TheTallestTawm
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TheTallestTawm
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Yes, and’ing my way through life
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According to the new rules, if you and a few friends go to a defense contractor’s testing facility and you say “where are the missiles” and they don’t let you in then all federal funds for defense contractors will be frozen
January 1, 2026 at 10:44 PM
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Happy New Year.

We’re going to win.
January 1, 2026 at 5:20 AM
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. @spotify.bsky.social ban AI music
December 29, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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whatever 2026 holds i don't think anything next year will be funnier than Chicago Pope. 2025 was overall a huge stinker but Chicago Pope was an all time great B-plot
December 28, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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No, that’s not even remotely close to what that means.
Lutnick: "Donald Trump's economy grew 4.3%. That means that Americans overall, all of us, are going to earn 4.3% more money. We're making a raise, it's a simple way to do it."
December 25, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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NORAD Santa tracker is Woke
December 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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Night night sweet dreamies

The road behind you has shaped your footsteps, not weighed them down.

What lies ahead doesn’t need more than that, just your presence, exactly as you are.
December 23, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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Biden was the kind of old where you take away the car keys. Trump is the kind of old where you don't let him near the grandchildren
December 18, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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December 18, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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[P] Me, when that speech ended
December 18, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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"trump just declared war with venezuela via truth social" is a real sentence i just said out loud
December 17, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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"At which point we're going to blow them out of the fucking skies."
Melania Trump: "Santa's reindeer -- Rudolph, Dasher, Comet, all of them -- they're resting in the North Pole. They need to save all of their energy for their great flight around the world on Christmas Eve. Santa told me they're snuggling beneath warm, fluffy blankets."
December 8, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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I think if a government has online beef with a pop star it has aleady lost
December 6, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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First Secretary of Defense you could defeat by painting a tunnel on the side of a boulder.
November 25, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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Mamdani is going to bring him that snowglobe that plays "Memories" from CATS and we're going to get government grocery stores nationwide
November 20, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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The flagrant corruption of this administration is shocking and also totally out in the open
November 14, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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“Housing shortage – Jews to blame," letter sticker, German Reich, 1938

zwangsraeume.berlin/en/context
November 14, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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*HOUSE PANEL RELEASES ADDITIONAL 20,000 EPSTEIN DOCUMENTS
November 12, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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coming up on “list season” where music made by millionaires and marketed by global corporations will line up for praise by publications hoping the corporations trickle them a few more ad dollars. Reminder it’s good for the soul to champion a few records not backed by Blackrock 🥰
November 11, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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[P] WHOOP WHOOP
Trump: "Nobody knows what magnets are."
November 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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it is darkly humorous that after all these years, the Republican health insurance plan ends up being to end health insurance
Trump: "I am recommending to Senate Republicans that the Hundreds of Billions of Dollars currently being sent to money sucking Insurance Companies in order to save the bad Healthcare provided by ObamaCare, BE SENT DIRECTLY TO THE PEOPLE SO THAT THEY CAN PURCHASE THEIR OWN, MUCH BETTER, HEALTHCARE."
November 8, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Where my GOP China hawks at?
November 8, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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CALLED FOR MAMDANI IN NINE MINUTES BABEEEEEEE
LET THE HERO BORN OF WOMAN CRUSH THE SERPENT WITH HIS HEEL
November 5, 2025 at 2:10 AM