theonlybman.bsky.social
@theonlybman.bsky.social
Just livin my best life, trying to get into art, obsessed with minecraft currently
Ex-video editor 😪
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i hope they find what they're looking for :(
December 16, 2024 at 3:13 AM
Ive been coming off social media and been avoiding it very heavy, but also i am past my mid 20's now, and im starting to not understand the words younger people use....
I feel very old
December 7, 2024 at 11:35 AM
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[Math Genius Tango]
Based on Zedaph's "Is that sheep looking at me" episode

Unfortunately bsky doesn't like uploading the video so heres the link instead!
youtu.be/JXHlwIXtaxo?si…#tangoteke#tangotekfanartr#zedaphp#zedaphfanartr#impskizzzz
December 6, 2024 at 4:25 PM
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sometimes i think about opportunities that series like pokemon are missing out on and i get sad. you could argue "just make a fangame" but there's like a 50% chance you would be found dead in your home if it got too much attention
December 2, 2024 at 11:32 AM
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At this point it’s been said in a hundred different ways, so I think people are being intentional about not getting it.
December 1, 2024 at 8:42 PM
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What if I told you that the only reason I am bald is that I’m afraid of a Ratatouille situation? What if I told you that I’d have so much hair if not for the fear of a rat using me like a puppet? These are modes of control, Neo. This is how they manipulate us. Ratatouilles, Neo. Rats that pull hair.
December 2, 2024 at 3:36 AM
More #art I made, trying to draw something everyday, not doing so hot at it tho 😅
December 1, 2024 at 9:12 PM
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thanksgiving is a holiday commemorating the time randy moss singlehandedly annihilated the dallas cowboys in 1998. it was actually celebrated for hundreds of years prior in anticipation of this prophesied holy event
November 28, 2024 at 3:25 PM
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Don't call them a cult. Why would you think they’re a cult?
November 29, 2024 at 5:51 AM
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People: We love BlueSky! We've left twitter! Its amazing! No more outrage baiting!

Also people: Look what's happening over on twitter, people are mad!

Also people 2: Let me repost what people are saying on twitter on here repeatedly so you can be outraged!

Jesus! Just let it go!
November 29, 2024 at 10:01 AM
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they should make video games so that they listen through your mic for the sound of a beer opening and when it detects it your character in the game will also have a beer in their hand
November 26, 2024 at 11:07 AM
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Homophobe Notices Flag In Shop
November 25, 2024 at 10:18 PM
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I think if I took some acting classes and lost 80 lbs, I could totally play Carl Sagan in a movie (where he's just kind of chillin' and not saying too much complicated stuff).
November 21, 2024 at 5:18 PM
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I feel like some people think a video game has a good story if it has a story at all.
November 20, 2024 at 7:37 PM
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Fancy. Woke. Fillings.
November 18, 2024 at 11:49 AM
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I asked my wife if she could pause Stardew Valley and help me with a few chores, but she's playing "farmcore" mode where if you even try to pause, it deletes your save and you have to start from scratch

Huge respect to indie game designers willing to go out on a limb with mechanics like that
November 18, 2024 at 5:15 AM
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[noticing a group of people having a nice time at the park] enjoy your echo chamber
November 18, 2024 at 4:03 AM
In that heavily obsessed 2 week minecraft phase, except its been like a month now, I guess its time to become a minecraft youtuber
November 18, 2024 at 12:37 PM
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A series of thoughts I keep having:
* At my age, the past three years have been such a blur they feel like no time has passed at all.
* People keep posting "my art 3 years ago vs now" memes where the former is a stick figure and the latter is the most gorgeous shit you've ever seen in your life
November 18, 2024 at 2:47 AM
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Never had a fifteen minutes of fame but I did reduce the density of my obscurity by adding an extra can of calling people to just hang up so yes, everybody fulfills their own pop art prophecy
November 18, 2024 at 5:41 AM
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I need someone to yell at me every time I hop on dbd cause it destructs me from other games I want to play 😭
November 18, 2024 at 4:43 AM
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As a highly-regarded public intellectual I have just come to Bluesky and found it extremely closed-minded and unreceptive to important new ideas, including the one about what a highly-regarded public intellectual I am. Also nobody with girl names responded to my chats, which were also intellectual.
November 17, 2024 at 6:58 AM
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picturing a gamejam of "would be a fake video game on Law and Order, CSI, or Bones"
November 18, 2024 at 2:47 AM
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when you’re in grade school you learn about the war of 1812 as a kind of curiosity but i’ve read a few books this year where it has come up and to me, it seems like the first episode of “america fucks around and finds out with an ill-conceived war”
November 18, 2024 at 2:03 AM