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Justin
@wizardgrass.bsky.social
· Dec 29
"Get his ass" - Sun Tsu
Polar bears are so fucked lol
February 9, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Polar bears are so fucked lol
Send lawyers guns & money
February 8, 2026 at 6:44 AM
Send lawyers guns & money
Every week I card more people born after 9/11
February 8, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Every week I card more people born after 9/11
Mascot technology has come a long way
February 8, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Mascot technology has come a long way
They're inventing new butts
February 8, 2026 at 3:11 AM
They're inventing new butts
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Number 630: non-alcoholic beer that does have nicotine
February 8, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Number 630: non-alcoholic beer that does have nicotine
If I was given infinite cash and blanket approval I too would put huge honkers on the giant spider, surely Tolkien would agree
February 7, 2026 at 12:08 AM
If I was given infinite cash and blanket approval I too would put huge honkers on the giant spider, surely Tolkien would agree
It's human nature to love Godzilla
Godzilla poster and promotional art by Noriyoshi Ohrai (1935-2015)
February 6, 2026 at 11:56 PM
It's human nature to love Godzilla
I keep seeing 1137 and I don't know why
February 6, 2026 at 5:38 PM
I keep seeing 1137 and I don't know why
If I wanted to kill a lot of people I'd start a raw milk and organ Christian podcast
February 6, 2026 at 4:20 PM
If I wanted to kill a lot of people I'd start a raw milk and organ Christian podcast
T-posing through this
February 6, 2026 at 4:01 PM
T-posing through this
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I also spoke to John and Jay, two men who were evicted when the city closed their camp. They say they were offered no housing. Now they live at a new camp around the corner. "How much difference is it to be in this one versus that? I don’t understand.”
chicagoreader.com/news/housing...
chicagoreader.com/news/housing...
Chicago's encampment closures are ‘unconscionable’ - Chicago Reader
Public encampments provide resources and community for people experiencing homelessness, but city crews repeatedly evict residents.
chicagoreader.com
February 5, 2026 at 1:30 PM
I also spoke to John and Jay, two men who were evicted when the city closed their camp. They say they were offered no housing. Now they live at a new camp around the corner. "How much difference is it to be in this one versus that? I don’t understand.”
chicagoreader.com/news/housing...
chicagoreader.com/news/housing...
The natural state of humanity is shitting
February 5, 2026 at 12:33 AM
The natural state of humanity is shitting
We're all trading the same $20 bill, loose cigarette, nug of weed, shot of malort, and two Miller high lifes
February 4, 2026 at 7:08 PM
We're all trading the same $20 bill, loose cigarette, nug of weed, shot of malort, and two Miller high lifes
American concentration camps are going to save so much money after we cut costs for heating cooling water food
February 4, 2026 at 4:38 PM
American concentration camps are going to save so much money after we cut costs for heating cooling water food
Federal judges should have to dress like the grim reaper
February 4, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Federal judges should have to dress like the grim reaper
Reposted by Justin
Ive watched this about 100 times.
This is why the internet was invented.
Right here.
Peak content.
This is why the internet was invented.
Right here.
Peak content.
February 4, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Ive watched this about 100 times.
This is why the internet was invented.
Right here.
Peak content.
This is why the internet was invented.
Right here.
Peak content.
If you time your jumps you can cross traffic
February 4, 2026 at 1:48 AM
If you time your jumps you can cross traffic
Eating this bag of chips like it's my job
February 3, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Eating this bag of chips like it's my job
Reposted by Justin
Tomorrow, Punxsutawney Phil's shadow will open its eyes for the first time and see Phil and it will mean the end of seasons.
February 1, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Tomorrow, Punxsutawney Phil's shadow will open its eyes for the first time and see Phil and it will mean the end of seasons.
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ATTN: great things are again happening in China, ice level 🇨🇳
February 2, 2026 at 5:31 PM
ATTN: great things are again happening in China, ice level 🇨🇳
A dragon is like a big duck
February 2, 2026 at 2:54 PM
A dragon is like a big duck
Hahahahaha he's gonna smear himself all over the place it'll cost so much money to clean up after this asshole
FLASH: Trump says Kennedy Center will close for two years on July 4
Trump says closure is for renovations
Trump says closure is for renovations
February 2, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Hahahahaha he's gonna smear himself all over the place it'll cost so much money to clean up after this asshole