Purple Rock John
@theonlyjohn.bsky.social
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Excuse to post a classic?
November 20, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Excuse to post a classic?
It's Ride Wit Me.
An important question for the Bluesky generation: what’s the best Nelly song?
November 18, 2025 at 2:16 AM
It's Ride Wit Me.
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I need to know so much less about so many people.
November 18, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I need to know so much less about so many people.
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The Washington State University Cougar Marching Band freakin' played Trogdor at their halftime show this weekend! And made ME! My husky head finally gets its due! 50 freakin' yards high man!
November 17, 2025 at 2:37 PM
The Washington State University Cougar Marching Band freakin' played Trogdor at their halftime show this weekend! And made ME! My husky head finally gets its due! 50 freakin' yards high man!
Logging into LinkedIn after a long time is like accidentally clicking like on an ex's Insta post. Suddenly it's:
"Are you interested in reconnecting?"
"Hey, did you see this cool post?"
"What's up, just saw this job and thought of you!"
"Interested in rising and grinding?"
"Are you interested in reconnecting?"
"Hey, did you see this cool post?"
"What's up, just saw this job and thought of you!"
"Interested in rising and grinding?"
November 17, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Logging into LinkedIn after a long time is like accidentally clicking like on an ex's Insta post. Suddenly it's:
"Are you interested in reconnecting?"
"Hey, did you see this cool post?"
"What's up, just saw this job and thought of you!"
"Interested in rising and grinding?"
"Are you interested in reconnecting?"
"Hey, did you see this cool post?"
"What's up, just saw this job and thought of you!"
"Interested in rising and grinding?"
If I'm ever in need of some quick money it's nice to know I could always just scam Raskin, who is clearly an absolute fucking rube.
Raskin: We are a big tent. We must be a huge, vast tent. I say this is a party that’s got room for Marjorie Taylor Greene if she wants to come over.
November 17, 2025 at 2:52 PM
If I'm ever in need of some quick money it's nice to know I could always just scam Raskin, who is clearly an absolute fucking rube.
The courage to do this on main! Clearly he's ready for the moment.
The Texas Senate hopeful was accused of following all kinds of stars.
James Talarico shuts down OnlyFans controversy with perfect response
The Texas Senate hopeful was accused of following all kinds of stars.
bit.ly
November 14, 2025 at 4:45 PM
The courage to do this on main! Clearly he's ready for the moment.
Wait until he hears that he could have gotten paid to do this. He's going to feel so silly!
Man takes city bus for a joy ride, makes several stops along the way, allowing passengers to get on and off at bus stops, no damage to the vehicle.
"He even went as far as to deny someone looking to board with an expired bus pass"
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
"He even went as far as to deny someone looking to board with an expired bus pass"
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Man who took Hamilton bus on joy ride 'did a great job' driving, left no dings, say police | CBC News
He made several stops along the way, allowing passengers to get on and off, police say. He was then arrested.
www.cbc.ca
November 13, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Wait until he hears that he could have gotten paid to do this. He's going to feel so silly!
Wow, a woman with libertarian views? I never thought I'd see the day.
in case you're wondering how the cope is going www.mediamatters.org/megyn-kelly/...
November 13, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Wow, a woman with libertarian views? I never thought I'd see the day.
People think living in Florida is a political hellscape, because it is.
But one nice thing is that if you ever need your street repaired, you can just paint it rainbow colors and the state immediately sends out a team to replace the street because it's gone gay.
But one nice thing is that if you ever need your street repaired, you can just paint it rainbow colors and the state immediately sends out a team to replace the street because it's gone gay.
November 11, 2025 at 11:40 PM
People think living in Florida is a political hellscape, because it is.
But one nice thing is that if you ever need your street repaired, you can just paint it rainbow colors and the state immediately sends out a team to replace the street because it's gone gay.
But one nice thing is that if you ever need your street repaired, you can just paint it rainbow colors and the state immediately sends out a team to replace the street because it's gone gay.
Gonna walk up to her after she finishes this and say "Can I work in?" so we can all have a good laugh.
olivia reeves now has a 500# back squat. does the bar bend like that when it’s on your back? no it does not
November 11, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Gonna walk up to her after she finishes this and say "Can I work in?" so we can all have a good laugh.
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WHAT A SET FROM SPO WHAT A FINISH FROM WIGGINS WHAT A NIGHT OF BASKETBALL
November 11, 2025 at 3:39 AM
WHAT A SET FROM SPO WHAT A FINISH FROM WIGGINS WHAT A NIGHT OF BASKETBALL
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This is incredibly dudes rock (gender neutral)
Miss World Chile did is in a metal band. This was her talent portion at Miss World
www.instagram.com/reel/DQuI2W7...
www.instagram.com/reel/DQuI2W7...
November 7, 2025 at 3:00 PM
This is incredibly dudes rock (gender neutral)
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This NYT story about how Mamdani dealt with the opposition by the city's elites fails to mention one particular elite institution: The NYT editorial page, which last June railed against him as "uniquely unsuited to the city’s challenges... lacks political savvy"
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/04/n...
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www.nytimes.com/2025/11/04/n...
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How Zohran Mamdani Beat Back New York’s Elite and Was Elected Mayor
www.nytimes.com
November 5, 2025 at 12:16 PM
This NYT story about how Mamdani dealt with the opposition by the city's elites fails to mention one particular elite institution: The NYT editorial page, which last June railed against him as "uniquely unsuited to the city’s challenges... lacks political savvy"
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/04/n...
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www.nytimes.com/2025/11/04/n...
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Do you think the first person to ever make chicken tikka masala immediately ascended? Or were they allowed to just linger here on Earth to witness the success of their creation?
November 3, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Do you think the first person to ever make chicken tikka masala immediately ascended? Or were they allowed to just linger here on Earth to witness the success of their creation?
Still a banger. Those two had such range.
October 31, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Still a banger. Those two had such range.
What often gets left unmentioned in the "the left needs a Joe Rogan" bullshit is that conservatives fucking hate men. They do everything possible to make men feel miserable and attacked and isolated, all to serve their political purposes. They desperately want men to have no friends or loved ones.
This is a good piece but god almighty is it sad, sad, sad
One app, 60 men, 26 dates: my adventures in alt-right dating
There’s no question that we’re living — and looking for love — in contentious times, where extreme political ideologies have all but divided parts of the dating pool. Or have they?
www.cosmopolitan.com
October 29, 2025 at 5:39 PM
What often gets left unmentioned in the "the left needs a Joe Rogan" bullshit is that conservatives fucking hate men. They do everything possible to make men feel miserable and attacked and isolated, all to serve their political purposes. They desperately want men to have no friends or loved ones.
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The Governnent of Jamaica has established a disaster relief portal that can be found at the URL below. It includes a comprehensive needs list of supplies and equipment, as well as information for sending monetary donations locally and from abroad. #HurricaneMelissa
supportjamaica.gov.jm
supportjamaica.gov.jm
October 28, 2025 at 10:18 PM
The Governnent of Jamaica has established a disaster relief portal that can be found at the URL below. It includes a comprehensive needs list of supplies and equipment, as well as information for sending monetary donations locally and from abroad. #HurricaneMelissa
supportjamaica.gov.jm
supportjamaica.gov.jm
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Please fund my new company: an AI that generates 6 pictures of people who are not you that you can then use on your dating profile, ensuring that every date starts off with confusion and disappointment. It's called match.nope.
October 28, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Please fund my new company: an AI that generates 6 pictures of people who are not you that you can then use on your dating profile, ensuring that every date starts off with confusion and disappointment. It's called match.nope.
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New Interview: www.newyorker.com/news/q-and-a...
October 27, 2025 at 8:37 PM
New Interview: www.newyorker.com/news/q-and-a...
If only it was for insider trading, I'd actually be fine with this! But since it's not a crime when elected officials do it, that won't be the charge.
THE ODDS OF NANCY PELOSI BEING CRIMINALLY CHARGED THIS YEAR ARE SOARING: POLYMARKET
October 27, 2025 at 6:05 PM
If only it was for insider trading, I'd actually be fine with this! But since it's not a crime when elected officials do it, that won't be the charge.
The motherfucker plays like a cheat code. It's unreal.
October 26, 2025 at 8:26 PM
The motherfucker plays like a cheat code. It's unreal.
Ok, but this really is the future liberals want. Like, please.
October 26, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Ok, but this really is the future liberals want. Like, please.
All those Heat fans who said he was washed are gonna have to eat their words when it turns out he was just corrupt.
October 23, 2025 at 7:27 PM
All those Heat fans who said he was washed are gonna have to eat their words when it turns out he was just corrupt.