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Charles
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Waiting for Captain Trips to save us all.
I wish
December 3, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Waking up at 3:30 in the afternoon to the Chauncey news is the best treatment for my condition in years. Jody selling the team and Billups gone?
a man in a wheelchair is sitting in front of a crowd of people
ALT: a man in a wheelchair is sitting in front of a crowd of people
media.tenor.com
October 23, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Hominy
What foods do you love that you fully acknowledge make you a pervert for loving them?
October 7, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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One of the main reasons why this hits so hard is knowing that there is literally no hope for next season. You’re still gonna have the same dumb, hillbilly prick manager and a lot less talent. The majority of the talent that will remain will just be a year further beyond their prime.
October 3, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Whelp, it was a nice, if frustrating few years as a padres fan. Time to watch them become the Angels.
October 2, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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put this on Puka Nacua’s PFR page
Colts CB Xavien Howard was placed on the reserve/retired list.
October 1, 2025 at 10:29 PM
A reminder that only one of these teams had a player miss multiple games down the playoff stretch due to Kirk.
September 30, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Go Pads. Fuck Ricketts.
September 30, 2025 at 7:09 PM
When they forget I said catsup only.
Quite the photo Darby Winter got for us last night of Dan...
September 29, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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Puka Nacua’s first four games:

10 REC, 130 YDS
8 REC, 91 YDS, rush TD
11 REC, 112 YDS
13 REC, 170 YDS, TD
September 28, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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This USC Illinois game feels very much like Bret Bielema painting a tunnel entrance on a brick wall and Lincoln Riley driving headlong into it
September 27, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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Gonna have to update those numbers.
Blake Treinen's stats since he wrote Charlie Kirk on his hat:

3.0 IP, 5 Runs, 9.00 ERA, 0 Ks, 1.667 WHIP, and 3 LOSSES
September 21, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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bill swerski ass accent lmao
September 21, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Love that the Eagles offensive coordinator is either someone who will be a successful head coach in a year or Blurpo Borpo, a guy who led Holy Cross to the 4th best attack in the Patriot League in 2021
September 21, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Not against the tush push, at all. But if you’re going to allow it, then officiate it properly. Otherwise, this is bullshit…
September 21, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Any other lyrics— don’t even try chronic town murmur or reckoning btw— just form vowels and syllables, and mean it
September 3, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I’m horrific at keeping surprises. But for 6 weeks I kept quiet. Had wife thinking a friend & his wife were flying in for a visit. Went to the airport today & she was completely stunned when her sister walked thru the gate as my bday gift. Like a movie scene. Strangers smiling. Candy happy crying.
August 30, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Caught myself looking outside the back door earlier to see if Smokey wanted inside. So many routines we built up with him that are going to be painful to break.

Pets that become family are the greatest ever example of something that burns bright but too quick.
August 18, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Some people have pets. Some people have family. Ours got smaller last night. RIP Smokey 2012-2025
August 17, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Well…….damn. Who woulda thunk it?
August 13, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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August 13, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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civilization vi leader two turns before you destroy his lone attacking trebuchet unit with a missile cruiser
August 9, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Always nice to see good things actually happening to good people.
August 9, 2025 at 2:36 AM