Josh Scanlan
@thescanlan.com
Pictures of and/or words about cats, beer, and whatever else strikes me.
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Shutting down the government is a big deal. People have been hurt in big ways as a result of the decision. To have that suffering be for nothing—to re-open the government without actually having protected people’s health insurance and economic well-being—is unconscionable.
November 9, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Shutting down the government is a big deal. People have been hurt in big ways as a result of the decision. To have that suffering be for nothing—to re-open the government without actually having protected people’s health insurance and economic well-being—is unconscionable.
If you’re in Montreal and seeing this then chances are it’s a pretty good day.
July 27, 2025 at 8:02 PM
If you’re in Montreal and seeing this then chances are it’s a pretty good day.
Capt: Pike (SNW)
1st: Riker (TNG)
Science: J. Dax (DS9)
Doc: Phlox (ENT)
Sec/Spy: Garak (DS9)
Eng: Reno (DIS)
Helm: Sulu (TOS)
1st: Riker (TNG)
Science: J. Dax (DS9)
Doc: Phlox (ENT)
Sec/Spy: Garak (DS9)
Eng: Reno (DIS)
Helm: Sulu (TOS)
Quote with your ideal 7-member crew made up of characters from any Star Trek show. They have to have distinct roles from each other (ie, not Picard and Kirk), but there's wiggle room, as you can see from how I used Spock. (Geordi could be helm or engineer, etc.)
Cpt: Pike (SNW version)
1st/science: Spock (TOS version)
Doc: Bones McCoy
Sec: Worf
Nav: Ro Laren
Eng: O'Brien
Tailor/Spy: Garak
1st/science: Spock (TOS version)
Doc: Bones McCoy
Sec: Worf
Nav: Ro Laren
Eng: O'Brien
Tailor/Spy: Garak
July 26, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Capt: Pike (SNW)
1st: Riker (TNG)
Science: J. Dax (DS9)
Doc: Phlox (ENT)
Sec/Spy: Garak (DS9)
Eng: Reno (DIS)
Helm: Sulu (TOS)
1st: Riker (TNG)
Science: J. Dax (DS9)
Doc: Phlox (ENT)
Sec/Spy: Garak (DS9)
Eng: Reno (DIS)
Helm: Sulu (TOS)
Christmas in July, Montreal-style care of Mellön Brasserie
July 25, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Christmas in July, Montreal-style care of Mellön Brasserie
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Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return
July 20, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return
The 4th of July in 2025 feels like throwing a birthday party for your fuck-up cousin.
July 5, 2025 at 1:11 AM
The 4th of July in 2025 feels like throwing a birthday party for your fuck-up cousin.
“How bout we have Bud here on the mandolin sing us some Willie Nelson?”
June 30, 2025 at 1:05 AM
“How bout we have Bud here on the mandolin sing us some Willie Nelson?”
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this document is unhinged. 🦝
June 9, 2025 at 6:07 PM
this document is unhinged. 🦝
Nobody stands on top of things like goats stand on top of things.
June 1, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Nobody stands on top of things like goats stand on top of things.
Some cool cars to be seen at Petaluma’s Salute to American Graffiti festival!
May 17, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Some cool cars to be seen at Petaluma’s Salute to American Graffiti festival!
Meanwhile, in Petaluma: goslings!
April 28, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Meanwhile, in Petaluma: goslings!
Can we get a Cordelia Cupp and Benoit Blanc team-up mystery immediately?
April 20, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Can we get a Cordelia Cupp and Benoit Blanc team-up mystery immediately?
Today I saw a baby goat head butt a rabbit at the Petaluma Butter & Egg Festival and everything feels better.
April 19, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Today I saw a baby goat head butt a rabbit at the Petaluma Butter & Egg Festival and everything feels better.
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I sincerely don’t know why people aren’t physically stopping those dorks. Move shit. Lock doors. Lose the keys. Everyone switch seats. Turn off all the lights. Switch the signs on the elevator lobby. Make the settings all silly. Use a different language. Wear costumes. Fill rooms with balloons
February 5, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I sincerely don’t know why people aren’t physically stopping those dorks. Move shit. Lock doors. Lose the keys. Everyone switch seats. Turn off all the lights. Switch the signs on the elevator lobby. Make the settings all silly. Use a different language. Wear costumes. Fill rooms with balloons
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TikTok was never going anywhere. The TikTok creator gave millions to Trump and they orchestrated this whole PR stunt just so Trump will be seen as a 'hero' to young people.
It was literally the Kidz Bop version of the Reichstag Fire
It was literally the Kidz Bop version of the Reichstag Fire
January 19, 2025 at 7:58 PM
TikTok was never going anywhere. The TikTok creator gave millions to Trump and they orchestrated this whole PR stunt just so Trump will be seen as a 'hero' to young people.
It was literally the Kidz Bop version of the Reichstag Fire
It was literally the Kidz Bop version of the Reichstag Fire
Beyoncé @ Cooperage Brewing, Santa Rosa CA #brewerycat
January 18, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Beyoncé @ Cooperage Brewing, Santa Rosa CA #brewerycat
Many of us still have accounts with Meta's products for all sorts of reasons, and this is all good advice.
Mad at Meta? Don't Let Them Collect and Monetize Your Personal Data
If you’re fed up with Meta right now, you’re not alone. Meta tracks you across millions of websites and apps and its business model relies on your data. If you want to limit Meta’s ability to collect ...
www.eff.org
January 17, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Many of us still have accounts with Meta's products for all sorts of reasons, and this is all good advice.
Listening to favorite bands on vinyl after vinyl night at Adobe Creek. This is the way.
January 17, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Listening to favorite bands on vinyl after vinyl night at Adobe Creek. This is the way.
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One second from every episode of Twin Peaks.
September 15, 2024 at 11:38 AM
One second from every episode of Twin Peaks.
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Big win for Team Oxford Comma
November 21, 2024 at 6:04 PM
Big win for Team Oxford Comma
When you’re in Vermont, you have a hand-pulled Heady Topper.
February 17, 2024 at 9:45 PM
When you’re in Vermont, you have a hand-pulled Heady Topper.
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Happy Superb Owl day to all who celebrate!
February 11, 2024 at 9:37 PM
Happy Superb Owl day to all who celebrate!
This guy is king of the Vltava debris pile.
February 4, 2024 at 4:04 PM
This guy is king of the Vltava debris pile.