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I bought leather pants for a Halloween costume and now they sit in my closet calling my name like the green goblin mask
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This offseason, the Wolves will be $8.3 million under the luxury tax. They could increase that to $13.7 million by trading their first round pick and declining Julian Phillips team option
They could spend that entire amount on a MLE player and then re-sign Dosunmu and Clark as well
They could spend that entire amount on a MLE player and then re-sign Dosunmu and Clark as well
February 5, 2026 at 3:46 PM
This offseason, the Wolves will be $8.3 million under the luxury tax. They could increase that to $13.7 million by trading their first round pick and declining Julian Phillips team option
They could spend that entire amount on a MLE player and then re-sign Dosunmu and Clark as well
They could spend that entire amount on a MLE player and then re-sign Dosunmu and Clark as well
Jon K is reporting the wolves got Julian Phillips with Ayo.....Who tf is that guy?
February 5, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Jon K is reporting the wolves got Julian Phillips with Ayo.....Who tf is that guy?
Wolves are down two roster spots after the Conley and Ayo trades. not done yet
February 5, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Wolves are down two roster spots after the Conley and Ayo trades. not done yet
Ayo is an expiring contract so I'm really interested to see what we had to trade to get him. Wolves now have his bird rights to potentially re-sign this off season
February 5, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Ayo is an expiring contract so I'm really interested to see what we had to trade to get him. Wolves now have his bird rights to potentially re-sign this off season
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Ayo Dosunmu came to Toronto on the Bulls plane last night, left on the Wolves plane (most likely).
February 5, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Ayo Dosunmu came to Toronto on the Bulls plane last night, left on the Wolves plane (most likely).
LFG
Just in: The Chicago Bulls have traded Ayo Dosunmu to the Minnesota Timberwolves, sources tell ESPN.
February 5, 2026 at 2:59 PM
LFG
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Anthony Edwards on Mike Conley: “I keep hearing he can come back, so hopefully he will and I hope he see this. We want you back, Mike. He know we miss him.”
February 5, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Anthony Edwards on Mike Conley: “I keep hearing he can come back, so hopefully he will and I hope he see this. We want you back, Mike. He know we miss him.”
Only one step left in the return Mike Conley to Minnesota plan. Charlotte buy out his contract and be legends.
Just in: The Chicago Bulls are trading Coby White and Mike Conley Jr. to the Charlotte Hornets for Collin Sexton, Ousmane Dieng and three second-round picks, sources tell ESPN.
February 4, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Only one step left in the return Mike Conley to Minnesota plan. Charlotte buy out his contract and be legends.
That a lot of nobodies being traded for a lot of nobodies and AD.
BREAKING: The Dallas Mavericks are trading 10-time NBA All-Star Anthony Davis, Jaden Hardy, D'Angelo Russell and Dante Exum to the Washington Wizards for Khris Middleton, AJ Johnson, Malaki Branham, Marvin Bagley III, 2 first-round picks and 3 second-rounders, sources tell ESPN.
February 4, 2026 at 7:04 PM
That a lot of nobodies being traded for a lot of nobodies and AD.
nobody could beat that thunder offer for Jared McCain? a dogshit 2026 Rockets first rounder and three seconds. what the hell.
February 4, 2026 at 7:03 PM
nobody could beat that thunder offer for Jared McCain? a dogshit 2026 Rockets first rounder and three seconds. what the hell.
with a few exceptions, normal everyday Americans are speaking about this moment with the necessary moral clarity that our leaders are so desperate to avoid having to wield.
Highlighting the speaker who stood in front of the Surprise mayor and told him to consider what the Mayor of Ohrdruf must’ve thought before he died by suicide: “He might have thought ‘how is this my fault I had no jurisdiction over this’ maybe he said ‘this site was not subject to local zoning.’”
February 4, 2026 at 5:29 PM
with a few exceptions, normal everyday Americans are speaking about this moment with the necessary moral clarity that our leaders are so desperate to avoid having to wield.
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Highlighting the speaker who stood in front of the Surprise mayor and told him to consider what the Mayor of Ohrdruf must’ve thought before he died by suicide: “He might have thought ‘how is this my fault I had no jurisdiction over this’ maybe he said ‘this site was not subject to local zoning.’”
February 4, 2026 at 6:43 AM
Highlighting the speaker who stood in front of the Surprise mayor and told him to consider what the Mayor of Ohrdruf must’ve thought before he died by suicide: “He might have thought ‘how is this my fault I had no jurisdiction over this’ maybe he said ‘this site was not subject to local zoning.’”
at any given time two-thirds of the people at my gym are sitting on the machine/bench on their phones.
February 4, 2026 at 2:24 AM
at any given time two-thirds of the people at my gym are sitting on the machine/bench on their phones.
side note: the criterion 4k of this movie is excellent.
My craziest take is Stanley Kubrick made Eyes Wide Shut because he knew there was a secret society in NYC where people bought and used and killed women, but you needed to be a billionaire not just a millionaire like Dr. Bill. Made sure to have Lolita scene with Leelee Sobieski too!
Honest question. Is the list of rich people not on the Epstein list shorter than the list of rich people who are?
February 4, 2026 at 12:47 AM
side note: the criterion 4k of this movie is excellent.
I'm gonna zag. I have a higher caseload than this and it's manageable. when you get to 200+ is when the wheels fall off
According to FOX 9, a Minneapolis federal judge demanded to know why DOJ is missing deadlines & AUSA Julie Le said, "The system sucks, this job sucks" & asked to be held in contempt so she could sleep.
PACER shows she got assigned to defend the govt in 88+ cases since Operation Metro Surge started.
PACER shows she got assigned to defend the govt in 88+ cases since Operation Metro Surge started.
February 3, 2026 at 9:57 PM
I'm gonna zag. I have a higher caseload than this and it's manageable. when you get to 200+ is when the wheels fall off
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This is unreal. An AUSA talking like that in open court is about as close as you can come to a total breakdown. Never heard of anything like it.
February 3, 2026 at 8:46 PM
This is unreal. An AUSA talking like that in open court is about as close as you can come to a total breakdown. Never heard of anything like it.
I'm gonna really miss Mike Conley. a Wolves legend, key part of two WCF teams. The kind of player that hits a shot when you really needed one.
February 3, 2026 at 7:52 PM
I'm gonna really miss Mike Conley. a Wolves legend, key part of two WCF teams. The kind of player that hits a shot when you really needed one.
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Trading Conley and getting nothing back would knock ~$10.8M off of Minnesota's books, getting the Wolves about $2.45M under the first apron. Sure seems like a precursor to something bigger!
Just in: Chicago, Minnesota and Detroit have agreed to a multi-team deal that sends Jaden Ivey and Mike Conley Jr. to the Bulls and Kevin Huerter and Dario Saric to the Pistons, sources tell ESPN. Detroit also receives a 2026 first-round protected swap from Minnesota.
February 3, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Trading Conley and getting nothing back would knock ~$10.8M off of Minnesota's books, getting the Wolves about $2.45M under the first apron. Sure seems like a precursor to something bigger!
Did we really trade Mike Conley and a first round swap for fucking nothing?
February 3, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Did we really trade Mike Conley and a first round swap for fucking nothing?
this feels unfair
February 3, 2026 at 5:42 PM
this feels unfair
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Ant will have to get a broken wrist or arm before refs give him calls.
February 3, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Ant will have to get a broken wrist or arm before refs give him calls.
boy they are really letting Memphis do whatever they want huh
February 3, 2026 at 2:10 AM
boy they are really letting Memphis do whatever they want huh