TheyCallMeNels
@theycallmenels.bsky.social
Lover of Sunflowers, Shenanigans, and Champagne; Creator of the Porch of Truth; he/him #RCTID
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
🎶 Whatever Messi wants...
🎶 Messi gets...
🎶 Messi gets...
💣🇨🇦 BREAKING: Inter Miami is nearing a deal to sign Canadian int'l GK Dayne St. Clair, per sources.
St. Clair, 28, just was named MLS GK of the Year.
Huge signing for Miami, who just won MLS Cup.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/689...
St. Clair, 28, just was named MLS GK of the Year.
Huge signing for Miami, who just won MLS Cup.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/689...
Inter Miami nearing deal for Canada goalkeeper Dayne St. Clair
St. Clair was named 2025 MLS Goalkeeper of the Year and is one of the marquee free agents on the market.
www.nytimes.com
December 18, 2025 at 2:52 AM
🎶 Whatever Messi wants...
🎶 Messi gets...
🎶 Messi gets...
A movie that takes place where you’re from
November 24, 2025 at 12:01 AM
A movie that takes place where you’re from
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don't
Cloudflare says it has begun to resolve an outage disrupting access to sites like X, ChatGPT
Outage at Cloudflare disrupts access to some popular websites
Cloudflare said Tuesday an issue had impacted "multiple customers."
abcnews.go.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:21 PM
don't
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At the very least, the Timbers know they've got a fighter in Kristoffer Velde. Biggest lovable villain on the team since Blanco. Can't wait to see what he does next year. #RCTID
November 10, 2025 at 4:01 AM
At the very least, the Timbers know they've got a fighter in Kristoffer Velde. Biggest lovable villain on the team since Blanco. Can't wait to see what he does next year. #RCTID
And Mora is subbed off... #RCTID
a close up of a man in a suit and tie with a sad look on his face .
ALT: a close up of a man in a suit and tie with a sad look on his face .
media.tenor.com
October 23, 2025 at 4:26 AM
And Mora is subbed off... #RCTID
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What a career Darlington Nagbe has had.
After the Crew won MLS Cup in 2023 I was covering the celebrations in the locker room.
Two different champagne-soaked Crew staffers made sure to tell me:
“He’s the best fucking player this league has seen. You can fucking tweet that.”
After the Crew won MLS Cup in 2023 I was covering the celebrations in the locker room.
Two different champagne-soaked Crew staffers made sure to tell me:
“He’s the best fucking player this league has seen. You can fucking tweet that.”
BREAKING: Columbus Crew midfielder and MLS legend Darlington Nagbe is retiring after the 2025 MLS season, per sources.
Nagbe, 35, is a four-time MLS Cup winner (2015, 2018, 2020, 2023) with three clubs (Portland, Atlanta, Columbus).
One of MLS's best-ever midfielders 👏
Nagbe, 35, is a four-time MLS Cup winner (2015, 2018, 2020, 2023) with three clubs (Portland, Atlanta, Columbus).
One of MLS's best-ever midfielders 👏
October 7, 2025 at 12:02 AM
What a career Darlington Nagbe has had.
After the Crew won MLS Cup in 2023 I was covering the celebrations in the locker room.
Two different champagne-soaked Crew staffers made sure to tell me:
“He’s the best fucking player this league has seen. You can fucking tweet that.”
After the Crew won MLS Cup in 2023 I was covering the celebrations in the locker room.
Two different champagne-soaked Crew staffers made sure to tell me:
“He’s the best fucking player this league has seen. You can fucking tweet that.”
Powerful thread. You love to see it. #RCTID
At the Nashville SC game, a giant flag for La Brigada de Oro, the Latino supporters section, which is not here tonight due to ICE activity. NSC officials tried to remove it, but were met with vehement objections by supporters clubs, who threatened a giant walkout if they did.
May 13, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Powerful thread. You love to see it. #RCTID
Not a Spanish speaker so I'm accepting all corrections, but a Kevin Kelsy goal chant along the lines of "el gran vinotinto" (the big Venezuela MNT nickname) would sound GREAT rattling the rafters. #RCTID
April 22, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Not a Spanish speaker so I'm accepting all corrections, but a Kevin Kelsy goal chant along the lines of "el gran vinotinto" (the big Venezuela MNT nickname) would sound GREAT rattling the rafters. #RCTID
If Chara is coming after you at the end of the match, you fucked up. #RCTID
Neville on the officiating #RCTID
“The sending off of (LAFC Coach) Steve Cherundolo was absolutely disgraceful.”
“It’s all about them. They want to show they are the main people in this league”
“Even he (Diego Chara) can’t understand it”
“The sending off of (LAFC Coach) Steve Cherundolo was absolutely disgraceful.”
“It’s all about them. They want to show they are the main people in this league”
“Even he (Diego Chara) can’t understand it”
April 20, 2025 at 4:59 AM
If Chara is coming after you at the end of the match, you fucked up. #RCTID
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This is Utah in case anyone’s wondering how pissed off people are. I have never seen anything like this.
April 5, 2025 at 7:06 PM
This is Utah in case anyone’s wondering how pissed off people are. I have never seen anything like this.
According to the Soccerwise team, the most likely outcome is still Lucho out, Evander to Cincy, and Da Costa to PTFC. The holdup is figuring out if Estudiantes can actually afford Lucho. #RCTID
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🇦🇷 Lucho Acosta comments (and latest info)
🇧🇷 What about Evander?
📰 MLS rules
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🍦 Latest scoops
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAEo...
🇦🇷 Lucho Acosta comments (and latest info)
🇧🇷 What about Evander?
📰 MLS rules
🟡 Christian Ramirez / LA Galaxy
🍦 Latest scoops
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAEo...
Lucho Acosta Expresses Frustration, Superman Heads Home + USOC 1st Round Draw & MLS Roster Rules
YouTube video by SoccerwiseHQ
www.youtube.com
February 6, 2025 at 8:05 PM
According to the Soccerwise team, the most likely outcome is still Lucho out, Evander to Cincy, and Da Costa to PTFC. The holdup is figuring out if Estudiantes can actually afford Lucho. #RCTID
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Randy Foster has worked at New Seasons for 19 years. At 1:30pm today mgmt fired him for “violating Oregon break laws.” His infraction, helping a blind coworker close out his till while on lunch break. By 3:15 his coworkers walked out the Arbor Lodge store demanding reinstatement.
January 29, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Randy Foster has worked at New Seasons for 19 years. At 1:30pm today mgmt fired him for “violating Oregon break laws.” His infraction, helping a blind coworker close out his till while on lunch break. By 3:15 his coworkers walked out the Arbor Lodge store demanding reinstatement.
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Just reminding everyone again that it is illegal for your employer to stop you from discussing your pay with coworkers if you choose to do so.
December 6, 2024 at 7:06 AM
Just reminding everyone again that it is illegal for your employer to stop you from discussing your pay with coworkers if you choose to do so.
Surely I can't be the only person in the center of a Joey Harrington/Timbers Army/Wrexham venn diagram? #RCTID
Link to the article via Archive.Today:
archive.today/fWPUa
Link to the article via Archive.Today:
archive.today/fWPUa
November 18, 2024 at 6:27 AM
Surely I can't be the only person in the center of a Joey Harrington/Timbers Army/Wrexham venn diagram? #RCTID
Link to the article via Archive.Today:
archive.today/fWPUa
Link to the article via Archive.Today:
archive.today/fWPUa
"There’s a big difference between saying a book should be banned, and saying, 'I prefer not to have that book in my home.'"
I did not have "younger brother gets dragged on Fox News" on my 2024 bingo card but here we are.
www.thestranger.com/comedy/2024/...
I did not have "younger brother gets dragged on Fox News" on my 2024 bingo card but here we are.
www.thestranger.com/comedy/2024/...
March 1, 2024 at 6:08 PM
"There’s a big difference between saying a book should be banned, and saying, 'I prefer not to have that book in my home.'"
I did not have "younger brother gets dragged on Fox News" on my 2024 bingo card but here we are.
www.thestranger.com/comedy/2024/...
I did not have "younger brother gets dragged on Fox News" on my 2024 bingo card but here we are.
www.thestranger.com/comedy/2024/...