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Selvaseelan Selvarajah
@drselvarajah.bsky.social
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Just a GP (primary care physician) in East London, UK with a few other roles.
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drselvarajah.bsky.social
For the record...

I don't own a turntable.

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November 13, 2025 at 9:05 PM
drselvarajah.bsky.social
I just can't believe that I was sacked from the Calendar factory after all the extra days I put in.

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November 12, 2025 at 10:59 PM
drselvarajah.bsky.social
Typewriter for sale.

Perfe t working ondition.

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November 11, 2025 at 11:04 PM
drselvarajah.bsky.social
I've heard rumours about Greggs starting deliveries using drones.

It all sounds a bit 'pie in the sky' to me.

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November 10, 2025 at 9:48 PM
drselvarajah.bsky.social
Just want to say that since I had surgery on my neck I have never looked back.

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November 7, 2025 at 10:30 PM
drselvarajah.bsky.social
I've got a job in a salt and pepper factory.

It’s just seasonal work.

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November 6, 2025 at 10:23 PM
drselvarajah.bsky.social
Dear Mrs. Stone,

As usual we are declining your offer to donate blood.

Best regards

The Blood bank

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November 5, 2025 at 10:33 PM
drselvarajah.bsky.social
I was so close to winning the World's Most Congested Nose competition.

But I blew it at the last minute!

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November 4, 2025 at 8:34 PM
drselvarajah.bsky.social
My mate has been proposed by two women.

One makes incredible pancakes. The other writes beautiful poetry.

Not sure if he should marry for batter or for verse?

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November 3, 2025 at 8:04 PM
drselvarajah.bsky.social
I hired a handyman today and gave him a list of things to do.

When I got home he'd only done tasks 1,3, & 5.

Turns out he only does odd jobs.

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November 2, 2025 at 10:32 PM
drselvarajah.bsky.social
There has been much debate as to the best field event in the Olympics as of late.

Discus.

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November 2, 2025 at 12:02 AM
drselvarajah.bsky.social
The best underwear jokes are....

brief!

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October 30, 2025 at 11:06 PM
drselvarajah.bsky.social
I dropped a tub of margarine on my foot two weeks ago.

I can’t believe it’s not better.

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October 29, 2025 at 11:18 PM
drselvarajah.bsky.social
Getting my kite stuck in the tree isn’t the worst thing that happened to me today.

But it’s definitely up there.

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October 28, 2025 at 9:04 PM
drselvarajah.bsky.social
My doctor told me to get some professional help.

So I'm looking for a Butler, a Maid and a Chauffeur.

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October 27, 2025 at 8:49 PM
drselvarajah.bsky.social
Just heard that a man collapsed on the ferris wheel at the local fair.

Doctors say he is slowly coming around.

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October 26, 2025 at 9:39 PM
drselvarajah.bsky.social
In a restaurant my phone kept receiving pictures of stews & casseroles.

Then it dawned on me - I was connected to a wireless hotpot.

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October 25, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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Dropped a tenner today and chased it for miles.

I never caught it but at least I had a good run for my money!

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October 24, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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Just spent 8 hours in A & E.

I fell off the roof at IKEA, and got my legs wedged in the sign.

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October 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
drselvarajah.bsky.social
Dog Walkers.

Worst flavour of crisps, ever.

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October 22, 2025 at 9:23 PM
drselvarajah.bsky.social
I Went to see the worst faith healer ever last night.

He was so bad, a man in a wheelchair got up and walked out.

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October 20, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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I’m thinking about starting a welding club if anyone wants to join...

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October 19, 2025 at 7:51 PM
drselvarajah.bsky.social
I'm giving up my Ballroom Dance Classes.

It just feels like one step forward and two steps back!

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October 16, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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I once worked as a mannequin in a clothing store.

I held that position for quite a long time.

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October 15, 2025 at 8:55 PM
drselvarajah.bsky.social
I've just been offered the lead role in a new movie about heavy metal.

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October 14, 2025 at 4:53 PM