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How does it feel when you cross a melon with a cauliflower?
Melancholy.
November 25, 2025 at 7:31 AM
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My buddy said he threw a stick five miles and his dog managed to find it and bring it back... Seems a bit far-fetched!
November 18, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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I'm reading a book about WD-40. It's non-friction.
November 19, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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2015: My spirit animal is a wolf.

2025: My spirit animal is a dumpster that is on fire.
November 14, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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hourlycosmos.bsky.social
NGC 6188 and NGC 6193 in Ara - From Rolf Wahl Olsen - https://flic.kr/p/cgYXQu
NGC 6188 is a large emission nebula located some 4000 light years distant in the Southern constellation Ara. This giant molecular cloud is being illuminated by the young star cluster NGC 6193 which in this image appears in the centre almost as if suspended in front of a blanket of nebulousity littered with thousands of other dimmer stars in a multitude of colours. At the centre of this cluster lies an intensely bright pair of stars; the O-type giants HD 150135 and HD 150136. The latter is in fact itself an extremely close binary with a confirmed third component in an outer eccentric orbit of between 2950 and 5500 days. This triple star system is one of the most massive in our galaxy with the three components containing 64, 40 and 35 solar masses respectively. The cluster is very young, not older than 3 million years, and the intense radiation from the massive stars is slowly eroding the surrounding gas and dust away, sculpting it into the striking forms seen in this image. Within these clouds new stars are currently being born and in places some have already begun to light up the nebula from within. Image details: Date: 12th, 13th and 14th June 2012 Exposure: LRGB: 250:105:105:105m, total 9hrs 25mins @ -30C Telescope: 10" Serrurier Truss Newtonian Camera: QSI 683wsg with Lodestar guider Filters: Astrodon LRGB E-Series Gen 2 Taken from my observatory in Auckland, New Zealand
November 14, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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I just started a business where we specialize in weighing tiny objects. It's a small-scale operation.
November 13, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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lorettarobinson.bsky.social
Those of us in the Pacific Northwest are bracing for "King Tides" today. I shot this in 2024 during King Tides; the best clamming tides.

North Head #LightHouse on the hill at Cape Disappointment. Graveyard of the Pacific in Washington State.

#ClassicMono #UrbanGaze #EastCoastKin #Photography
November 5, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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A distant relative left me his Dairy Farm.

Not exactly what I wanted,,but I’m going to milk it for everything I can get!

#dadjokes
June 17, 2025 at 11:29 AM
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A waitress screamed Does anyone know CPR?

I shouted Hell, I know the whole alphabet

Everyone laughed..

Well everyone except this one guy.
June 16, 2025 at 7:31 AM
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krassenstein.bsky.social
EPIC response.
June 15, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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I dated a one legged girl who worked at a brewery.

She was in charge of the hops.
June 16, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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Crows are so smart.
Crows have been observed mourning the death of other crows. They do so by gathering in a circle and listening to Joy Division.
June 14, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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Told this patient who swallowed a watch to keep himself busy, take laxatives and drink lots of prune juice.

Anything to pass the time.

#dadjokes
June 15, 2025 at 9:19 AM
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Ive just bought 8 venison legs for $30.

Does anyone think thats two deer?
June 14, 2025 at 7:31 AM
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Had a terrible nightmare about pancakes last night.

I was tossing and turning all night long!

#dadjokes
June 8, 2025 at 7:15 AM
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Ah, the golden age.
June 5, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Most people become seismologists
thru no fault of their own RS
June 2, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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#Photography #Landscape #Color #ChristianMurillo
June 2, 2025 at 10:30 AM
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lowqualityfacts.bsky.social
I am now the proud owner of a Tesla Cybertruck. Drove over a puddle and only three of the doors have begun to rust. A butterfly flew into the windshield, which created severe cracks but it did NOT break. Pre-installed GPS app provides directions to my nearest ketamine dealer. Well worth the $100k.
June 2, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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The problem with quotes on Twitter is that you can never tell if theyre genuine

Socrates 399 BC

June 2, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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Today’s Canadian painting is “Southern Ontario Hills” painted by Franklin Carmichael in 1935. Just a reminder, you can find out more about these painters and see more examples of their work by searching through your browser.
June 1, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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Comfort.
My @smh @theage cartoon.
Single frame. Interior with fancy windows, chandelier, empire wardrobe and ENORMOUS red velvet cushion with golden trim serving as bed to couple and cat. Cushion marked “$3million plus Super.” Mrs is sitting up and reading, oblivious; Mr in pyjamas is crawling forward to address ATO rep standing at foot of cushion/bed. “You people would deprive us of a little comfort in our old age?!
May 29, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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This week's heavy winds have washed up hundreds of massive barrel jellyfish on the west coast of Arran - the 12yo is demonstrating just how large this one is!
May 29, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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May 28, 2025 at 11:23 AM