Sunrise boulevard 🌅
Clink clink 🥂
Being this young is art 🎨
Aquamarine 💎
Moonlit swimming pool 🌙
What if 🤔
All I need is you 💘
Sunrise boulevard 🌅
Clink clink 🥂
Being this young is art 🎨
Aquamarine 💎
Moonlit swimming pool 🌙
What if 🤔
All I need is you 💘
A Dramatic Reading of The Recent New York Times Dispatch from the Hamptons.
Presented by The Gilded Age's Morgan Spector.
A Dramatic Reading of The Recent New York Times Dispatch from the Hamptons.
Presented by The Gilded Age's Morgan Spector.
-Move to a small cottage with four bedrooms and two servants
-Make up for the low rent by performing upon the pianoforte to your annoying landlords
-Give up sugar and beef, subsisting only on the occasional present of game from your insufferable half brother
-Refrain from refurnishing the drawing-room
-Leave off bringing your sister a gift from Town
-Consider leasing your house to an admiral and moving to Bath
-Definitely bring your poor friend with you to Bath because she will help you & not be a drain on funds
-move to the same city as That Guy Who Once Refused You A Job
-badmouth That Guy
-befriend the beloved of That Guy
-run off with beloved's little sister
-refuse to marry her until That Guy pays you
-oh sh*t now you're married forever and your wife is annoying
-Move to a small cottage with four bedrooms and two servants
-Make up for the low rent by performing upon the pianoforte to your annoying landlords
-Give up sugar and beef, subsisting only on the occasional present of game from your insufferable half brother