TheGoober
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TheGoober
@thegoobagooba.bsky.social
500 cigarettes
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I respect any videogame that tells me the world is ending but lets me go fishing
January 24, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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When I'm struggling I try to remember the wise words of Gandhi himself, "I don't think you should falsely attribute a quote to me like this"
January 16, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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January 6, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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Things I wish all modern games had at launch:

📸 Photo mode

⏸️ Being able to pause cutscenes

💾 AUTOSAVE

🎮 Remapping controls and buttons

🪖 Adjustable difficulty for each aspect of the gameplay

These just make games better in my opinion 🔥
January 4, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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I appreciate how the Indiana Jones game understands and emulates the unreality of the films. Enemies do a big "WHOAOAOH" animation when pushed off a ledge. A glass bottle will knock a guy out as consistently as a lump hammer. It's action theater. Everything that happens must be big and cool and fun
January 2, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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dredge and webfishing should collab so we can get a dredgefishing dlc and catch ugly ass fish
January 2, 2025 at 12:21 AM
There has to be a couple SpongeBob animators that ventured into body horror because what is this
December 30, 2024 at 5:53 PM
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Skyrim was right: soup DOES heal you for 10 points of health and 10 points of stamina.
December 21, 2024 at 11:26 PM
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He’s making a list,
He’s forgotten the list,
He’s climbed up a tree with minced pie in his fists,
Santa Claus has ADHD
December 15, 2024 at 9:43 PM
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everybody shut up there's a game that lets you make your own lofi studying room called Spirit City: Lofi
December 12, 2024 at 8:00 AM
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stardew valley puts a wizard in your rural farming town and he sometimes does magic but his main thing is he had a messy divorce
December 1, 2024 at 4:20 PM
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Daisy in a hoodie 🌼
#PrincessDaisy
November 29, 2024 at 4:24 PM
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Lore-unfriendly companion who forcibly exits the menu screen to complain that they're bored if you spend more than five seconds reading an item description.
November 28, 2024 at 4:20 PM
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Happy Turkey Day from Jerma everyone
November 28, 2024 at 3:49 PM
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Cut my pie into pieces
This is my last dessert
Slice of pecan, and pumpkin
Big glass of milk
For the cookie dunkin’
November 28, 2024 at 5:26 PM
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THIS THANKSGIVING I AM GRATEFUL FOR THE FOLLOWING:

GAY PEOPLE
WOMEN

AND MOST IMPORTANTLY:

SEBASTIAN STARDEW VALLEY
November 28, 2024 at 5:24 AM
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Terrible Game Idea: IKEA roguelike. Traverse a maze of furniture, collect random trinkets with unpronounceable names, try to find the exit.
November 27, 2024 at 1:02 PM
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┃┃╱╲ In da
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Love Stardew Valley
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November 26, 2024 at 3:11 PM
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My interests :
-women
-women
-women
-women
-yuri x1000
-women
-all video games
-women
-women
-Fictional women
November 26, 2024 at 3:13 AM
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Liking casual games does not make you any less of a gamer

Liking casual games does not make you any less of a gamer

Liking casual games does not make you any less of a gamer

Liking casual games does not make you any less of a gamer

Stop gatekeeping… casual gamers are just as valid
November 26, 2024 at 3:40 PM
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November 25, 2024 at 11:54 AM
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cats lowkey relatable as shit like yea bro meow
November 24, 2024 at 12:50 AM
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I'm going to try something.

STARDEW VALLEY
STARDEW VALLEY
STARDEW VALLEY
STARDEW VALLEY
STARDEW VALLEY
STARDEW VALLEY
STARDEW VALLEY
STARDEW VALLEY
STARDEW VALLEY
STARDEW VALLEY
STARDEW VALLEY
STARDEW VALLEY
STARDEW VALLEY
STARDEW VALLEY
STARDEW VALLEY
STARDEW VALLEY

...did it work?
November 23, 2024 at 1:03 AM