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I think I've decided on a new calling in life. I want companies to hire me as "Roast Master" for their Zoom meetings. You know, to spice things up a bit....
Apparently we are not - in fact - better than this....
Monstrous:

"They were crying in fear. One of the agents at one point lifted up his shirt, which displayed the gun that he was carrying....The 6-year-old boy was terrified to see the gun. He urinated on himself and wet all his clothing. No one offered him a change of clothing for many hours."
ICE arrested a 6-year-old boy with leukemia at immigration court. His family is suing.
A Honduran mother and her two children — ages 6 and 9 — sued the Trump administration over their arrest at Los Angeles Immigration Court, the first lawsuit challenging the arrests of children under a ...
www.tpr.org
June 29, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Remember when Republicans said state law superseded federal law? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
June 13, 2025 at 1:39 AM
@normcharlatan.bsky.social @katieshook.bsky.social

May I recommend a merger: Best Westin
Luxury of years gone by and now worse and more expensive than a Home2Suites.
May 30, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Such a great image to capture the world we live in. These are my Apple News headlines. Read the bottom left Atlantic headline first.

Then see literally every other headline to understand why....
May 5, 2025 at 1:29 PM
apple.news/A11umEGu9Qu2...

This is an excellent assessment of what's to come. I'd have given it a perfect score if only a group referred to as “Luntz’s Delulu Conclave,” had instead been called “Luntz’s Dunces.”

The layup was there for the taking, but in all seriousness, this is truly sobering.
Americans Really Dislike Trump. But They're About to Truly Hate Him. — The New Republic
Welcome to the summer of scarcity and the full-blown Trump recession.
apple.news
May 2, 2025 at 1:24 PM
@sickoscommittee.org @escalante.bsky.social

Looks like San Antonio's Dick Tips is really chaffed with a local HOA.

Sure would be a shame if that billboard was accidentally beveled.
April 24, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Pizzaballa's Papal name will be Pope Shaqaroni I
choose your fighter
April 24, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I can't decide if Benecio del Toro looks more like Brad Pitt starring as Benicio del Toro or Benicio del Toro starring as Brad Pitt.

Either way, ladies and gentlemen, I present Bradicio del Pitto.
First poster for Wes Anderson’s ‘THE PHOENICIAN SCHEME’

Starring Benicio del Toro, Michael Cera, Mia Threapleton, Scarlett Johansson, Bryan Cranston, Tom Hanks, Riz Ahmed, Jeffrey Wright, Rupert Friend, Benedict Cumberbatch, & Richard Ayoade.
April 22, 2025 at 4:17 PM
March 24, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Apropos of nothing and everything. The song we need right now.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Adgx...
Bloodhound Gang - Fire Water Burn (Official Video)
YouTube video by BloodhoundGangVEVO
www.youtube.com
March 2, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Zelensky is a wartime leader watching his people suffer and die under Russian attacks every day. To be lectured and lied to by Trump and Vance, as they defend the war criminal dictator committing these atrocities, is unimaginable agony. An everlasting shame for America.
Trump has not uttered a critical word about Putin but he and his VP publicly belittled the leader of the nation Putin invaded.
February 28, 2025 at 7:15 PM
What a wonderful, heart-breaking response.
Elon Musk recently posted on his site that another lawyer and I are “undermining civilization.” He goes on to ask if we suffered childhood trauma and concludes by suggesting we are suffering from “generational trauma.” This is my response. www.democracydocket.com/opinion/my-o...
My Open Letter to Elon Musk
From Marc | Elon Musk recently posted on his site that another lawyer and I are “undermining civilization.” This is my response.
www.democracydocket.com
February 20, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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I just posted this on Facebook because while super online people see what's going on, normies don't. I just re-read it and it sounds unhinged. But it's what's happening. And even I can't believe it, even if we're seeing it.
February 4, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Quick question - Aren’t we in exactly the kind of situation the 2nd Amendment and a “well-regulated militia” were designed for?
February 4, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Pretty sure Sean Spicer doing a commercial for Car Shield extended warranties is the perfect tease for an episode of Amerika, The Final Season.
January 23, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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For myself and all other ‘knot-dyslexic’ fishers and sailors out there, an animated guide to all the knots we should ever need - Day 11. Carrick Bend (Sailing)
www.animatedknots.com/carrick-bend...
Carrick Bend
Reliable way to tie two ropes together, easy to untie. Ashley describes it as "the bend commonly tied in hawsers and cables."
www.animatedknots.com
January 21, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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Remember, America: We become the Jets in January.
How are the Jets even a real franchise
December 19, 2024 at 1:22 PM
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🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

TOM'S BLUE SKY BET OF THE DAY

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MEMPHIS -5 (-108) VS WEST VIRGINIA

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#TRUSTTHEPROCESS
December 17, 2024 at 3:35 PM
I think I've decided on a new calling in life. I want companies to hire me as "Roast Master" for their Zoom meetings. You know, to spice things up a bit....
December 13, 2024 at 12:16 AM
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New and Free (!!!) at the Too Deep Zone: Broncos Down the Stretch.

"Sean Payton was hired to untangle the Russell Wilson Gordian Knot, and he bit through it as only someone who has transcended traditional accountability could."

miketanier.substack.com/p/in-the-hal...
In the Hall of the (New) Mountain King
Angry Storm God Elway reigns no more. All Hail Snarky Trickster God Sean Payton, his chosen one Bo Nix, and the all-new, all-different Orange Crush!
miketanier.substack.com
December 11, 2024 at 12:57 PM
This is glorious!
One of the best visuals of the college hoops season so far. H/T @contextfreecbb.bsky.social
December 7, 2024 at 4:46 PM
@actioncookbook.com, @sickoscommittee.org Why isn't there a "Hash Brown Bowl," presented by Waffle House, matching the 3rd place teams from CUSU and the Sunbelt?

We absolutely DESERVE a Liberty/JMU matchup in Columbus, GA!
Hash Brown Bowl with sausage and scrambled eggs. When I’m at WH, I require a trough of breakfast
Gonna need that order.

Last time I went it was cheese & eggs on top of a triple order of hash browns chunked covered capped topped with raisin toast to go. Breakfast and lunch.
December 7, 2024 at 3:05 PM
@tomfornelli.bsky.social Well... We're waiting.... 🤣
December 6, 2024 at 2:35 PM