@thekennaj.bsky.social
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It was Christmas Eve, babe, in the
December 24, 2023 at 6:07 PM
It was Christmas Eve, babe, in the
I’m watching the Ken Burns documentary about the American Revolution and fam, we really need to bring back the s that looks like a f
Fuppreffing!
Fuppreffing!
November 29, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I’m watching the Ken Burns documentary about the American Revolution and fam, we really need to bring back the s that looks like a f
Fuppreffing!
Fuppreffing!
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honored to have seen the worst pitch in world series history
October 28, 2025 at 2:56 AM
honored to have seen the worst pitch in world series history
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Whenever I come across someone with the last name Baker I mutter to myself "the touchdown maker"
October 1, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Whenever I come across someone with the last name Baker I mutter to myself "the touchdown maker"
I’m listening to the radio while watching the Mets game on mute because the commentators on ESPN are so unrelentingly awful, and unfortunately whenever Howie says “here’s the pitch” I immediately and unthinkingly yell “UUUUNIFIIIIIED” at my TV. #LGM
September 25, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I’m listening to the radio while watching the Mets game on mute because the commentators on ESPN are so unrelentingly awful, and unfortunately whenever Howie says “here’s the pitch” I immediately and unthinkingly yell “UUUUNIFIIIIIED” at my TV. #LGM
If you see this quote this with the energy you bring to BlueSky
September 16, 2025 at 1:55 AM
If you see this quote this with the energy you bring to BlueSky
Never been a better time to be a guy yelling THIRRRRRRRRD DOWWWWWNNN in football stadiums @drewmagary.bsky.social
September 14, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Never been a better time to be a guy yelling THIRRRRRRRRD DOWWWWWNNN in football stadiums @drewmagary.bsky.social
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Mr. President, you are 100% correct. Cracker Barrel has the opportunity of a lifetime. It is time for the ultimate rebrand.
August 26, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Mr. President, you are 100% correct. Cracker Barrel has the opportunity of a lifetime. It is time for the ultimate rebrand.
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Why would anyone pay for an airport lounge when the alternative is getting blitzed off flat Goose Island IPA next to a stranger who'll tell you all their darkest secrets at 10 am?
August 4, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Why would anyone pay for an airport lounge when the alternative is getting blitzed off flat Goose Island IPA next to a stranger who'll tell you all their darkest secrets at 10 am?
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The U.S. Defense Department just gave this company $200 million.
July 16, 2025 at 12:22 AM
The U.S. Defense Department just gave this company $200 million.
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This may be an unpopular opinion but I think golfers and tennis players being unable to handle noise is weak as hell. If someone can hit a 102 mph fastball while 40,000 Philadelphians are yelling at them to eat shit, my dudes here can handle a champagne cork. bsky.app/profile/awfu...
July 13, 2025 at 8:24 PM
This may be an unpopular opinion but I think golfers and tennis players being unable to handle noise is weak as hell. If someone can hit a 102 mph fastball while 40,000 Philadelphians are yelling at them to eat shit, my dudes here can handle a champagne cork. bsky.app/profile/awfu...
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Third in line for the presidency, can marshal the votes of the bicameral congressional majority to pass just about any bill.
“Helpless”
“Helpless”
Mike Johnson on Texas floods: "In a moment like this, we feel just as helpless as everyone else does ... all we know to do at this moment is pray."
July 7, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Third in line for the presidency, can marshal the votes of the bicameral congressional majority to pass just about any bill.
“Helpless”
“Helpless”
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July 4. The battle is joined. Gross Gas, 2025.
July 4, 2025 at 6:50 PM
July 4. The battle is joined. Gross Gas, 2025.
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The KKK of the 1920s is probably the most American organization to have ever existed; a for-profit fraternal organization, a multi-level marketing scheme founded by a defrocked minister to piggyback off of a popular movie, eventually torn apart by internecine infighting and a national sex scandal.
TIL - one reason for the KKK’s explosive growth in the early 1920s was that it was a multi-level marketing organization
June 30, 2025 at 10:38 PM
The KKK of the 1920s is probably the most American organization to have ever existed; a for-profit fraternal organization, a multi-level marketing scheme founded by a defrocked minister to piggyback off of a popular movie, eventually torn apart by internecine infighting and a national sex scandal.
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A.I. may kill people and ruin families, but it also helps a lot of people generate photos of Shrek and Super Mario playing in a band, so, it's impossible to say if its bad or not
June 13, 2025 at 2:08 PM
A.I. may kill people and ruin families, but it also helps a lot of people generate photos of Shrek and Super Mario playing in a band, so, it's impossible to say if its bad or not
IMO David Pogue should have interviewed him as his famous alter ego, Techno Claus:
“Admit to USAID cuts? Voters in November will put these jokers out on their butts”
“Admit to USAID cuts? Voters in November will put these jokers out on their butts”
David Pogue: “I’m wondering what your thought is on the ban on foreign students, the proposal. I mean, you were one of those kids, right?”
Elon Musk: “Yeah. I mean, I think we wanna stick to, you know, the subject of the day, which is, like, spaceships, as opposed to, you know, presidential policy"
Elon Musk: “Yeah. I mean, I think we wanna stick to, you know, the subject of the day, which is, like, spaceships, as opposed to, you know, presidential policy"
Musk Fends Off Trump Questions in Tense Interview Exchange
The Tesla CEO bristled when asked about politics.
www.thedailybeast.com
June 1, 2025 at 9:58 PM
IMO David Pogue should have interviewed him as his famous alter ego, Techno Claus:
“Admit to USAID cuts? Voters in November will put these jokers out on their butts”
“Admit to USAID cuts? Voters in November will put these jokers out on their butts”
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The world would be a very different place if Democrats had a broad "step aside if you have cancer" norm
May 21, 2025 at 1:58 PM
The world would be a very different place if Democrats had a broad "step aside if you have cancer" norm
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You know what would have helped pay their wages? Taking a bigger cut of congestion pricing revenue instead of suing New York!
BREAKING: New Jersey Transit rail operators have gone on strike.
The strike, which has the backing of NJ Gov Phil Murphy, will affect 350,000 commuters.
NJ Transit operators say they want to be afford to live in the communities that they serve
paydayreport.com/breaking-nj-...
The strike, which has the backing of NJ Gov Phil Murphy, will affect 350,000 commuters.
NJ Transit operators say they want to be afford to live in the communities that they serve
paydayreport.com/breaking-nj-...
BREAKING: NJ Transit Workers Strike - Affecting 350,000 Commuters
Today, New Jersey transit engineers went on a historic strike, affecting more than 350,000 commuters.
The workers, members of BLET, who have been without a union contract since 2019, are demanding pa...
paydayreport.com
May 16, 2025 at 10:02 AM
You know what would have helped pay their wages? Taking a bigger cut of congestion pricing revenue instead of suing New York!
Accidentally left the apartment wearing a black belt with brown shoes
a woman in a hijab is standing in front of a group of men with the words shame shame shame written below her
ALT: a woman in a hijab is standing in front of a group of men with the words shame shame shame written below her
media.tenor.com
May 2, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Accidentally left the apartment wearing a black belt with brown shoes
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This is one of the worst interviews I’ve ever seen. Moran keeps trying to move on from a point Trump is CLEARLY WRONG ON and just says “agree to disagree.” Do your fucking job!
This exchange is so very telling.
Trump repeatedly claims the photoshopped MS-13 on Kilmar Abrego Garcia's knuckles is real, Terry Moran keeps telling him it isn't, prompting Trump to say this:
"I never heard of you. I picked you. You’re not being very nice. He had MS-13 tattooed... Just say yes!"
Trump repeatedly claims the photoshopped MS-13 on Kilmar Abrego Garcia's knuckles is real, Terry Moran keeps telling him it isn't, prompting Trump to say this:
"I never heard of you. I picked you. You’re not being very nice. He had MS-13 tattooed... Just say yes!"
April 30, 2025 at 1:36 AM
This is one of the worst interviews I’ve ever seen. Moran keeps trying to move on from a point Trump is CLEARLY WRONG ON and just says “agree to disagree.” Do your fucking job!
There needs to be an oral history of the recording of the Kars-4-Kids jingle. Who was involved? Did they realize they made the Mr. Brightside equivalent of annoying ad jingles when they walked out of the studio that day? What happened to the singers?
April 23, 2025 at 1:20 AM
There needs to be an oral history of the recording of the Kars-4-Kids jingle. Who was involved? Did they realize they made the Mr. Brightside equivalent of annoying ad jingles when they walked out of the studio that day? What happened to the singers?
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Short term, I shoot myself in the foot. Long term, it's good news. I learn to walk without the foot. I do a three-legged hop, a tarantulan creep. Babadook-like movements. People will ask "why do you do this?" and I will say "it's important I blow my foot off for no reason." They respect this.
April 20, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Short term, I shoot myself in the foot. Long term, it's good news. I learn to walk without the foot. I do a three-legged hop, a tarantulan creep. Babadook-like movements. People will ask "why do you do this?" and I will say "it's important I blow my foot off for no reason." They respect this.
Tadej Pogocar, I hereby dub thee Mr. Whooshbutt #ParisRoubaix
April 13, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Tadej Pogocar, I hereby dub thee Mr. Whooshbutt #ParisRoubaix