Michael
thecommonsense.bsky.social
Michael
@thecommonsense.bsky.social
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How does it feel when you cross a melon with a cauliflower?
Melancholy.
November 25, 2025 at 7:31 AM
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My buddy said he threw a stick five miles and his dog managed to find it and bring it back... Seems a bit far-fetched!
November 18, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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I'm reading a book about WD-40. It's non-friction.
November 19, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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2015: My spirit animal is a wolf.

2025: My spirit animal is a dumpster that is on fire.
November 14, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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NGC 6188 and NGC 6193 in Ara - From Rolf Wahl Olsen - https://flic.kr/p/cgYXQu
November 14, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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I just started a business where we specialize in weighing tiny objects. It's a small-scale operation.
November 13, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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Those of us in the Pacific Northwest are bracing for "King Tides" today. I shot this in 2024 during King Tides; the best clamming tides.

North Head #LightHouse on the hill at Cape Disappointment. Graveyard of the Pacific in Washington State.

#ClassicMono #UrbanGaze #EastCoastKin #Photography
November 5, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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A distant relative left me his Dairy Farm.

Not exactly what I wanted,,but I’m going to milk it for everything I can get!

#dadjokes
June 17, 2025 at 11:29 AM
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A waitress screamed Does anyone know CPR?

I shouted Hell, I know the whole alphabet

Everyone laughed..

Well everyone except this one guy.
June 16, 2025 at 7:31 AM
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EPIC response.
June 15, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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I dated a one legged girl who worked at a brewery.

She was in charge of the hops.
June 16, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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Crows are so smart.
June 14, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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Told this patient who swallowed a watch to keep himself busy, take laxatives and drink lots of prune juice.

Anything to pass the time.

#dadjokes
June 15, 2025 at 9:19 AM
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Ive just bought 8 venison legs for $30.

Does anyone think thats two deer?
June 14, 2025 at 7:31 AM
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Had a terrible nightmare about pancakes last night.

I was tossing and turning all night long!

#dadjokes
June 8, 2025 at 7:15 AM
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Ah, the golden age.
June 5, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Most people become seismologists
thru no fault of their own RS
June 2, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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June 2, 2025 at 10:30 AM
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I am now the proud owner of a Tesla Cybertruck. Drove over a puddle and only three of the doors have begun to rust. A butterfly flew into the windshield, which created severe cracks but it did NOT break. Pre-installed GPS app provides directions to my nearest ketamine dealer. Well worth the $100k.
June 2, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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The problem with quotes on Twitter is that you can never tell if theyre genuine

Socrates 399 BC

June 2, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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Today’s Canadian painting is “Southern Ontario Hills” painted by Franklin Carmichael in 1935. Just a reminder, you can find out more about these painters and see more examples of their work by searching through your browser.
June 1, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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Comfort.
My @smh @theage cartoon.
May 29, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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This week's heavy winds have washed up hundreds of massive barrel jellyfish on the west coast of Arran - the 12yo is demonstrating just how large this one is!
May 29, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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May 28, 2025 at 11:23 AM