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theboynoodle
@theboynoodle.bsky.social
· Nov 19
I see that various real people have arrived on this future hellsite. So here’s a life update:
Still in Melbourne Australia. Family of two cats and two idiots. Moving to the country next year (will have garden and donkeys).
Generally prefer to STFU on the socials. But I’m watching you fuckers.
Still in Melbourne Australia. Family of two cats and two idiots. Moving to the country next year (will have garden and donkeys).
Generally prefer to STFU on the socials. But I’m watching you fuckers.
Sometimes I think I can’t hate these people any more.. but I can. I always can.
December 20, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Sometimes I think I can’t hate these people any more.. but I can. I always can.
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I planned my FIL's funeral and now I get monthly newsletters about the newest trends in burials as if I'm some serial killer.
December 15, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I planned my FIL's funeral and now I get monthly newsletters about the newest trends in burials as if I'm some serial killer.
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“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
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always looking for a more inclusive version of "ladies and gentlemen"
November 21, 2025 at 4:55 AM
always looking for a more inclusive version of "ladies and gentlemen"
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🎵To the place
🎵Where I belong
🎵East midlands
🎵Just the east bit
🎵Couple of leisure centres
🎵Couple of pubs
🎵Where I belong
🎵East midlands
🎵Just the east bit
🎵Couple of leisure centres
🎵Couple of pubs
November 14, 2025 at 11:21 AM
🎵To the place
🎵Where I belong
🎵East midlands
🎵Just the east bit
🎵Couple of leisure centres
🎵Couple of pubs
🎵Where I belong
🎵East midlands
🎵Just the east bit
🎵Couple of leisure centres
🎵Couple of pubs
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Politicians these days smh
September 15, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Politicians these days smh
UK officially much dumber than Australia. Impressive.
June 12, 2025 at 8:13 AM
UK officially much dumber than Australia. Impressive.
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TOP TEN CAT BREEDS
1. Honey Glazed Babydoot
2. Angel Bimp
3. Curiosity Rover
4. Legendary Porch Gremlin
5. Eastern Dreamy Peanut
6. Kevin
7. Loaf+ (subscription only)
8. Detective Nosey Primbus
9. Creeper SURPRISE
10. Humble Trashlord
1. Honey Glazed Babydoot
2. Angel Bimp
3. Curiosity Rover
4. Legendary Porch Gremlin
5. Eastern Dreamy Peanut
6. Kevin
7. Loaf+ (subscription only)
8. Detective Nosey Primbus
9. Creeper SURPRISE
10. Humble Trashlord
September 8, 2023 at 1:19 AM
TOP TEN CAT BREEDS
1. Honey Glazed Babydoot
2. Angel Bimp
3. Curiosity Rover
4. Legendary Porch Gremlin
5. Eastern Dreamy Peanut
6. Kevin
7. Loaf+ (subscription only)
8. Detective Nosey Primbus
9. Creeper SURPRISE
10. Humble Trashlord
1. Honey Glazed Babydoot
2. Angel Bimp
3. Curiosity Rover
4. Legendary Porch Gremlin
5. Eastern Dreamy Peanut
6. Kevin
7. Loaf+ (subscription only)
8. Detective Nosey Primbus
9. Creeper SURPRISE
10. Humble Trashlord
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Did you know that some of the older bollards in London are in fact repurposed cannon, many from the Napoleonic wars, some French, some British, although I don't think anyone can say for sure. Here's a picture of some dug up and laid flat. I love that the city I live in has so many ancient layers.
March 18, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Did you know that some of the older bollards in London are in fact repurposed cannon, many from the Napoleonic wars, some French, some British, although I don't think anyone can say for sure. Here's a picture of some dug up and laid flat. I love that the city I live in has so many ancient layers.
I know everything is awful etc, but I moved to the country and there’s a possum living in a helmet in my shed.
So not *quite* everything.
So not *quite* everything.
March 13, 2025 at 12:48 PM
I know everything is awful etc, but I moved to the country and there’s a possum living in a helmet in my shed.
So not *quite* everything.
So not *quite* everything.
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babe what if we kissed outside the temporary hospital for scurvy-ridden whalemen who had been trapped in the ice for months
March 12, 2025 at 6:38 PM
babe what if we kissed outside the temporary hospital for scurvy-ridden whalemen who had been trapped in the ice for months
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Goodnight m.youtube.com/watch?v=BzxJ...
R.E.M. - Perfect Circle [Live on Later... Presents R.E.M. 1998]
YouTube video by Luv Dup
m.youtube.com
February 20, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Goodnight m.youtube.com/watch?v=BzxJ...
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Tea drunk from a ceramic or china cup: perfect, wonderful experience, I waited all day for this, God's own beverage
Tea drunk from a cardboard or polystyrene cup: scalding, somehow both too watery & too tanniny, why does the devil want me dead personally
Tea drunk from a cardboard or polystyrene cup: scalding, somehow both too watery & too tanniny, why does the devil want me dead personally
February 14, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Tea drunk from a ceramic or china cup: perfect, wonderful experience, I waited all day for this, God's own beverage
Tea drunk from a cardboard or polystyrene cup: scalding, somehow both too watery & too tanniny, why does the devil want me dead personally
Tea drunk from a cardboard or polystyrene cup: scalding, somehow both too watery & too tanniny, why does the devil want me dead personally
Finally we are seen
January 17, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Finally we are seen
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Scrooge: You there, boy! What day is it?
ChatGPT: Days were invented by the Druids in 1974
ChatGPT: Days were invented by the Druids in 1974
December 25, 2024 at 8:20 PM
Scrooge: You there, boy! What day is it?
ChatGPT: Days were invented by the Druids in 1974
ChatGPT: Days were invented by the Druids in 1974
Reckon he thinks the telly is a tanning lamp.
December 3, 2024 at 2:39 AM
Reckon he thinks the telly is a tanning lamp.
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Remembering when my friend got banned from the Dogspotting Facebook post for repeatedly posting pictures of horses with the caption "big doggo"
November 30, 2024 at 12:43 PM
Remembering when my friend got banned from the Dogspotting Facebook post for repeatedly posting pictures of horses with the caption "big doggo"
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Just some ducklings, eating some lettuce whilst having a swim.
#ducklings
#ducklings
November 29, 2024 at 12:12 AM
Just some ducklings, eating some lettuce whilst having a swim.
#ducklings
#ducklings
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I see that various real people have arrived on this future hellsite. So here’s a life update:
Still in Melbourne Australia. Family of two cats and two idiots. Moving to the country next year (will have garden and donkeys).
Generally prefer to STFU on the socials. But I’m watching you fuckers.
Still in Melbourne Australia. Family of two cats and two idiots. Moving to the country next year (will have garden and donkeys).
Generally prefer to STFU on the socials. But I’m watching you fuckers.
November 19, 2024 at 12:10 AM
I see that various real people have arrived on this future hellsite. So here’s a life update:
Still in Melbourne Australia. Family of two cats and two idiots. Moving to the country next year (will have garden and donkeys).
Generally prefer to STFU on the socials. But I’m watching you fuckers.
Still in Melbourne Australia. Family of two cats and two idiots. Moving to the country next year (will have garden and donkeys).
Generally prefer to STFU on the socials. But I’m watching you fuckers.
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Also, part of the reason we did bought InfoWars is because people on Bluesky told us it would be funny to buy InfoWars. And those people were right. This is the funniest thing that has ever happened.
November 14, 2024 at 2:35 PM
Also, part of the reason we did bought InfoWars is because people on Bluesky told us it would be funny to buy InfoWars. And those people were right. This is the funniest thing that has ever happened.
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My friend just described the next three days as the equivalent of being in an airport lounge — calories don’t count, money doesn’t matter and no one is judging you for having a beer at 10am.
Yup.
Yup.
November 4, 2024 at 7:43 PM
My friend just described the next three days as the equivalent of being in an airport lounge — calories don’t count, money doesn’t matter and no one is judging you for having a beer at 10am.
Yup.
Yup.
Can’t wait for the series finale of Democracy.
etc.
etc.
November 5, 2024 at 1:19 AM
Can’t wait for the series finale of Democracy.
etc.
etc.
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I do not even want to answer calls on my phone.
September 7, 2024 at 8:14 AM
I do not even want to answer calls on my phone.