Captain Sparkly
thesparklypirate.bsky.social
Captain Sparkly
@thesparklypirate.bsky.social
I’m here to kick some ass and make some memes. Luckily I’ll never run out of memes.

She/her nonbinary queer autistic adhd multiple sclerosis disabled chronic pain endometriosis and so on
This is happening? these Nikes aren’t just random #Nike weirdness??
December 2, 2025 at 12:18 PM
and I’m not about to disappoint our pirate daddy @david-jenkins.bsky.social like that! How dare!

#ofmd #DavidJenkins #PirateDaddy
December 2, 2025 at 12:10 PM
They make stim toys for this but i haven’t tried

i love hydrocolloid bandages for scabs I can’t leave alone. They last a few days bc they’re waterproof.

They don’t bother me sensory wise bc they’re like smooth silicone. they help scabs heal faster too. For face there’s zit stickers
September 30, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Look I thoroughly enjoyed my clementine and i also had a coke so… #wegovy #30rock #iykyk
September 30, 2025 at 2:48 PM
come on, lip gloss! Work your magic! 🤞
September 20, 2025 at 12:28 AM
just some political memes of late #rfkjr #fentanyl #pambondi #ms13 #tattoogate #tattoo #ms13tattoo
May 1, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Rigatoni appreciation post. Sweetest doggo ever!
April 13, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I spent #transdayofvisibility at #waltdisneyworld in Florida this week. And bc I’m a bold motherfucker, I was ✨Visible✨ for those who can’t be. A cast member at Grand Floridian told me they loved my outfit & gestured vaguely at themself. #tdov
April 3, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I love you! You’re awesome and heck yeah your fam is here (at sea) now. have some stede memes of says past
March 12, 2025 at 2:20 AM
March 12, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Had a good time protesting with my friends yesterday in support of Trans rights.

I got so many compliments on my walker, sign, and gear! Felt good to be amongst ppl who appreciate my mission to queerify everything (and make it glow)! #stonewall #keeptheTinStonewall #keepthetinLGBT
February 23, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Hey #rhysdarby fans in NyC. Does anyone need a ticket for tonight’s (sunday) show? I have one I can’t use! Hit me up!! #thebellhouse
February 23, 2025 at 4:35 PM
this is one of my fave ones I’ve made of him: Roach as Mrs. Lovett
December 31, 2024 at 4:38 PM
somehow lost this post as i’m a blue sky newb so im sorry if it came through already but this set is called “Bimbos (affectionate)” I hope things are more chill the rest of the weekend!
December 27, 2024 at 9:52 PM
or izzy “that’s fair…”

#ofmd #ofmdtwitter #ofmdmemes
December 27, 2024 at 9:44 PM
or perhaps season 1 jim is more the vibe?#ofmd #ofmdtwitter #ofmdmemes
December 27, 2024 at 9:43 PM
December 27, 2024 at 9:42 PM
our christmas was chill and our gifts were awesome! I asked my husband why he didn’t give me the octopus sooner so I could put it out for Christmas and he said “Bc it’s not a Christmas decoration.” and I can’t argue with that. Octopus still needs a name. #whimsicaldecor
December 26, 2024 at 5:02 AM
which one do we like better? samba/vico/mads or Samba/Leslie/Nat? 👀🦷🔪🗡️🐍 #ofmdmemes #ourflagmeansdeath
December 25, 2024 at 1:59 AM
i think it’s just room people stuff
December 14, 2024 at 4:02 PM
the vibe i bring to #galaxyconcolumbus
December 12, 2024 at 5:20 PM
hmmm does this count? @cononeill.bsky.social bitching about hiking
November 15, 2024 at 4:02 PM
November 15, 2024 at 3:58 PM
Rigatoni isn’t eating. I’ve left a message for the vet. Poor doggie had a dental this week, hopefully it’s just some sore toofers. He’s been extra snoogly
November 15, 2024 at 1:19 PM
Mickey never turns his back on a challenge. Mickey would sooner die. #ofmdmemes #disneycruiseline
November 14, 2024 at 4:52 PM