Captain Sparkly
thesparklypirate.bsky.social
Captain Sparkly
@thesparklypirate.bsky.social
I’m here to kick some ass and make some memes. Luckily I’ll never run out of memes.

She/her nonbinary queer autistic adhd multiple sclerosis disabled chronic pain endometriosis and so on
fascinating read imo

Rich New Yorkers Threaten to Leave. Then They Find Out How Hard That Is. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/n...
Rich New Yorkers Threaten to Leave. Then They Find Out How Hard That Is.
www.nytimes.com
December 6, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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What To Know About ‘Heated Rivalry’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-heated-rivalry/
December 4, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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ICE raids are cruel, inhumane, and do nothing to serve public safety.

My responsibility is to be the mayor to each and every person that calls this city their home. That includes millions of immigrants— of which I am one.
December 2, 2025 at 2:18 AM
This is happening? these Nikes aren’t just random #Nike weirdness??
December 2, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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If you want people to spend more, pay them more.
December 1, 2025 at 5:12 PM
and I’m not about to disappoint our pirate daddy @david-jenkins.bsky.social like that! How dare!

#ofmd #DavidJenkins #PirateDaddy
December 2, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Look I thoroughly enjoyed my clementine and i also had a coke so… #wegovy #30rock #iykyk
September 30, 2025 at 2:48 PM
come on, lip gloss! Work your magic! 🤞
September 20, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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Our featured contributor this morning is @lostinthebabylon.bsky.social! Subaru did some of the most adorable art in the animatic, during the cave scene! Just look at those lil guys 🥺
July 7, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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Very low energy. Sad!😂
June 14, 2025 at 11:10 PM
June 14, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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The permanent ink that Stede and Ed wrote their names on each other with. #ofmd
May 30, 2025 at 9:31 PM
just some political memes of late #rfkjr #fentanyl #pambondi #ms13 #tattoogate #tattoo #ms13tattoo
May 1, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Rigatoni appreciation post. Sweetest doggo ever!
April 13, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I spent #transdayofvisibility at #waltdisneyworld in Florida this week. And bc I’m a bold motherfucker, I was ✨Visible✨ for those who can’t be. A cast member at Grand Floridian told me they loved my outfit & gestured vaguely at themself. #tdov
April 3, 2025 at 5:07 PM
March 12, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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Sign ups for a collaborative animatic of Djkens' Christmas/Valentine's special are now LIVE! We are looking for artists of all levels, voice actors, background artists and more! Please spread the word!

tinyurl.com/frametwice
"You Only Frame Twice" Animatic Sign-Up
Hello! Thank you for showing interest in this project! The goal is to collect people to animate and voice act to bring David's "Christmas" OFMD special to life. The goal is to create a simple animatic...
tinyurl.com
February 25, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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I heard someone compare Trump’s mass firings to him being a bull in a china shop. I disagree.

Trump is a like a bull in a VA hospital.

Trump is like a bull in an assisted living facility.

Trump is like a bull in an Alzheimer’s research center.

Trump is like a bull in a NICU.
February 22, 2025 at 10:47 AM
this part tho ⬇️
I refuse to reflect their lack of humanity back on them.
Just saw a thread about a guy calling into cspan saying his diabetic supplies increased from 5 dollars to 80 dollars and somebody in the comments, probably multiple people but I stopped reading, replied “FAFO” and I can’t stress enough how much you need to stop doing that shit
February 23, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Had a good time protesting with my friends yesterday in support of Trans rights.

I got so many compliments on my walker, sign, and gear! Felt good to be amongst ppl who appreciate my mission to queerify everything (and make it glow)! #stonewall #keeptheTinStonewall #keepthetinLGBT
February 23, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Fuck yeah we did!!! whoooooooo! can’t wait to do it again. And again. FFS
Before the Rhys show yesterday I protested with a couple hundred others and @transexualmenace.bsky.social for trans visibility at #Stonewall 💖 Thanks to everyone who showed up, especially our cis friends for standing with us (and my niece Immi who at 3 months old attended her first protest!)
February 23, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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Commissions are open for Hoist the Colors Print shop!
ko-fi.com/tresdem/comm...

There are also prints available.
Art blitz below. Please let me know if you'd like a print of anything.

But even a boost would be appreciated. <3 #OFMD #OFMDfanart 🧵
Hoist the Colors's Ko-fi Commissions
Ko-fi Commissions Open! Click to see Hoist the Colors's commission menu.
ko-fi.com
February 23, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Hey #rhysdarby fans in NyC. Does anyone need a ticket for tonight’s (sunday) show? I have one I can’t use! Hit me up!! #thebellhouse
February 23, 2025 at 4:35 PM
this is a huge loss for consumers
The Consumer Financial Protection Bureau says that over the years, it has helped resolve millions of complaints from consumers, protecting Americans from various forms of financial fraud and deception. Now DOGE wants the agency gone, @lilashroff.bsky.social writes.
It’s a Model of Government Efficiency, but DOGE Wants It Gone
Musk is going after an agency that exists to protect consumers.
www.theatlantic.com
February 12, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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I need to get back into the OFMD quotes they slap
December 31, 2024 at 5:59 AM