Mensa Test Retaker
@oksettledown.bsky.social
Spaceflight dynamics engineering lead. Uncle of nine. He/him. 27+ only!!🔞
My papers: https://tinyurl.com/cpnpaper
Dune It Well podcast: https://tinyurl.com/dune-it-well
Shirt store: https://tinyurl.com/shirt-store
My papers: https://tinyurl.com/cpnpaper
Dune It Well podcast: https://tinyurl.com/dune-it-well
Shirt store: https://tinyurl.com/shirt-store
said this before but it bears repeating: CBS is best suited for a nursing home activity room TV at max volume
January 19, 2026 at 6:29 PM
said this before but it bears repeating: CBS is best suited for a nursing home activity room TV at max volume
🚨✝️☪️✡️PRAYER WARRIORS ✡️☪️✝️🚨
I sliced my thumb on a picture frame while packing and it keeps opening when I bend it.
I sliced my thumb on a picture frame while packing and it keeps opening when I bend it.
January 19, 2026 at 5:30 PM
🚨✝️☪️✡️PRAYER WARRIORS ✡️☪️✝️🚨
I sliced my thumb on a picture frame while packing and it keeps opening when I bend it.
I sliced my thumb on a picture frame while packing and it keeps opening when I bend it.
"acquiring Greenland is a decades old conversation" no it's not. That's not true. No one was talking about it nigh two months ago. Stop it.
January 19, 2026 at 2:59 PM
"acquiring Greenland is a decades old conversation" no it's not. That's not true. No one was talking about it nigh two months ago. Stop it.
I'm glad I left Twitter and if your reason for staying is market-based (whose gonna see my posts?) then you're a complicit coward, not sorry. You don't have to come here but you can't stay there. Use Instagram. Use tik tok. Use threads ffs. Just don't use Twitter.
January 19, 2026 at 2:38 PM
I'm glad I left Twitter and if your reason for staying is market-based (whose gonna see my posts?) then you're a complicit coward, not sorry. You don't have to come here but you can't stay there. Use Instagram. Use tik tok. Use threads ffs. Just don't use Twitter.
"I love football! I like to stalk quarterbacks on instagram and spy on their family life" - wife's gf
January 18, 2026 at 11:46 PM
"I love football! I like to stalk quarterbacks on instagram and spy on their family life" - wife's gf
I'm the guy who designed the location of washing machine filters. Yes it's right behind the front panel. No there isn't a door for it. You have to unscrew the back panel (10 screws) then lay down on the floor and reach toward the front and hook your hand to get it. A front panel door? Ridiculous
January 18, 2026 at 4:07 PM
I'm the guy who designed the location of washing machine filters. Yes it's right behind the front panel. No there isn't a door for it. You have to unscrew the back panel (10 screws) then lay down on the floor and reach toward the front and hook your hand to get it. A front panel door? Ridiculous
Whoa wet Betty bamalam
January 17, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Whoa wet Betty bamalam
They're rolling out SLS for Artemis II launch in first half of February. It will be a nine day trip to the Moon with a free return trajectory (they just loop around the moon then fall back to Earth) it's gonna be wild
January 17, 2026 at 2:05 PM
They're rolling out SLS for Artemis II launch in first half of February. It will be a nine day trip to the Moon with a free return trajectory (they just loop around the moon then fall back to Earth) it's gonna be wild
Need book recommendations, tell me the best book you read in 2025, thank you in advance
January 17, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Need book recommendations, tell me the best book you read in 2025, thank you in advance
I love experts. Experts f rule. It's so nice to know that someone out there is an expert. What if I need something I'm not an expert in? Little secret: that's when I call an expert.
HHS Secretary RFK Jr: "This idea that you should trust the experts, a good mother doesn't do that"
January 16, 2026 at 1:01 AM
I love experts. Experts f rule. It's so nice to know that someone out there is an expert. What if I need something I'm not an expert in? Little secret: that's when I call an expert.
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hey Mom can you come pick me up. yeah everyone on the niche microblogging website is arguing about who has the correct emotional posture to the unknowable future again
January 15, 2026 at 6:09 PM
hey Mom can you come pick me up. yeah everyone on the niche microblogging website is arguing about who has the correct emotional posture to the unknowable future again
Grim reaper leaving door labeled Scott Adams and knocking on door labeled Ben Garrison
January 15, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Grim reaper leaving door labeled Scott Adams and knocking on door labeled Ben Garrison
Saw a guy with a pencil thin mustache but the pencil line wasn't right above his lip, it was right below his nose, hilarious! No pic
January 15, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Saw a guy with a pencil thin mustache but the pencil line wasn't right above his lip, it was right below his nose, hilarious! No pic
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The only force is gravity, all other forces are magical currents. Oh there's these fields at right angles from each other that either directly pull on matter or the electronic essence therein? Sounds like magic to me
January 14, 2026 at 11:32 PM
The only force is gravity, all other forces are magical currents. Oh there's these fields at right angles from each other that either directly pull on matter or the electronic essence therein? Sounds like magic to me
Who is a good org to donate to re: protesting ice in MN? Tyia
January 14, 2026 at 4:07 PM
I am once again working remotely riding the Big D
January 13, 2026 at 4:05 PM
I am once again working remotely riding the Big D
My sons are reading The Onion together. Parenting right. @bencollins.bsky.social
January 13, 2026 at 2:05 PM
My sons are reading The Onion together. Parenting right. @bencollins.bsky.social
Not into NFL all that much but having said that I want the Houston Texans to unscrew Aaron Rodgers torso from his hips counter-clockwise
January 13, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Not into NFL all that much but having said that I want the Houston Texans to unscrew Aaron Rodgers torso from his hips counter-clockwise
My most viral tweet made it to funny and chive etc, this will out last all my space papers
January 12, 2026 at 9:44 PM
My most viral tweet made it to funny and chive etc, this will out last all my space papers
Them: you can't just point at things and say "war on" like it means anything
Me (pointing at tub of protein mix): war on protein
Me (pointing at tub of protein mix): war on protein
January 12, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Them: you can't just point at things and say "war on" like it means anything
Me (pointing at tub of protein mix): war on protein
Me (pointing at tub of protein mix): war on protein
Who is a good org to donate to re: protesting ice in MN? Tyia
January 11, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Who is a good org to donate to re: protesting ice in MN? Tyia
Imagine you're a stem cell only to be told that you are to be the spongy structure of an erection.
January 11, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Imagine you're a stem cell only to be told that you are to be the spongy structure of an erection.
Won a closest to the pin challenge for which the prize was a scratch off lottery ticket that won $5. 😎👍💵⚽⛳
Playing in the Windy Mountain Classic Footgolf Tournament tomorrow ⚽⛳
January 11, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Won a closest to the pin challenge for which the prize was a scratch off lottery ticket that won $5. 😎👍💵⚽⛳
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Sitting my white ass down criss cross applesauce
January 9, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Sitting my white ass down criss cross applesauce