@thecrystaljules.bsky.social
I do not make a habit of implicating myself in criminal activity on the internet, but I do like to have fun.
United States West Coast, USDA 2023 Hardiness Zone 10a
Mid 30s
United States West Coast, USDA 2023 Hardiness Zone 10a
Mid 30s
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Finally made pickles again!
November 19, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Finally made pickles again!
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“the pharaoh’s tomb is cursed! the necromancer’s ring is cursed! the witch’s grimoire is cursed!” that’s how you sound. everything is fucking cursed with you bro. i don’t care. i’m taking this skull.
December 4, 2024 at 8:25 PM
“the pharaoh’s tomb is cursed! the necromancer’s ring is cursed! the witch’s grimoire is cursed!” that’s how you sound. everything is fucking cursed with you bro. i don’t care. i’m taking this skull.
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Soooo... PayPal is banning Asahi Linux users. Hey, can you maybe not do that please?
gist.github.com/asahilina/31...
Yes, they ban Linux users with a GPU name containing the string "Apple M1". Anything else works.
gist.github.com/asahilina/31...
Yes, they ban Linux users with a GPU name containing the string "Apple M1". Anything else works.
Asahi Linux PayPal Block Fix
Asahi Linux PayPal Block Fix. GitHub Gist: instantly share code, notes, and snippets.
gist.github.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Soooo... PayPal is banning Asahi Linux users. Hey, can you maybe not do that please?
gist.github.com/asahilina/31...
Yes, they ban Linux users with a GPU name containing the string "Apple M1". Anything else works.
gist.github.com/asahilina/31...
Yes, they ban Linux users with a GPU name containing the string "Apple M1". Anything else works.
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PayPal HATES IT when you
- Have sex, or
- Use Linux
- Have sex, or
- Use Linux
Soooo... PayPal is banning Asahi Linux users. Hey, can you maybe not do that please?
gist.github.com/asahilina/31...
Yes, they ban Linux users with a GPU name containing the string "Apple M1". Anything else works.
gist.github.com/asahilina/31...
Yes, they ban Linux users with a GPU name containing the string "Apple M1". Anything else works.
Asahi Linux PayPal Block Fix
Asahi Linux PayPal Block Fix. GitHub Gist: instantly share code, notes, and snippets.
gist.github.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:55 AM
PayPal HATES IT when you
- Have sex, or
- Use Linux
- Have sex, or
- Use Linux
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GET SHRIT : dashare.zone
- DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
- DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
July 22, 2025 at 11:50 PM
GET SHRIT : dashare.zone
- DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
- DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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This post is my new stress ball. I'm going to re-post it, or quote it whenever I'm feeling like saying something that would be inadvisable to put in writing on the internet.
it’s hard to talk politics anymore because the natural response to everything is “oh they should be killed” but you’re not allowed to say it. it’s more illegal than open pedophilia
November 9, 2025 at 7:47 AM
This post is my new stress ball. I'm going to re-post it, or quote it whenever I'm feeling like saying something that would be inadvisable to put in writing on the internet.
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Hey. This is the BEST POSSIBLE SEASON to badger Visa and Mastercard into fucking off about their shitty fake-moral-panic over LGBTQ+ spending habits and content on retail platforms.
Fuck ALL THE WAY OFF, VISA and Mastercard. No one wants to hear jack shit from you. You're a fucking receipt printer.
Fuck ALL THE WAY OFF, VISA and Mastercard. No one wants to hear jack shit from you. You're a fucking receipt printer.
Please continue making calls to Visa and Mastercard, because they are working alongside conservative legislators to crack down on free speech and expression!
A dual pronged offense requires a dual pronged defense!
A dual pronged offense requires a dual pronged defense!
#SaveSpeech
starting Nov 1st we're entering the holiday season, which is a big stress point for big businesses like Mastercard and Visa. These Paypros havent stopped cracking down on Adult Content, so we need to jump back into calling them in full force again!
stop-paypros.neocities.org
starting Nov 1st we're entering the holiday season, which is a big stress point for big businesses like Mastercard and Visa. These Paypros havent stopped cracking down on Adult Content, so we need to jump back into calling them in full force again!
stop-paypros.neocities.org
November 15, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Hey. This is the BEST POSSIBLE SEASON to badger Visa and Mastercard into fucking off about their shitty fake-moral-panic over LGBTQ+ spending habits and content on retail platforms.
Fuck ALL THE WAY OFF, VISA and Mastercard. No one wants to hear jack shit from you. You're a fucking receipt printer.
Fuck ALL THE WAY OFF, VISA and Mastercard. No one wants to hear jack shit from you. You're a fucking receipt printer.
Post your favorite Star Trek character(s). Wrong answers only
November 16, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Post your favorite Star Trek character(s). Wrong answers only
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girl opposed to chastity for prison abolitionist reasons
November 16, 2025 at 4:15 AM
girl opposed to chastity for prison abolitionist reasons
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Moody? Not really. I'm always this way.
November 14, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Moody? Not really. I'm always this way.
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This is the end of science in the US it is a MASSIVE crackdown an literally everyone this racist bullshit would stop basically all science in its tracks and allow the administration to deny funding to basically whoever they wanted to
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
“The prohibited activities would include joint research, co-authorship on papers, and advising a foreign graduate student or postdoctoral fellow. The language is retroactive, meaning any interactions during the previous 5 years could make a scientist ineligible for future federal funding.”
U.S. Congress considers sweeping ban on Chinese collaborations
Researchers speak out against proposal that would bar funding for U.S. scientists working with Chinese partners or training Chinese students
www.science.org
November 14, 2025 at 1:34 AM
This is the end of science in the US it is a MASSIVE crackdown an literally everyone this racist bullshit would stop basically all science in its tracks and allow the administration to deny funding to basically whoever they wanted to
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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I simply had to make this. (turn on audio and make this full screen)
November 13, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I simply had to make this. (turn on audio and make this full screen)
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FYI: Your follower count here is pure chance, not merit. The Junipers, Katie Tightpussys, Jenny_Tightpants's, PixelatedBoats, etc. are best thought of as the shrewd oligarchs of the Soviet collapse—abusing a handful of connections to capitalize off a 'redistribution' charade at your expense.
November 21, 2024 at 12:10 AM
FYI: Your follower count here is pure chance, not merit. The Junipers, Katie Tightpussys, Jenny_Tightpants's, PixelatedBoats, etc. are best thought of as the shrewd oligarchs of the Soviet collapse—abusing a handful of connections to capitalize off a 'redistribution' charade at your expense.
finally, the prophesied Year of the Linux Desktop is almost upon us...
November 12, 2025 at 9:02 PM
finally, the prophesied Year of the Linux Desktop is almost upon us...
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Don't forget Transanta is happening again this year for the holidays
buy.transanta.com
buy.transanta.com
November 12, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Don't forget Transanta is happening again this year for the holidays
buy.transanta.com
buy.transanta.com
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Farm workers are proud to stand in solidarity with Starbucks workers.
Los campesinos se enorgullecen de solidarizarse con los trabajadores de Starbucks.
#NoContractNoCoffee
Los campesinos se enorgullecen de solidarizarse con los trabajadores de Starbucks.
#NoContractNoCoffee
November 12, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Farm workers are proud to stand in solidarity with Starbucks workers.
Los campesinos se enorgullecen de solidarizarse con los trabajadores de Starbucks.
#NoContractNoCoffee
Los campesinos se enorgullecen de solidarizarse con los trabajadores de Starbucks.
#NoContractNoCoffee
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Support union Starbucks Workers as Baristas take action and go on strike to secure a historic union contract. Join us at the Downtown Disney location, one of the busiest and most lucrative this season. Let's join them in support of a fair contract: dsa.la/redcup2025
November 12, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Support union Starbucks Workers as Baristas take action and go on strike to secure a historic union contract. Join us at the Downtown Disney location, one of the busiest and most lucrative this season. Let's join them in support of a fair contract: dsa.la/redcup2025
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Can we get this boosted
My dad disappeared from his Baltimore trucking company when I was a kid. 20 years later, I went looking for answers.
I did it to survive.
In telling this story, I hope in some way to help others do the same.
“Whatever Happened to Eddy Crane?” is out in April 2026. This is the cover…
I did it to survive.
In telling this story, I hope in some way to help others do the same.
“Whatever Happened to Eddy Crane?” is out in April 2026. This is the cover…
November 12, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Can we get this boosted
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if you work for doordash, contact me on signal at marisakabas.04
They’ve laid off so many people that the government is now getting its economic data from DoorDash.
November 12, 2025 at 2:42 AM
if you work for doordash, contact me on signal at marisakabas.04
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The individual cannot bargain with the State. The State recognizes no coinage but power: and it issues the coins itself.
November 11, 2025 at 2:17 PM
The individual cannot bargain with the State. The State recognizes no coinage but power: and it issues the coins itself.
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this is how I feel about the simpsons tbh
November 11, 2025 at 6:32 PM
this is how I feel about the simpsons tbh
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and once again, for those who don't realize, the nuremberg trials were the moderate position back then too.
November 9, 2025 at 6:17 PM
and once again, for those who don't realize, the nuremberg trials were the moderate position back then too.