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Billions must smile
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you reposted that guy’s post but you didn’t heart it . are you insane?
November 17, 2025 at 6:01 PM
you reposted that guy’s post but you didn’t heart it . are you insane?
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House.
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
They shut down twitter for my birthday because Elon Musk hates me so much and didn’t want me to spend a very special birthday with my small yet incredibly powerful cult. Many such cases. Sad!
November 18, 2025 at 2:13 PM
They shut down twitter for my birthday because Elon Musk hates me so much and didn’t want me to spend a very special birthday with my small yet incredibly powerful cult. Many such cases. Sad!
It’s my birthday today
November 18, 2025 at 1:30 PM
It’s my birthday today
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i hope this subtweet finds you well
November 10, 2025 at 8:10 PM
i hope this subtweet finds you well
I just know she’s some brony’s human Rarity design. but I can’t prove it
November 11, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I just know she’s some brony’s human Rarity design. but I can’t prove it
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amazing to see how far @theoluminati.bsky.social thought has spread
November 10, 2025 at 9:41 PM
amazing to see how far @theoluminati.bsky.social thought has spread
This is my magnum opus
November 2, 2025 at 6:24 PM
This is my magnum opus
Spell of putting me on 1100 blocklists
Oh yeah forgot to post this here yesterday, went to nyc and met up with (left to right):
- @slazac.bsky.social
- @sunshine.bsky.social
- @theoluminati.bsky.social
- @what-n-tarnation.bsky.social
- some idiot idk
- x.com/trey_explainer
- x.com/colin_d_m (and no-socials girlfriend)
- @slazac.bsky.social
- @sunshine.bsky.social
- @theoluminati.bsky.social
- @what-n-tarnation.bsky.social
- some idiot idk
- x.com/trey_explainer
- x.com/colin_d_m (and no-socials girlfriend)
October 31, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Spell of putting me on 1100 blocklists
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what if we created an entire economy around pump and dumps, fomo, and pyramid schemes. thatd be so cool right
October 19, 2025 at 5:23 PM
what if we created an entire economy around pump and dumps, fomo, and pyramid schemes. thatd be so cool right
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Gotta cut medicaid so we can afford to fly cool jets making WHOOOOOSH zooooooooom nnnnneeeeeeeoooorhooooo
October 19, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Gotta cut medicaid so we can afford to fly cool jets making WHOOOOOSH zooooooooom nnnnneeeeeeeoooorhooooo
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i mean, this is what happens when new york city fails to sufficiently build and maintain public restrooms. what else was he supposed to do
October 19, 2025 at 3:44 PM
i mean, this is what happens when new york city fails to sufficiently build and maintain public restrooms. what else was he supposed to do
JD Vance looking longingly at historic images of powerful and dignified US vice presidents while shedding a single tear as they force him to post yet another AI slop video glazing his slobbish boss
October 19, 2025 at 4:22 PM
JD Vance looking longingly at historic images of powerful and dignified US vice presidents while shedding a single tear as they force him to post yet another AI slop video glazing his slobbish boss
Get out of here cunts I have to deal with your cringe fucking jokes enough at the other place
What's up, Bluesky? We thought you might've missed some of our greatest hits, so we put this together for you.
Can't wait to spend more quality time together! ❤️🇺🇸
Can't wait to spend more quality time together! ❤️🇺🇸
October 19, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Get out of here cunts I have to deal with your cringe fucking jokes enough at the other place
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Huge thank you to my two clouted blue sky friends for helping me with my post engagement here. I love nepotism and cheating
October 17, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Huge thank you to my two clouted blue sky friends for helping me with my post engagement here. I love nepotism and cheating
I don’t think I can make it on blue sky because like 90% of my humor is making fun of really specific ways neonazi hitlers behave and you guys don’t really have those here
October 16, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I don’t think I can make it on blue sky because like 90% of my humor is making fun of really specific ways neonazi hitlers behave and you guys don’t really have those here
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Republican: Do you want a hot dog
Lib: No. I’m not hungry
Right wing pundit with 1 mil followers: See? They hate you. They don’t even want a hot dog from you. They want you fucking dead. They’ll never eat your hot dog. They want you dead in the ground
Lib: No. I’m not hungry
Right wing pundit with 1 mil followers: See? They hate you. They don’t even want a hot dog from you. They want you fucking dead. They’ll never eat your hot dog. They want you dead in the ground
October 16, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Republican: Do you want a hot dog
Lib: No. I’m not hungry
Right wing pundit with 1 mil followers: See? They hate you. They don’t even want a hot dog from you. They want you fucking dead. They’ll never eat your hot dog. They want you dead in the ground
Lib: No. I’m not hungry
Right wing pundit with 1 mil followers: See? They hate you. They don’t even want a hot dog from you. They want you fucking dead. They’ll never eat your hot dog. They want you dead in the ground
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women don’t like the vehicle
October 16, 2025 at 2:23 PM
women don’t like the vehicle
Getting cancelled on twitter for an amazing reason
October 16, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Getting cancelled on twitter for an amazing reason
Elon Musk you balloon shaped eldritch abomination you don’t even know what’s coming. You don’t know what you’ve created. You have no idea what’s happening here. You have no concept of what is developing. The things that will take place are unbeknownst to you
October 15, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Elon Musk you balloon shaped eldritch abomination you don’t even know what’s coming. You don’t know what you’ve created. You have no idea what’s happening here. You have no concept of what is developing. The things that will take place are unbeknownst to you
Musk killed my reach for trolling his little nazis lmfao I’m gonna lose it
October 15, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Musk killed my reach for trolling his little nazis lmfao I’m gonna lose it
Draft 1 of the other one that is actually doing way better
October 15, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Draft 1 of the other one that is actually doing way better
Flopped on the other site but maybe you guys will like it
October 15, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Flopped on the other site but maybe you guys will like it