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I haven’t seen Ole Miss students this riled up since James Meredith enrolled.
November 30, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I haven’t seen Ole Miss students this riled up since James Meredith enrolled.
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MLS' biggest issue is they want to be looked at as a serious league.
No, you're not one. That's your most redeeming quality.
We just watched a best of 3 playoff series that ended in 14 taken penalties in a playoffs that doesnt end until December.
Take pride in being weird and dumb.
No, you're not one. That's your most redeeming quality.
We just watched a best of 3 playoff series that ended in 14 taken penalties in a playoffs that doesnt end until December.
Take pride in being weird and dumb.
November 8, 2025 at 11:44 PM
MLS' biggest issue is they want to be looked at as a serious league.
No, you're not one. That's your most redeeming quality.
We just watched a best of 3 playoff series that ended in 14 taken penalties in a playoffs that doesnt end until December.
Take pride in being weird and dumb.
No, you're not one. That's your most redeeming quality.
We just watched a best of 3 playoff series that ended in 14 taken penalties in a playoffs that doesnt end until December.
Take pride in being weird and dumb.
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$18 Mocktail Satisfies Craving To Waste Money https://theonion.com/18-mocktail-satisfies-craving-to-waste-money-1851449216/
November 1, 2025 at 7:00 PM
$18 Mocktail Satisfies Craving To Waste Money https://theonion.com/18-mocktail-satisfies-craving-to-waste-money-1851449216/
I thought he was going to coach from prison using a smuggled burner phone
The NBA announced that Chauncey Billups has been placed on "immediate leave" from the Trail Blazers following today's indictment.
October 23, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I thought he was going to coach from prison using a smuggled burner phone
This is not great
October 23, 2025 at 2:39 AM
This is not great
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Gwen Stefani wrote a whole song about how she wasn't related to Michigan's punter
October 12, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Gwen Stefani wrote a whole song about how she wasn't related to Michigan's punter
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sherman, for the love of god!
October 10, 2025 at 1:11 AM
sherman, for the love of god!
For the sake of my mental health, I am turning off this Beaver’s game
a man in a suit and tie is crying and saying `` i 'm fine , it 's fine `` .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is crying and saying `` i 'm fine , it 's fine `` .
media.tenor.com
October 4, 2025 at 8:05 PM
For the sake of my mental health, I am turning off this Beaver’s game
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How big a deal is this game? My sources are telling me that Carrie Underwood—that’s right, the popular country music singer—has been “waiting all day” to watch!
BREAKING: micah parsons, who was evidently traded away recently, is back in texas as his new team, the packers, take on the cowboys, his former team (remember i said he was traded away earlier?). he plays defense.
September 28, 2025 at 11:19 PM
How big a deal is this game? My sources are telling me that Carrie Underwood—that’s right, the popular country music singer—has been “waiting all day” to watch!
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Me, hoping someone brings me another beer at half time
a woman with curly hair is holding her fingers crossed and saying waiting and wishing .
ALT: a woman with curly hair is holding her fingers crossed and saying waiting and wishing .
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September 28, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Me, hoping someone brings me another beer at half time
Ok, Timbers. Do something.
patrick star from spongebob squarepants is holding a green flag and a yellow finger
Alt: patrick star from spongebob squarepants is holding a green flag and a yellow finger and it says “Go team!!!”
media.tenor.com
September 25, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Ok, Timbers. Do something.
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the autumnal equinox is just a made-up holiday to sell more henges.
September 22, 2025 at 1:15 PM
the autumnal equinox is just a made-up holiday to sell more henges.
Presented without comment
September 21, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Presented without comment
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One time I was at a bar in Prague and Johnny Cash was sitting next to a couple of huge guys who fell off their stools. He tried to help them but couldn’t, so I reached down with one arm and pulled them both up. Johnny asked “the hell are you doing?” and I said “righting Czechs your ass can’t, Cash”
September 20, 2025 at 2:50 AM
One time I was at a bar in Prague and Johnny Cash was sitting next to a couple of huge guys who fell off their stools. He tried to help them but couldn’t, so I reached down with one arm and pulled them both up. Johnny asked “the hell are you doing?” and I said “righting Czechs your ass can’t, Cash”
Ninja roadie
September 18, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Ninja roadie
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When the 7th replay showed the spittle in detail, that was when football season truly started
September 5, 2025 at 12:27 AM
When the 7th replay showed the spittle in detail, that was when football season truly started
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remember, it's important to avoid overreacting to the first half of Week 0. but I feel like it's fair to say that Arch Manning is the biggest disappointment in sports history, and that you have to question the entire Manning family legacy for raising such an unsuccessful child
August 30, 2025 at 5:46 PM
remember, it's important to avoid overreacting to the first half of Week 0. but I feel like it's fair to say that Arch Manning is the biggest disappointment in sports history, and that you have to question the entire Manning family legacy for raising such an unsuccessful child
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The Mazama newt is found in only one place in the world: Crater Lake. But this tiny amphibian is disappearing, due to invasive crayfish taking over its habitat. We’ve teamed up with the National Park Service and High Desert Museum to give this rare newt-y cutie a fighting chance.
August 28, 2025 at 7:04 PM
The Mazama newt is found in only one place in the world: Crater Lake. But this tiny amphibian is disappearing, due to invasive crayfish taking over its habitat. We’ve teamed up with the National Park Service and High Desert Museum to give this rare newt-y cutie a fighting chance.
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Don’t know who made this but thank you
August 26, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Don’t know who made this but thank you
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Super Tramp is short for Superior Trampoline, and either one describes your mom.
August 20, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Super Tramp is short for Superior Trampoline, and either one describes your mom.
We did say “cleats up”….🤷♂️
August 17, 2025 at 2:52 AM
We did say “cleats up”….🤷♂️