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you probably will not enjoy following me so just accept that and ignore me
unfortunately america is not better than this so we really just have to accept that the majority of us have room temperature IQs and hang on tight
January 20, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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They killed Jim Henson because he was on the verge of building a muppet that had a soul
January 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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@gavinnewsom.bsky.social: "We have 8,400 firefighters working the lines; 16,000 personnel; 2,500 National Guard trying to address the issue of looting; 750 CHP as we speak; we have the EPA starting to do phase 1 of the debris removal... All of that [rightwing disinformation] is a deep distraction."
January 16, 2025 at 10:09 PM
nuclear should not be in the same sentence as oil and gas 😭 it’s not absolutely perfect but what is
January 16, 2025 at 5:25 PM
i love the commitment to the evil analog stick placement
The trailer for the Nintendo Switch 2 seemingly features a first look at a new ‘Mario Kart’ game.
January 16, 2025 at 4:01 PM
holy fuck i love this cat
Mousecow's had a very busy day today, making biscuits. #EverybodyLovesMousecow
January 8, 2025 at 4:42 PM
elmo queening out?
Elon Musk responds to Justin Trudeau saying Canada will never be part of the United States:

“Girl, you’re not the governor of Canada anymore, so doesn’t matter what you say”
January 8, 2025 at 4:37 PM
holy fuck this is so 2025 it’s making me dizzy
Man who exploded the Tesla Cybertruck outside of Trump hotel used ChatGPT to plan out the attack, according to authorities.
January 8, 2025 at 4:31 PM
damn you’re right, it’s like sprinting with ankle weights on. southerners would be too powerful with properly salted roads and the heaviest f150 known to man
people in the south are on balance better at driving in winter conditions than people in the midwest/northeast because salt trucks are far more scarce. when they do face inclement weather they have experience driving through it on a far higher difficulty setting. in addition the food is better there
January 7, 2025 at 3:57 PM
and you’re completely right on this, but let’s walk and chew gum at the same time here

white women do not understand the axis of oppression, they think their whiteness protects them and in some ways it does, which makes them hyperfocus on not losing that privilege vs the misogyny of white men
As you continue to blame women you give cover for the white men. And that’s who is at the root of all the problems in this country.
January 7, 2025 at 3:51 PM
but muh grocery prices!
Global laughingstock.

🤦‍♀️
January 7, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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"Jobless Refugee Squatters" - if The Daily Heil wrote the Christmas Story (via thepoke.co.uk)
December 25, 2024 at 2:39 PM
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Beyond imagination!

A zoom out from the sharpest view of the Andromeda Galaxy ever, showing more than 100 million stars!

(Credit: NASA, ESA, J. Dalcanton, B. F. Williams, L. C. Johnson, the PHAT team, R. Gendler / video by Universal-Sci)
December 21, 2024 at 12:37 AM
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It's that time of year where I post this one
December 19, 2024 at 4:50 PM
i should’ve taken pto today
Today is National Emo Day.
December 19, 2024 at 7:13 PM
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Honestly having Spike tv TV FOR MEN really kept all those dipshits from listening to the worlds worst podcasts, we should have funded it as a national endowment for the arts
December 19, 2024 at 3:50 AM
gen x being the weakest link never surprises me
"Do you think the actions of Luigi Mangione are acceptable or unacceptable?"

All:
Unacceptable: 67%
Acceptable: 17%

Acceptable By Age:
18-29: 41%
30-39: 23%
40-49: 13%
50-59: 8%
60-69: 10%
70+: 10%

Emerson / Dec 13, 2024 / n=1000
December 18, 2024 at 2:18 PM
i’d literally rather watch anything else
We're not watching the Inauguration, right?

RIGHT?
December 11, 2024 at 8:32 PM
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watching seventeen minutes of How I Met Your Mother through a stranger’s living room window
December 8, 2024 at 10:18 PM
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NBC News reports that Jay-Z has been accused of raping a 13-year-old girl with Diddy in 2000, according to a civil lawsuit.
December 8, 2024 at 11:55 PM
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looks like were good to go
December 7, 2024 at 9:37 PM
oh my fucking god this loser can’t do ANYTHING correctly
Elon Musk says he’s starting an AI game studio to ‘make games great again’
November 27, 2024 at 7:22 PM
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Good Mood Wasted On Coworkers
theonion.com/good-mood-wa...
November 25, 2024 at 4:03 PM
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NBA star Jaylen Brown got the meet Bill Nye the Science Guy 🧪

“To shake his hand … for helping me in my educational journey, it was pretty cool”
November 23, 2024 at 7:39 PM