Yeah I’m sitting here at work on a Saturday making Staircase owl jokes to myself while watching S3 of The Witcher. I’m the finest mind of 2020-2023
November 2, 2024 at 3:42 PM
Yeah I’m sitting here at work on a Saturday making Staircase owl jokes to myself while watching S3 of The Witcher. I’m the finest mind of 2020-2023
I hate gay people - what do you mean you’ve come as the guy who didn’t make the chains wet on the Nostromo?
October 31, 2024 at 8:26 PM
I hate gay people - what do you mean you’ve come as the guy who didn’t make the chains wet on the Nostromo?
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Oh my God, this photo of a costume from the Fort Greene dog costume contest of Mayor Adams on a Turkish Airlines flight! 🤣🤣🤣 (Photo by Gabrielle Holtermann for Brooklyn Paper)
October 29, 2024 at 1:15 PM
Oh my God, this photo of a costume from the Fort Greene dog costume contest of Mayor Adams on a Turkish Airlines flight! 🤣🤣🤣 (Photo by Gabrielle Holtermann for Brooklyn Paper)
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ive had 4 beautiful women say to me Thank you. Thank you for coming to the halloween party as White Urkel , and Challenging the idea of Race
October 26, 2024 at 8:05 PM
ive had 4 beautiful women say to me Thank you. Thank you for coming to the halloween party as White Urkel , and Challenging the idea of Race
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for years scholars wondered how many toddlers you can run over with tanks before your country is considered "Bad" . probably about 4 million
October 26, 2024 at 5:20 PM
for years scholars wondered how many toddlers you can run over with tanks before your country is considered "Bad" . probably about 4 million
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![Interivew with Carl Reiner and mel brooks about their friendship:
REINER Yeah, we got that big screen [gestures to incredibly large flat-screen monitor] to look at television.
Q. So you come here, Mel, and you watch TV together?
BROOKS Almost every night. He’s got a wonderful housekeeper-cook and we decide on a menu and a movie.
Q. What did you watch most recently?
BROOKS We watched last night “The Peacemaker.” With Nicole Kidman and, come on. [He gestures to Mr. Reiner.]
REINER George Clooney.
BROOKS Right. It was two and a half stars at the most. Good performances, very silly, you know.
REINER We look for movies with the line “Secure the perimeter.”
BROOKS Yeah, we like movies that say, “Secure the perimeter” and/or “You better get some rest.”
REINER “Lock all doors!”
BROOKS “I want a five-block seal!”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:r335dcuzq7ta2fmsb2gk4dgn/bafkreiedzfvzpn6vjfmdnh53qypvfbz5jamzupo5rrysifikxyie5y77qy@jpeg)
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When I encounter myself as a different colored cursor because I have the Google Doc open in two tabs
December 21, 2023 at 10:09 PM
When I encounter myself as a different colored cursor because I have the Google Doc open in two tabs
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wes streeting being rabidly opposed to trans medicine in the name of safeguarding then turning around and forcing people on unwanted dieting drugs isn't a contradiction at all!
those people believe bodies belong to the state, and that the state's function is to lend bodies to capital
those people believe bodies belong to the state, and that the state's function is to lend bodies to capital
October 16, 2024 at 11:19 AM
wes streeting being rabidly opposed to trans medicine in the name of safeguarding then turning around and forcing people on unwanted dieting drugs isn't a contradiction at all!
those people believe bodies belong to the state, and that the state's function is to lend bodies to capital
those people believe bodies belong to the state, and that the state's function is to lend bodies to capital
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In the last 24 hours Israel has bombed a school, burned people alive in tents outside of a hospital, and used chemical weapons on UN peacekeepers. It's a radical position in the United States to oppose this, shared by about 4 elected officials.
October 14, 2024 at 2:43 AM
In the last 24 hours Israel has bombed a school, burned people alive in tents outside of a hospital, and used chemical weapons on UN peacekeepers. It's a radical position in the United States to oppose this, shared by about 4 elected officials.
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MULDER: what i’m proposing, Scully, is that the body ITSELF could be keeping the score…
October 9, 2024 at 1:22 AM
MULDER: what i’m proposing, Scully, is that the body ITSELF could be keeping the score…
This is the funniest and best video game streaming - @tomwalker.bsky.social is a genius
Streamer playing through GTA IV with traffic speed at max: "If life is suffering, why not choose more suffering -- and more life?"
aftermath.site/grand-theft-...
aftermath.site/grand-theft-...
October 4, 2024 at 2:52 PM
This is the funniest and best video game streaming - @tomwalker.bsky.social is a genius
All dogs love Derek
October 4, 2024 at 8:04 AM
All dogs love Derek
Me against the haters
"SERIES 78, AERO SPACE DEFENSE COMMAND BOX 1 OF 2 V-0092," slide 25 of 38 [gallery]
October 3, 2024 at 7:37 AM
Me against the haters
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Being dared to come out by @devononearth.bsky.social and called a pussy if I don’t do it is a chef’s kiss to this latest episode
September 30, 2024 at 4:35 PM
Being dared to come out by @devononearth.bsky.social and called a pussy if I don’t do it is a chef’s kiss to this latest episode
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crown prince mohammed bin salman we need your help to buy back the disco elysium ip
September 26, 2024 at 6:26 PM
crown prince mohammed bin salman we need your help to buy back the disco elysium ip
*through gritted teeth, after getting bullied on the way to work by some 15 yr olds* The Kids Are Alright
September 23, 2024 at 11:52 AM
*through gritted teeth, after getting bullied on the way to work by some 15 yr olds* The Kids Are Alright
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drive safe! | patreon.com/lubchansky
September 16, 2024 at 1:58 PM
drive safe! | patreon.com/lubchansky
A skill I would like to acquire is the ability to keep talking when I get interrupted.
September 14, 2024 at 2:38 PM
A skill I would like to acquire is the ability to keep talking when I get interrupted.
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everything in the world is a piece of shit. society is a Game. my cousin knows how to get ebay items for free
September 5, 2024 at 4:47 AM
everything in the world is a piece of shit. society is a Game. my cousin knows how to get ebay items for free