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@thenels.bsky.social
· Nov 26
Hate to be a "back in my day" guy but we really lost something when we stopped making themed cereals
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FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back an...
theonion.com
February 5, 2025 at 6:31 PM
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
Insurance companies being assholes is how Saw got started
December 6, 2024 at 2:02 AM
Insurance companies being assholes is how Saw got started
Watching Redzone and it took about 45 seconds for the entire 49ers injury update to scroll across the bottom ticker
December 1, 2024 at 6:09 PM
Watching Redzone and it took about 45 seconds for the entire 49ers injury update to scroll across the bottom ticker
Ryan Day when Ohio State has an impromptu battle royal
November 30, 2024 at 11:12 PM
Ryan Day when Ohio State has an impromptu battle royal
I was 5 and thought ⬆️ was jump 🤷
November 30, 2024 at 2:35 AM
I was 5 and thought ⬆️ was jump 🤷
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Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
November 29, 2024 at 2:31 PM
Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
Begging people to look up what average means
November 27, 2024 at 6:49 PM
Begging people to look up what average means
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Remember when "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" tried to teach us about tariffs and no one was paying attention
November 26, 2024 at 4:15 PM
Remember when "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" tried to teach us about tariffs and no one was paying attention
Hate to be a "back in my day" guy but we really lost something when we stopped making themed cereals
November 26, 2024 at 2:52 AM
Hate to be a "back in my day" guy but we really lost something when we stopped making themed cereals
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Stuff like this is why you need to stop giving these fools attention/dunks and just block (especially twitter newcomers). They’re annoying you and halting progress **on purpose**. They only want to be seen and are not worth your time when you can be doing better endeavors with your life & other ppl
November 25, 2024 at 2:01 PM
Stuff like this is why you need to stop giving these fools attention/dunks and just block (especially twitter newcomers). They’re annoying you and halting progress **on purpose**. They only want to be seen and are not worth your time when you can be doing better endeavors with your life & other ppl
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me:
professor x: yes, i can read minds
me:
professor x: yes, i suppose the name alvin and the chipmunks alludes to he himself not being one
professor x: yes, i can read minds
me:
professor x: yes, i suppose the name alvin and the chipmunks alludes to he himself not being one
November 25, 2024 at 2:38 PM
me:
professor x: yes, i can read minds
me:
professor x: yes, i suppose the name alvin and the chipmunks alludes to he himself not being one
professor x: yes, i can read minds
me:
professor x: yes, i suppose the name alvin and the chipmunks alludes to he himself not being one
Also please stop throwing up an ad as soon as I pause something. I'm trying to see who that actor is
November 25, 2024 at 3:02 PM
Also please stop throwing up an ad as soon as I pause something. I'm trying to see who that actor is
Parks & Rec ended up being a documentary
Been thinking a lot lately about that episode of Parks and Rec where Leslie and Tom have to rebrand fluoride in the water as TDazzle in order to get the public to support it.
November 25, 2024 at 2:58 PM
Parks & Rec ended up being a documentary
Jaylen Waddle on my fantasy bench watching actual Jaylen Waddle go for 120+ and a TD
November 24, 2024 at 8:20 PM
Jaylen Waddle on my fantasy bench watching actual Jaylen Waddle go for 120+ and a TD
No Trent, no Purdy, no Bosa. Might be the final nail in the coffin for the 49ers
November 24, 2024 at 8:15 PM
No Trent, no Purdy, no Bosa. Might be the final nail in the coffin for the 49ers
Reminder that Jackie Robinson wasn't chosen to break the color barrier simply bc he was a great ball player, but also bc he had the character to navigate the hate that came his way
Rep.-elect Sarah McBride: "I didn't run to be a first. I didn't run to make history. I ran to serve the state that I love and to deliver for Delawareans."
November 24, 2024 at 4:51 PM
Reminder that Jackie Robinson wasn't chosen to break the color barrier simply bc he was a great ball player, but also bc he had the character to navigate the hate that came his way
lol
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November 23, 2024 at 7:37 PM
lol
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My use of the phrase "empty headed dumb fuck" has decreased dramatically over here
I was skeptical of the “X is slowly cooking your brain” discourse because I don’t think my ideological worldview has shifted much, but having now experienced both Bluesky and X I think the big difference is I got used to fighting/provocation as the standard “tone” of posting without realizing it.
November 23, 2024 at 7:10 PM
My use of the phrase "empty headed dumb fuck" has decreased dramatically over here
Name a show you’re positive no one remembers but you.
November 22, 2024 at 6:57 PM
Name a show you’re positive no one remembers but you.
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Metal: Everything sucks, but I have my rage.
Punk: Everything sucks, but I'll focus my anger.
Rap: Everything sucks, but I know how to survive.
Folk: Everything sucks, but there is beauty.
Ska: Everything sucks, let's ignore it.
Emo: Everything sucks, and I miss you.
Punk: Everything sucks, but I'll focus my anger.
Rap: Everything sucks, but I know how to survive.
Folk: Everything sucks, but there is beauty.
Ska: Everything sucks, let's ignore it.
Emo: Everything sucks, and I miss you.
November 22, 2024 at 2:04 PM
Metal: Everything sucks, but I have my rage.
Punk: Everything sucks, but I'll focus my anger.
Rap: Everything sucks, but I know how to survive.
Folk: Everything sucks, but there is beauty.
Ska: Everything sucks, let's ignore it.
Emo: Everything sucks, and I miss you.
Punk: Everything sucks, but I'll focus my anger.
Rap: Everything sucks, but I know how to survive.
Folk: Everything sucks, but there is beauty.
Ska: Everything sucks, let's ignore it.
Emo: Everything sucks, and I miss you.
That cancelled TV show you'll never stop thinking about
November 22, 2024 at 4:32 AM
That cancelled TV show you'll never stop thinking about
What a catch by Pickens!
a snowy field with trees in the foreground
ALT: a snowy field with trees in the foreground
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2024 at 3:11 AM
What a catch by Pickens!
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This is an echo of the general election. The trans Democrat is blamed for "sparking" the crisis despite the fact she did nothing beyond be herself.
Before she arrived to DC, or made any demands, the GOP preemptively turned her identity into a political issue.
So, who is doing identity politics?
Before she arrived to DC, or made any demands, the GOP preemptively turned her identity into a political issue.
So, who is doing identity politics?
November 21, 2024 at 1:42 AM
This is an echo of the general election. The trans Democrat is blamed for "sparking" the crisis despite the fact she did nothing beyond be herself.
Before she arrived to DC, or made any demands, the GOP preemptively turned her identity into a political issue.
So, who is doing identity politics?
Before she arrived to DC, or made any demands, the GOP preemptively turned her identity into a political issue.
So, who is doing identity politics?
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I think of Trumps more attractive qualities to a lot of Americans is he commits a lot of crimes and they wish they could commit as many.
A fantasy world of doing whatever you want without consequences.
A fantasy world of doing whatever you want without consequences.
November 21, 2024 at 3:07 AM
I think of Trumps more attractive qualities to a lot of Americans is he commits a lot of crimes and they wish they could commit as many.
A fantasy world of doing whatever you want without consequences.
A fantasy world of doing whatever you want without consequences.