Stetson
@themadmcadams.bsky.social
Minneapolis resident, full of anxiety, kinda stupid but funny sometimes
Stephen Miller "ordering" local and state authorities to stand down.
Order in one hand and shit in the other, you Nosferatu-looking little shit, see which one fills up first.
Order in one hand and shit in the other, you Nosferatu-looking little shit, see which one fills up first.
January 19, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Stephen Miller "ordering" local and state authorities to stand down.
Order in one hand and shit in the other, you Nosferatu-looking little shit, see which one fills up first.
Order in one hand and shit in the other, you Nosferatu-looking little shit, see which one fills up first.
I'm sitting on the outside looking in on this one, but I believe two things are true about the tone-deaf DNC strategist guy: first, he probably genuinely believes that he's doing something good by supporting the local DFL. That said...
January 18, 2026 at 4:08 PM
I'm sitting on the outside looking in on this one, but I believe two things are true about the tone-deaf DNC strategist guy: first, he probably genuinely believes that he's doing something good by supporting the local DFL. That said...
Weird things I did not think I'd say today:
I deeply hope those balloons were filled with piss.
I deeply hope those balloons were filled with piss.
Right-wing influencer Jake Lang is stuck in a window recess against Minneapolis City Hall.
He’s soaked with freezing water after counterprotesters hurled water balloons at him. bit.ly/4baGhJn
He’s soaked with freezing water after counterprotesters hurled water balloons at him. bit.ly/4baGhJn
January 17, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Weird things I did not think I'd say today:
I deeply hope those balloons were filled with piss.
I deeply hope those balloons were filled with piss.
This is such a bad take.
I'd rather live in a city that I know is going to protect me than one that doesn't. 2 months of eviction protection in trade for long term influx of new residents? Seems like an investment.
But it's a landlord so you can't expect that level of critical thinking.
I'd rather live in a city that I know is going to protect me than one that doesn't. 2 months of eviction protection in trade for long term influx of new residents? Seems like an investment.
But it's a landlord so you can't expect that level of critical thinking.
Cecil Smith, MHA (landlord lobby), putting his argument against an eviction moratorium in the least palatable terms possible: "Chilling effects on capital flows to our market."
"Even this discussion is damaging our ability to attract resources for future development."
"Even this discussion is damaging our ability to attract resources for future development."
January 15, 2026 at 10:01 PM
This is such a bad take.
I'd rather live in a city that I know is going to protect me than one that doesn't. 2 months of eviction protection in trade for long term influx of new residents? Seems like an investment.
But it's a landlord so you can't expect that level of critical thinking.
I'd rather live in a city that I know is going to protect me than one that doesn't. 2 months of eviction protection in trade for long term influx of new residents? Seems like an investment.
But it's a landlord so you can't expect that level of critical thinking.
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Please read and share with anyone who might be planning on counterprotesting in Cedar-Riverside this weekend
January 15, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Please read and share with anyone who might be planning on counterprotesting in Cedar-Riverside this weekend
The city's under siege, people getting murdered, definitely a good time for a Cletus safari.
One State, Two Very Different Views of Minneapolis
www.nytimes.com
January 15, 2026 at 4:35 PM
The city's under siege, people getting murdered, definitely a good time for a Cletus safari.
Screaming rebel songs at the top of my lungs on my way to work
January 15, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Screaming rebel songs at the top of my lungs on my way to work
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aka do not do stupid antagonizing shit in North knowing you get to leave and the residents have to deal with the fallout.
i feel for the people of north minneapolis if they’re about to become a protest hot spot from outside the neighborhoods. this is an area often neglected and ignored by even its own elected officials. people not from over north should really be judicious in how they act coming over there
Near Lyndale and 24th Ave in Minneapolis tonight, feds have reportedly shot another person.
Preliminary info is shaky for now, hearing two people injured.
BORTAC just rolled up in an armored vehicle. A crowd is gathering outside the police tape—MPD presence as well.
Preliminary info is shaky for now, hearing two people injured.
BORTAC just rolled up in an armored vehicle. A crowd is gathering outside the police tape—MPD presence as well.
January 15, 2026 at 2:39 AM
aka do not do stupid antagonizing shit in North knowing you get to leave and the residents have to deal with the fallout.
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They aren't specialists in violence they're just dicks the government gave badges to, don't mythologize being a thug because you're scared of loud noises
It’s worth considering that an overnight dismantling of ICE in 2029 would release into the wild a whole herd of specialists in violence with scant other marketable skills.
January 15, 2026 at 1:47 AM
They aren't specialists in violence they're just dicks the government gave badges to, don't mythologize being a thug because you're scared of loud noises
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST GET OUT YOU FUCKS
We are aware of reports of a shooting involving federal law enforcement in North Minneapolis. We are working to confirm additional details.
January 15, 2026 at 1:59 AM
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST GET OUT YOU FUCKS
*one other thing list includes: single stale m&m from Halloween you found under the heat register, napkins you accidentally shoved in your coat pocket with some pizza grease on it, and/or one scoop of Fido's discount Purina.
Brooke Rollins: "We've run over 1,000 simulations. It can cost around $3 a meal for a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, corn tortilla, and one other thing. So there is a way to do this that actually will save the average American consumer money."
January 14, 2026 at 11:58 PM
*one other thing list includes: single stale m&m from Halloween you found under the heat register, napkins you accidentally shoved in your coat pocket with some pizza grease on it, and/or one scoop of Fido's discount Purina.
Just go to the light, bro.
It's definitely not the fires of hell, trust.
It's definitely not the fires of hell, trust.
January 14, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Just go to the light, bro.
It's definitely not the fires of hell, trust.
It's definitely not the fires of hell, trust.
"Sure, she was murdered, but did you consider that maybe she encouraged people to be on the look out for potential murders?"
CNN's ridiculous belief that they're somehow going to recapture an audience that doesn't exist by carrying water for the fascists continues to infuriate and astound.
CNN's ridiculous belief that they're somehow going to recapture an audience that doesn't exist by carrying water for the fascists continues to infuriate and astound.
The woman killed by an ICE agent in Minneapolis last week served on the board of her son’s school, which linked to documents encouraging parents to monitor ICE and directing them to training. https://cnn.it/49yoNEa
January 14, 2026 at 3:31 PM
"Sure, she was murdered, but did you consider that maybe she encouraged people to be on the look out for potential murders?"
CNN's ridiculous belief that they're somehow going to recapture an audience that doesn't exist by carrying water for the fascists continues to infuriate and astound.
CNN's ridiculous belief that they're somehow going to recapture an audience that doesn't exist by carrying water for the fascists continues to infuriate and astound.
Vintage Frey.
Big talkie, no walkie.
Big talkie, no walkie.
Mayor Jacob Frey Says ‘I Do Not Support Abolishing ICE’ After Telling Agents to ‘Get the F*ck Out of Minneapolis’
Mayor Jacob Frey Says ‘I Do Not Support Abolishing ICE’ After Telling Agents to ‘Get the F*ck Out of Minneapolis’
Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey (D) declared he does not support abolishing ICE in a preview of a Fox News interview set to air on Wednesday morning.
The post Mayor Jacob Frey Says ‘I Do Not Support Abolishing ICE’ After Telling Agents to ‘Get the F*ck Out of Minneapolis’ first appeared on Mediaite.
dlvr.it
January 14, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Vintage Frey.
Big talkie, no walkie.
Big talkie, no walkie.
Weekly reminder that, no, this is not presidential but yes, this is exactly what his base wants. They want someone childish and vindictive. They want a pro wrestler doing promos, not a president running the country.
Still, the taunting thing pisses him off so keep doing it.
Still, the taunting thing pisses him off so keep doing it.
WATCH: Trump shows his middle finger and appears to say "fuck you" after Ford worker yells "pedophile protector" - TMZ
January 14, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Weekly reminder that, no, this is not presidential but yes, this is exactly what his base wants. They want someone childish and vindictive. They want a pro wrestler doing promos, not a president running the country.
Still, the taunting thing pisses him off so keep doing it.
Still, the taunting thing pisses him off so keep doing it.
Maybe I'm being overly paranoid, but my apartment's garage door seems to be stuck open on the same day Reddit is claiming there's gonna be nightly raids...
January 14, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Maybe I'm being overly paranoid, but my apartment's garage door seems to be stuck open on the same day Reddit is claiming there's gonna be nightly raids...
Fuck away from my favorite burger joint, fascist shits
January 13, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Fuck away from my favorite burger joint, fascist shits
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I really want ppl w/o Minneapolis connections to understand
You might've heard that Mpls public schools went hybrid bc so many families are in hiding. Well, a coworker just told me that today, during his kid's hybrid class, a kid's apt building was raided onscreen
*Everyone has stories like this*
You might've heard that Mpls public schools went hybrid bc so many families are in hiding. Well, a coworker just told me that today, during his kid's hybrid class, a kid's apt building was raided onscreen
*Everyone has stories like this*
January 13, 2026 at 6:06 PM
I really want ppl w/o Minneapolis connections to understand
You might've heard that Mpls public schools went hybrid bc so many families are in hiding. Well, a coworker just told me that today, during his kid's hybrid class, a kid's apt building was raided onscreen
*Everyone has stories like this*
You might've heard that Mpls public schools went hybrid bc so many families are in hiding. Well, a coworker just told me that today, during his kid's hybrid class, a kid's apt building was raided onscreen
*Everyone has stories like this*
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semi-regular reminder that ICE was only created in 2003
when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out
when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out
January 12, 2026 at 8:04 PM
semi-regular reminder that ICE was only created in 2003
when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out
when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out
This is unfair.
Clowns have to do more training to do their art than ICE does.
Clowns have to do more training to do their art than ICE does.
ICE agents are, simply put, fucking clowns. Some observations from four days on the ground in Minneapolis.
www.garbageday.email/p/we-re-all-...
www.garbageday.email/p/we-re-all-...
January 12, 2026 at 9:11 PM
This is unfair.
Clowns have to do more training to do their art than ICE does.
Clowns have to do more training to do their art than ICE does.
The normal human response to seeing someone being murdered is "triggered", you awful little Keebler Elf flunkout.
In response to a quote tweet of DHS that says “you guys killed an American citizen,” Greg Bovino replies: “Triggered much?”
January 12, 2026 at 6:33 PM
The normal human response to seeing someone being murdered is "triggered", you awful little Keebler Elf flunkout.
"the state sanctioned highwaymen aren't marauding to code"
Most of these assholes think they're the Punisher. Punisher didn't learn de-escalation, he learned shootin'!
Most of these assholes think they're the Punisher. Punisher didn't learn de-escalation, he learned shootin'!
@petebuttigieg.bsky.social: "We have an ICE agent who should have been trained not to be in front of a vehicle and never to shoot into a moving vehicle, and yet this happened on [Kristi Noem's] watch. The whole POINT of Homeland Security is to make this country more stable and safe."
January 10, 2026 at 1:53 AM
"the state sanctioned highwaymen aren't marauding to code"
Most of these assholes think they're the Punisher. Punisher didn't learn de-escalation, he learned shootin'!
Most of these assholes think they're the Punisher. Punisher didn't learn de-escalation, he learned shootin'!