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Selvaseelan Selvarajah
@drselvarajah.bsky.social
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Just a GP (primary care physician) in East London, UK with a few other roles.
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Police are investigating why the plaque on the wall outside the Colgate head office, keeps disappearing.

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February 15, 2026 at 8:41 PM
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I forgot to pay my monthly subscription to the Scrabble Club.

They are now sending me threatening letters.

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February 5, 2026 at 6:09 PM
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I just ran a marathon in Sweden.

I knew I was lost when I crossed the Finnish line.

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February 3, 2026 at 10:18 PM
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Still annoyed at my school mates for voting me as “most likely to hold a grudge.”

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February 1, 2026 at 8:19 PM
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Did you know that the earthworm is only there to make sure that the other worms don't get electrocuted?

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January 31, 2026 at 12:04 PM
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I’ve realised I’m not a fan of lemon preserve.

It’s just a curd to me.

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January 28, 2026 at 8:25 PM
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I went to see my doctor about my blocked ears.

She gave me some drops and told me to put two drops in my beers every night.

Sadly I still can't hear much.

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January 27, 2026 at 7:45 PM
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The Invisible Man and the invisible Woman got married.

No idea what they saw in each other.

I hear the kids are nothing to look at either.

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January 24, 2026 at 12:30 PM
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Someone just tried to get me to steal fishing tackle.

But, I didn’t take the bait.

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January 22, 2026 at 10:07 PM
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Nearly finished my sandwich making course.

Tomorrow it's my final eggs ham.

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January 20, 2026 at 3:53 PM
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Went around and bought five watches the other day.

I have a lot of time on my hands.

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January 18, 2026 at 11:04 PM
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My New Year’s resolution is to be more punctual.

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January 17, 2026 at 10:13 PM
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I thought that I heard someone say “hello” in Arabic.

But, it was a false salaam.

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January 16, 2026 at 8:32 PM
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I used to be addicted to soap.

I'm clean now!

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January 15, 2026 at 12:25 AM
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My chiropractor has a lot of appointments this week.

She’s seeing patients back to back.

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January 11, 2026 at 9:32 PM
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My mate’s wife is a funeral director. They have two vehicles.

His and Hearse.

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January 10, 2026 at 7:42 PM
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I saw a chicken at the gym yesterday….

working on his pecks.

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January 8, 2026 at 6:05 PM
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BREAKING NEWS.

A Parisian has fallen through the roof of a bakery.

He is believed to be in a lot of pain.

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January 6, 2026 at 6:59 PM
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Is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?

Or, is it just one of Granny's myths?

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January 5, 2026 at 9:59 PM
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Two bed bugs fell in love and are getting married in the spring.

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January 2, 2026 at 11:11 PM
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Still remember 2025 like it was yesterday.

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January 1, 2026 at 10:31 PM
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Before I start drinking and forget what day it is ….

I want to wish everyone a happy St Patrick's Day!

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January 1, 2026 at 12:08 AM
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Someone phoned me sneezed then hung up.

These cold calls are a nuisance.

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December 30, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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The inventor of cheap wrapping paper has sadly passed away.

RIP

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December 29, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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My New Year’s resolution is to buy a massive Velcro wall.

And I plan on sticking to it.

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December 28, 2025 at 6:25 PM