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Rise up.
He/Him

I'm a plant guy now 🪴🌵

Banner: “Landscape of Thorns” by Michael Brill and Safdar Abidi
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HE'S FUCKING DOING IT AGAIN
Senator Ted Cruz (R-Texas) was spotted earlier today, January 20, 2026, on a plane heading to Laguna Beach as the state of Texas braces for a rare ice threat and arctic cold front.
January 21, 2026 at 5:41 AM
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me (bursting open my apartment window like ebenezer scrooge): you there, boy! did it happen?

boy (gloomily): no sir
January 21, 2026 at 1:29 PM
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every single day I stop myself from posting pictures of the shinzo abe gun
January 21, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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Dogbert has been executed by firing squad
January 17, 2026 at 11:15 AM
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ahh a nice night out at the movies. now time to check my phone and see what our mad pedophile king and his evil scheming viziers are up to
January 19, 2026 at 6:47 AM
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Good morning
January 19, 2026 at 3:27 PM
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January 15, 2026 at 11:17 PM
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January 7, 2026 at 7:37 AM
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January 16, 2026 at 3:25 PM
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I'll be opening up comms on my ko-fi again next week to help with the cost of his care, I can't really recommend my Etsy due to the post destroying so many orders lately but there's also that as well if you'd like a snack instead of art.
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January 15, 2026 at 1:08 AM
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Bandcamp has banned AI music.

The company has released a statement which includes the following: "Music and audio that is generated wholly or in substantial part by AI is not permitted on Bandcamp."

stereogum.com/2485199/band...
Bandcamp Bans AI Music
AI music has become a big problem on streaming services. Remember the AI-generated psych-rock band the Velvet Sundown and the AI-generated metalcore band Broken Avenue racking up streams on Spotify? R...
stereogum.com
January 14, 2026 at 2:23 PM
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Am I interrupting something???
January 8, 2026 at 7:46 PM
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Controversial take but I agree that if you have even center left politics you should be barefoot wearing a barrel with suspenders. You should have a wallet with a single moth and nothing else in it. You should be slicing up a single bean paper thin and eating it slowly on a trash can lid
New York Post looks normal
January 1, 2026 at 5:49 PM
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January 12, 2026 at 12:42 PM
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i am glad attitudes are changing but when i was young most parents believed it wasn't worth the delay in weapon mastery to teach a child to dual wield from a young age
January 12, 2026 at 10:27 AM
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>looking for new art
>ask the artist if their art is protean freezeframe or captured decor
>artist doesn't understand
>pull out diagram explaining what is protean freezeframe and what is captured decor
>artist laughs and says "it's good art"
>look at art
>it's captured decor
January 11, 2026 at 3:42 PM
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sigh
January 1, 2026 at 1:34 AM
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lemon pig . . .
January 3, 2026 at 4:42 AM
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Being an American feels like getting on a school bus and then your bus driver decides to do a drive by
January 3, 2026 at 2:02 PM
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January 2, 2026 at 9:41 PM
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AI in a nutshell
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 28, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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there is a part in 'vulncanizadora' where the boys light a big pile of those snake fireworks on fire. when i realized what was happening i sat up straight in my chair and leaned forward with my eyes widening
July 4, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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Anyway. This is the gaming industry's consumer base's view on a technology that a bunch of people in the industry insist relentlessly is "here to stay" and we "have to accept"
December 20, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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ska... good! good!! mmhemhm
I like this poster that looks like Frankenstein is skanking.
December 19, 2025 at 9:44 PM