: in 1940, Basil Rathbone was photographed wearing an overcoat outside his home. As more men relied on cars, overcoats became shorter to accommodate drivers. Today, the right is marketed as an "overcoat," even if it would've been considered more sport coat length in 1940.
This is, effectively, what every word on a Dr. Bronner’s bottle distills to.
it says "face cleanser" but you can use it anywhere on your body. do not comply
September 14, 2025 at 3:45 PM
This is, effectively, what every word on a Dr. Bronner’s bottle distills to.
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maybe we should all live our lives in such a way where, if we devote ourselves to advocating for something and it comes for us, that’s a good thing
charlie kirk was a bigoted sack of shit and he thought random gun deaths were an acceptable consequence of having the second amendment, i wonder if he revised that opinion in the brief time between getting shot and dying. didn't think your number would come up, didya charlie
September 13, 2025 at 10:18 PM
maybe we should all live our lives in such a way where, if we devote ourselves to advocating for something and it comes for us, that’s a good thing
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The truth is most people don’t give a shit about the rule of law, or due process, or laws of war, or freedom of unpopular speech or unpopular religion. Just about every modern civilizational advancement out of barbarism gets only occasional lip service and is unpopular in particular instances.
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September 6, 2025 at 5:13 PM
The truth is most people don’t give a shit about the rule of law, or due process, or laws of war, or freedom of unpopular speech or unpopular religion. Just about every modern civilizational advancement out of barbarism gets only occasional lip service and is unpopular in particular instances.
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Ok its ‘feed it off an aux, speak, grunt no strength, the ladder start to clatter with fear fight down height, wire in a fire representing seven games, a government for hire and a combat site’.
September 5, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Ok its ‘feed it off an aux, speak, grunt no strength, the ladder start to clatter with fear fight down height, wire in a fire representing seven games, a government for hire and a combat site’.
Proposed rebrand: “The Divorced Dad’s Every-Other-Weekend Go To”
just passed a strip mall that im calling ‘The Parent Destroyer’ — a candy kitchen, go kart track, and game stop all in a single strip. imagine the whining
August 29, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Proposed rebrand: “The Divorced Dad’s Every-Other-Weekend Go To”
I have some let-Cracker-Barrel-be-Cracker-Barrel thoughts that are apostasy for any political stripe, but this point is critical: Waffle House deserves a James Beard award/Michelin Star/MacArthur Grant/whatever honorific you want. It is the perfect distillation and articulation of American food.
the other band liked to eat at cracker barrel, which I always tried to avoid, because "just like old timey" shit gives me hives. I like waffle house. fast, reliable, not putting on airs
August 27, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I have some let-Cracker-Barrel-be-Cracker-Barrel thoughts that are apostasy for any political stripe, but this point is critical: Waffle House deserves a James Beard award/Michelin Star/MacArthur Grant/whatever honorific you want. It is the perfect distillation and articulation of American food.