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The Persian Slipper
@thepersianslipper.bsky.social
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She/her, millennial cat lady.
Ally, this is a safe space ship.
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thepersianslipper.bsky.social
Happy birthday, dear @kristiannairn.bsky.social !!
November 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
thepersianslipper.bsky.social
When you've got #trypophobia and the computer at work blasts you in the face with this 😩
A computer screen where the wallpaper is the close up of a purple coral.
November 25, 2025 at 5:28 PM
thepersianslipper.bsky.social
👀 #OFMD
theonion.com The Onion @theonion.com · 1d
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life
November 24, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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thesearethekids.bsky.social
OFMD where everythings the same except every few weeks there's a fad on the ship Stede has to ban because someone (Pete/Archie) took it too far. So far Stede's thrown a chest of something called "poges" overboard, forbidden the word skulduddery & just about stopped a duel over a Chinese finger trap
November 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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emcolbs.bsky.social
deleted scene from my brain you’re real to me
a digital drawing recreating the scene from the dream mentioned in the quoted post. it’s season one ed and stede from our flag means death. ed is “teaching” stede a “sword move” and has him pinned against a wall. there are four speech bubbles that read: ed: and then you can do this lean in with your hips move. stede: oh! ed: Really, uh, distracts your opponent. stede: I see… wow!
November 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
thepersianslipper.bsky.social
That's absolutely my pirate.
November 23, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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elphia3.bsky.social
In a brief sanity lapse just now I thought about doing a version of the selfie post, and this came up in my phone search for “selfie”. What a handsome bearded boy!! 💛 I’d give Rhys Darby his show back and hire him for lead romantic roles
Screenshot of @rhysiedarby’s Instagram video from August 18, 2025. He’s wearing a corduroy slouchy brown cap with an olive green Henley and a gold chain necklace. His lips are pursed as he maybe says an “ooh” or “w” sound. He’s walking down a sunny street. His text caption says BROOKLYN, NEW YORK in white at the bottom
November 23, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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tanteclem.bsky.social
Hi all!
It's #MumHugSunday again! Please let me know if you want or need a virtual mum hug by sending me a DM or replying to this post!
For loooooove!
tanteclem.bsky.social BB🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🏳️‍⚧️Stedephile @tanteclem.bsky.social · Nov 10
I started #MumHugSunday over on the other app in January for the #OurFlagMeansDeath fandom and beyond, and I'm bringing it over here now, too!
If you would like a virtual mum hug, please reply to this post or send me a message!
November 23, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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adoptourcrew.bsky.social
ofmd 🫶
November 23, 2025 at 3:06 AM
thepersianslipper.bsky.social
Had such a great time baking with @sambaschutte.bsky.social, today! The dirty jokes were just as good as the profiteroles! Look, one came with a natural hole!
Samba is a joy to listen to, and Charlie is a great moderator. Thank you!
very proud of my little poops do I need to say it? My ganache doesn't look so silky cause I used silky (lol) tofu instead of heavy cream
November 22, 2025 at 8:28 PM
thepersianslipper.bsky.social
There's ganache on my keyboard, Samba!! #OFMD
November 22, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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bigred297.bsky.social
Good morning, crew!! May you have a most fabulous day!! You are worthy of good things!! Take care and stay hydrated, my darlings!! 🫂💕✨️🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ #OurFlagMeansDeath #LongLiveOFMD #CrewForLife
A bts picture of Nathan and Matthew, in costume as Lucius and Pete. Matthew is looking at the camera with a small smile. Nathan is leaning in as if to kiss Matt's cheek.
November 22, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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writer-hardly.bsky.social
A very merry #FallFrontFriday to us all! I’m still so proud of this Art™️ I made for the Fall Front Friday Zine back in May drive.google.com/drive/folder...

God bless us! Everyone!
A fake magazine page advertising “Fall Front Pants For Pirates On the Go” (Wow! Ooh! Aah! Cool!) The words above the title advertise the pants as Trendy, Stylish, and (Sexy). The text on the left boasts that the pants are a Practical Storage Solution that won't hurt your back, like a purse or ruch sack. It’sHard to pick pocket. Can open half-way for air flow! feel the ocean breeze on your dick! Refreshing! The right side highlights that the pants are a convenient snack pouch for hot dogs, mozzarella sticks, and butter, if you want to melt it. You could do a puppet show. But DON’T hide a knife in there. There is an illustration of fall front pants in the center of the page above the words: “Great for dramatic reveals!” The bottom of the page says: But wait! There's More. Easy access for a wide variety of activities and stuff! GET FALL FRONT PANTS TODAY!
November 21, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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dbsaveofmd.bsky.social
Really? Yeah, I needed a “numbers were there” reminder before bed 😵‍💫
Max Home Screen taunting me with “popular tv” suggestion of OFMD
November 22, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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mariwho.bsky.social
good to know!
A text post by user pisshets: "If you add two pounds of sugar to literally one ton of concrete it will ruin the concrete and make it unable to set properly which is good to know if you wanna resist something being built, French anarchists used this to resist prison construction in the 80s"
November 22, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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freakofnurture.bsky.social
this page of izzy hands' diary was actually recovered....
izzys opening monologue from s1e6. it is written in early modern english so as to be period-accurate. there is a crossed out heart with "ET + IH" written in it. at the bottom are two stick drawings: one is of izzy stabbing stede (who is crying and bleeding out). an arrow pointing at izzy says "me (real pirate)" and another at stede saying "stupid twat". the second drawing is of ed with his arm on izzys shoulder, stede dead behind them. an arrow pointing at ed and iz says "partners in crime". it is important to note that izzy draws himself taller than stede and only slightly shorter than ed.
November 22, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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jessicacalarco.com
They line up perfectly.
An Oval Office photo of Trump looking adoringly at Mamdani, while a portrait of Reagan looks on. Above the man-ignoring-his-girlfriend meme.
November 22, 2025 at 2:32 AM
thepersianslipper.bsky.social
Fuckin 'ell, Samba🤣🤣🤣 I just spit my coffee! #OFMD
Part of the recipe for Samba's new cooking class.
November 22, 2025 at 11:18 AM
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savernake.bsky.social
🤔
November 22, 2025 at 11:11 AM
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edsrosetattoo.bsky.social
Meme: every marriage has a personality hire and then someone who knows how insurance works with an s1 promo photo of Ed and stede standing shoulder to shoulder
November 21, 2025 at 10:31 PM
thepersianslipper.bsky.social
The heart eyes on trmp, omg🤣🤣🤣🤣
November 21, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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shiv.ing
I WANT TO SEE ZOHRAN TRIUMPHANTLY STRIDE THROUGH THE WHITE HOUSE DOORS WITH A GLIMMERING BROADSWORD DRENCHED IN BLOOD AS HE DECLARES TEN THOUSAND YEARS OF SHAKIRA LAW AND TRANSGENDER FOR EVERYBODY. THE NEW GOLDEN AGE BEGINS.
November 21, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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david-jenkins.bsky.social
Here’s an American President cheering on the murder and dismemberment of an American journalist…

… just in case the press core would like to find its balls next time he calls one of you a pig…

Speak up you fuckass bitches
adamjschwarz.bsky.social Adam Schwarz @adamjschwarz.bsky.social · 7d
Trump defends Mohammed bin Salman over the 2018 murder of journalist Jamal Khashoggi:

"A lot of people didn't like that gentleman... Things happen... He knew nothing about it."

A US intelligence report concluded that bin Salman personally "approved an operation" to "kill or capture" Khashoggi.
November 18, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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david-jenkins.bsky.social
Guess I should make more of those…
glaad.bsky.social GLAAD @glaad.bsky.social · 19d
"Over 84 million American adults say they’re more likely to watch a TV show if it features at least one LGBTQ+ character,” Townsend said. "… This audience has continued to tune in year after year.”
Nearly Half of All LGBTQ+ Characters Will Disappear From TV Next Season, GLAAD Study Finds
The 2024-25 TV season recorded 489 queer characters across broadcast, cable and screenings, but cancellations and plot find a deep decline to come
www.thewrap.com
November 6, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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david-jenkins.bsky.social
FUCK YOU GARY YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID
bridgetemob.bsky.social Bridget O’Brien @bridgetemob.bsky.social · 9d
Amazing, no notes, I do not desire to learn anything else about this story, for it would only detract from the perfection on this headline.
A screenshot with a photograph of a light brown cat whose smooshed face has the effect of making him look grumpy. In the blurry distance is a drawing of this same cat, with a sadder expression. Under the photo, text reads: "Meet Gary, the cat who ended a friendship and cost $25,000 in legal fees" A calligraphic "I" (the logo of the Philadelphia Inquirer) is in the bottom right corner of the image.
November 16, 2025 at 7:10 PM