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Lord of potatoes.
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- Heart’s a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots
- Three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce
- Soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots
December 24, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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- Monster
- King of sinful sots
- Foul one
- Charming as an eel
- Brain is full of spiders
- All the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile
- Soul is full of gunk
- Wouldn’t touch you with a 39 and a half foot pole
- Heart’s an empty hole
- Vile one
- Termites in your smile
December 24, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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Insults from You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch (the original), ranked from least to most hurtful:

- Garlic in your soul
- Heel
- Heart full of unwashed socks
- Crooked jerky jockey
- Stink, stank, stunk
- Mean one
- Bad banana with a greasy black peel
- Nasty wasty skunk
- Cuddly as a cactus
December 24, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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It almost looks like he killed the Stanford tree and skinned it and is wearing it as a pelt
I like Christmas Tree Puddles
December 21, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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Easily the most actually on crack committee decisions ever. Ketamine thinking. Inhalant gorilla mind logic. Ray Liotta eating his own brain in Hannibal type arguments.
December 7, 2025 at 6:24 PM
DUKE
December 7, 2025 at 4:59 AM
This shit is so unhinged
this shit is just beyond parody, man
December 5, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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Now we’re cookin
Denny, there’s an update
November 6, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
October 9, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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[James Franklin, landing a plane all the way from 30k feet to exactly five feet above the runway]

Tower we are good

[James Franklin at exactly four feet above the ground]

oh shit I'm not a pilot am I
September 28, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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No thoughts. Just vibes.
September 28, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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What Pitt just did in overtime was art
September 13, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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UCLA paid $1.2 million for this, by the way.
September 13, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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Increasingly large oof noises, ending with one of the biggest oofs in memory
September 13, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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The ULM Football Program
The Powerball cash option is nearly 500 million. What outlandish thing would you do or buy if you won?
September 1, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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Drake is the all-time biggest loser of a rap feud and that includes people who have gotten shot and died as a result of rap feuds
February 3, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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59 years ago today, mild-mannered jim bowl was bitten by a radioactive spider
February 9, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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February 1, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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it's time
January 21, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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Ashton Jeanty with an overmatched O-line is like watching Barry Sanders on the Lions (complimentary + derogatory)
January 1, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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Today is the last day you can post this picture
December 31, 2024 at 8:02 AM
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REST IN PEACE CINNAMON ROLL
December 29, 2024 at 12:39 AM
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The Resurrection, by Benvenuto di Giovanni, 1491, 📸 by @julianmbright
December 28, 2024 at 10:01 PM