Linda or Q
@thequeensheart.bsky.social
Half Brooklyn bitch, half Texas crazy. “I’m not ever going back.” https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/132AVJONU05P5?ref_=wl_share🦋🏡 🩷🩵safe space🏳🌈 21+
‘Tis the season for Homicide for the Holidays, watch now on Oxygen. Fa la la la laaaa la la la laaa
November 11, 2023 at 12:03 AM
‘Tis the season for Homicide for the Holidays, watch now on Oxygen. Fa la la la laaaa la la la laaa
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First date idea:
Tell the fucking truth.
Tell the fucking truth.
November 9, 2023 at 1:50 AM
First date idea:
Tell the fucking truth.
Tell the fucking truth.
Well, started my day arguing with a bigot. 0 stars, do not recommend
November 9, 2023 at 1:02 PM
Well, started my day arguing with a bigot. 0 stars, do not recommend
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This holiday season I plan on drinking copious amounts of alcohol and chewing Xanax like tic-tacs. HappyThankJesuseasterbunnyfourthofjuly 🎉🍸
November 7, 2023 at 7:39 PM
This holiday season I plan on drinking copious amounts of alcohol and chewing Xanax like tic-tacs. HappyThankJesuseasterbunnyfourthofjuly 🎉🍸
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People who only like, never retweet, are that one in your friends circle who never buys a round at the pub.
November 8, 2023 at 6:01 AM
People who only like, never retweet, are that one in your friends circle who never buys a round at the pub.
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You really think you going somewhere in life but yet you still in the same place you started.
Me on an upright bike maybe
Me on an upright bike maybe
November 8, 2023 at 11:14 PM
You really think you going somewhere in life but yet you still in the same place you started.
Me on an upright bike maybe
Me on an upright bike maybe
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when it gets really hard to keep masking, I just go full phantom of the opera, running around, lurking in the back, watching everyone doing their thing, demanding to be paid for doing nothing.
November 8, 2023 at 3:01 PM
when it gets really hard to keep masking, I just go full phantom of the opera, running around, lurking in the back, watching everyone doing their thing, demanding to be paid for doing nothing.
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This apocalypse is turning out to be pretty stupid. Zero stars, do not recommend.
September 18, 2023 at 10:05 PM
This apocalypse is turning out to be pretty stupid. Zero stars, do not recommend.
Does it count if you steal a tweet from yourself?
November 7, 2023 at 7:39 PM
Does it count if you steal a tweet from yourself?
This holiday season I plan on drinking copious amounts of alcohol and chewing Xanax like tic-tacs. HappyThankJesuseasterbunnyfourthofjuly 🎉🍸
November 7, 2023 at 7:39 PM
This holiday season I plan on drinking copious amounts of alcohol and chewing Xanax like tic-tacs. HappyThankJesuseasterbunnyfourthofjuly 🎉🍸
I honestly haven’t been funny since 2016 but I’ll give it a go
November 7, 2023 at 4:41 PM
I honestly haven’t been funny since 2016 but I’ll give it a go
Here I am, on another SM platform, ready to disappoint all of you guys 😜
November 7, 2023 at 4:37 PM
Here I am, on another SM platform, ready to disappoint all of you guys 😜
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Not sure what’s coming out of that cloud.
November 6, 2023 at 9:37 PM
Not sure what’s coming out of that cloud.
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coworker: hi i’m alec.
me:
coworker:
me:
coworker:
me:
boss: what are you two doing?
me: i’m waiting for alex here to finish his name.
me:
coworker:
me:
coworker:
me:
boss: what are you two doing?
me: i’m waiting for alex here to finish his name.
November 7, 2023 at 3:56 PM
coworker: hi i’m alec.
me:
coworker:
me:
coworker:
me:
boss: what are you two doing?
me: i’m waiting for alex here to finish his name.
me:
coworker:
me:
coworker:
me:
boss: what are you two doing?
me: i’m waiting for alex here to finish his name.