@thecrystaljules.bsky.social
I do not make a habit of implicating myself in criminal activity on the internet, but I do like to have fun.
United States West Coast, USDA 2023 Hardiness Zone 10a
Mid 30s
United States West Coast, USDA 2023 Hardiness Zone 10a
Mid 30s
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Happy Valentine's Day!
February 14, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Happy Valentine's Day!
Weird thing I was just thinking about:
The span of years between now and the end of World War II is longer than the span between the end of the American Civil War and America's entry into World War II.
Just weird to think about
The span of years between now and the end of World War II is longer than the span between the end of the American Civil War and America's entry into World War II.
Just weird to think about
February 16, 2026 at 8:14 AM
Weird thing I was just thinking about:
The span of years between now and the end of World War II is longer than the span between the end of the American Civil War and America's entry into World War II.
Just weird to think about
The span of years between now and the end of World War II is longer than the span between the end of the American Civil War and America's entry into World War II.
Just weird to think about
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Can someone help me raise money to buy my pcos meds? It would really mean a lot to me :( #nsfwsky #mutualaid #sellingcontent #sexwork #swaid
February 16, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Can someone help me raise money to buy my pcos meds? It would really mean a lot to me :( #nsfwsky #mutualaid #sellingcontent #sexwork #swaid
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solar panels are cheap, and for renters, it can be even cheaper with plug-in solar
i've seen people with flexible solar panels throwing them out their windows presumably to charge a power bank inside.
youtu.be/yVO9GcNlkLQ
i've seen people with flexible solar panels throwing them out their windows presumably to charge a power bank inside.
youtu.be/yVO9GcNlkLQ
Small plug-in solar panels gain traction as an affordable way to cut electricity bills
YouTube video by PBS NewsHour
youtu.be
February 16, 2026 at 2:19 AM
solar panels are cheap, and for renters, it can be even cheaper with plug-in solar
i've seen people with flexible solar panels throwing them out their windows presumably to charge a power bank inside.
youtu.be/yVO9GcNlkLQ
i've seen people with flexible solar panels throwing them out their windows presumably to charge a power bank inside.
youtu.be/yVO9GcNlkLQ
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(1/11) If you live in NY, you’ve probably started seeing a new warning: “THIS PRICE WAS SET BY AN ALGORITHM USING YOUR PERSONAL DATA.” This mandatory disclosure went into effect late last year, and it’s the first attempt by a US state to grapple with a new generation of surveillance pricing.
February 11, 2026 at 8:41 PM
(1/11) If you live in NY, you’ve probably started seeing a new warning: “THIS PRICE WAS SET BY AN ALGORITHM USING YOUR PERSONAL DATA.” This mandatory disclosure went into effect late last year, and it’s the first attempt by a US state to grapple with a new generation of surveillance pricing.
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Lady they shot José Antonio Elena Rodríguez eight times in the back and twice in the head while he was in Mexico during Obama’s tenure. If the democrats ever want to matter, they need to get rid of these people
Hillary Clinton: "More people were deported under my husband and Barack Obama without killing American citizens and without putting children into detention camps than were in the first Trump term or this first year of Trump's second term."
February 16, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Lady they shot José Antonio Elena Rodríguez eight times in the back and twice in the head while he was in Mexico during Obama’s tenure. If the democrats ever want to matter, they need to get rid of these people
Finally going to watch Conspiracy (2001), might live-blog a little
February 16, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Finally going to watch Conspiracy (2001), might live-blog a little
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found a good deal on solar panels if anybody is interested, only $0.18 per watt
February 15, 2026 at 12:18 PM
found a good deal on solar panels if anybody is interested, only $0.18 per watt
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Masked death squad hitting another car to give them the pretext to assassinate her. That's ICE/CBP.
If only they had worn body cameras, this wouldn't have hap—
February 15, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Masked death squad hitting another car to give them the pretext to assassinate her. That's ICE/CBP.
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This is why I have a rule that if someone mentions books on social media, I have to go read for st least 15 minutes.
I wonder if people are paying attention to how much their doom scrolling is cutting into time they used to use to read books
February 14, 2026 at 7:56 PM
This is why I have a rule that if someone mentions books on social media, I have to go read for st least 15 minutes.
I get really peeved by "here's my misconceptions about a subject that I'm going to advertise, now please I don't want to talk about that subject and will not be accepting new information at this time" thought-terminating cliches. No I will not be explaining what this is in reference to at this time.
February 15, 2026 at 8:14 PM
I get really peeved by "here's my misconceptions about a subject that I'm going to advertise, now please I don't want to talk about that subject and will not be accepting new information at this time" thought-terminating cliches. No I will not be explaining what this is in reference to at this time.
Ok after some test prints I have to say:
THIS WHISTLE IS INCREDIBLE! PERFECT SOUND QUALITY RIGHT OFF THE PRINT BED! BARELY REQUIRES ANY AIRFLOW TO GET LOUD! It's what I'm printing basically from now on.
PRINT THIS WHISTLE!!!
THIS WHISTLE IS INCREDIBLE! PERFECT SOUND QUALITY RIGHT OFF THE PRINT BED! BARELY REQUIRES ANY AIRFLOW TO GET LOUD! It's what I'm printing basically from now on.
PRINT THIS WHISTLE!!!
February 14, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Ok after some test prints I have to say:
THIS WHISTLE IS INCREDIBLE! PERFECT SOUND QUALITY RIGHT OFF THE PRINT BED! BARELY REQUIRES ANY AIRFLOW TO GET LOUD! It's what I'm printing basically from now on.
PRINT THIS WHISTLE!!!
THIS WHISTLE IS INCREDIBLE! PERFECT SOUND QUALITY RIGHT OFF THE PRINT BED! BARELY REQUIRES ANY AIRFLOW TO GET LOUD! It's what I'm printing basically from now on.
PRINT THIS WHISTLE!!!
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literally the only good thing about AI video gen is if you get sat on a jury you can in good faith watch this video and say some shit like "yeah I don't think this proves anything do you want to see a video of the defendant doing John Wick shit I generated this 5m ago"
KMBC: "A woman tried to set a fire at a South Kansas City warehouse that had been rumored as a possible ICE detention center. Earlier today, the company that owns the property confirmed it is no longer moving forward with a sale to the U.S. government."
February 13, 2026 at 5:11 PM
literally the only good thing about AI video gen is if you get sat on a jury you can in good faith watch this video and say some shit like "yeah I don't think this proves anything do you want to see a video of the defendant doing John Wick shit I generated this 5m ago"
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Suburban wine moms will really be like "you believe in voting? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, firebombing a concentration camp" and then very effectively firebomb a concentration camp
February 13, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Suburban wine moms will really be like "you believe in voting? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, firebombing a concentration camp" and then very effectively firebomb a concentration camp
I like to repost a thread in reverse order so you, dear reader, scrolling in chronological order, will see the first post in the thread first and so on, rather than what seems to be the common method of "I'll repost this thread in order, top to bottom" and so the last post is at the top of your feed
February 13, 2026 at 6:31 PM
I like to repost a thread in reverse order so you, dear reader, scrolling in chronological order, will see the first post in the thread first and so on, rather than what seems to be the common method of "I'll repost this thread in order, top to bottom" and so the last post is at the top of your feed
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this website is a machine for surfacing extremely rarefied internecine beef from toxic friend groups and you need to be able to recognize when it's happening and avert your gaze
February 13, 2026 at 5:13 AM
this website is a machine for surfacing extremely rarefied internecine beef from toxic friend groups and you need to be able to recognize when it's happening and avert your gaze
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if someone is saying shit like "it's lowkey biphobic that you support AOC even though she won't legalize cannibalism" or "you realize that expecting your room to have windows a luxury belief right" what you're seeing are the charged particles being shot off from polycule fission
February 13, 2026 at 5:15 AM
if someone is saying shit like "it's lowkey biphobic that you support AOC even though she won't legalize cannibalism" or "you realize that expecting your room to have windows a luxury belief right" what you're seeing are the charged particles being shot off from polycule fission
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it's simply not healthy to look directly at the rays. that's not a "blue sky" that's Cherenkov glow. some tweets should have "DROP AND RUN" engraved on them.
February 13, 2026 at 5:18 AM
it's simply not healthy to look directly at the rays. that's not a "blue sky" that's Cherenkov glow. some tweets should have "DROP AND RUN" engraved on them.
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Technology comes in 4 cyclical phases.
1. Early adoption by IT, LGBT, artists, furries, etc to escape the Torment Nexus.
2. Everyone follows for the content created by the early adopters.
3. Enshitification drives away early adopters to make it investor friendly.
4. It becomes the Torment Nexus.
1. Early adoption by IT, LGBT, artists, furries, etc to escape the Torment Nexus.
2. Everyone follows for the content created by the early adopters.
3. Enshitification drives away early adopters to make it investor friendly.
4. It becomes the Torment Nexus.
February 11, 2026 at 5:02 AM
Technology comes in 4 cyclical phases.
1. Early adoption by IT, LGBT, artists, furries, etc to escape the Torment Nexus.
2. Everyone follows for the content created by the early adopters.
3. Enshitification drives away early adopters to make it investor friendly.
4. It becomes the Torment Nexus.
1. Early adoption by IT, LGBT, artists, furries, etc to escape the Torment Nexus.
2. Everyone follows for the content created by the early adopters.
3. Enshitification drives away early adopters to make it investor friendly.
4. It becomes the Torment Nexus.
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"bortac shuts down an airport with a laser drone" mark your bingo cards
Whoa, Fox reporting on C the weapon at Ft Bliss that caused the El Paso airport closure was being operated by CBP - DHS, *not* by the military
February 12, 2026 at 1:23 AM
"bortac shuts down an airport with a laser drone" mark your bingo cards
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OHIO ALERT
House Bill 26: Mandatory police cooperation w ICE
HB 200: State Felony for undocumented presence
HB 281: Grants access for ICE in medical facilities
HB 554: State Felony to be seen as obstructing ICE, includes interrupting, or even just blocking doorways abc6onyourside.com/news/local/o...
House Bill 26: Mandatory police cooperation w ICE
HB 200: State Felony for undocumented presence
HB 281: Grants access for ICE in medical facilities
HB 554: State Felony to be seen as obstructing ICE, includes interrupting, or even just blocking doorways abc6onyourside.com/news/local/o...
Ohio Republicans introduce multi-bill package to mandate cooperation with ICE
The suite of four bills has been dubbed by some as the 'Cooperation Package.'
abc6onyourside.com
February 11, 2026 at 12:31 AM
OHIO ALERT
House Bill 26: Mandatory police cooperation w ICE
HB 200: State Felony for undocumented presence
HB 281: Grants access for ICE in medical facilities
HB 554: State Felony to be seen as obstructing ICE, includes interrupting, or even just blocking doorways abc6onyourside.com/news/local/o...
House Bill 26: Mandatory police cooperation w ICE
HB 200: State Felony for undocumented presence
HB 281: Grants access for ICE in medical facilities
HB 554: State Felony to be seen as obstructing ICE, includes interrupting, or even just blocking doorways abc6onyourside.com/news/local/o...
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that one oomf you lowkey wanna ask out
February 2, 2026 at 12:03 AM
that one oomf you lowkey wanna ask out
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Go to bed; tired is stupid.
February 2, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Go to bed; tired is stupid.