mads
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the thing about the judiciary handing the keys over to Trump is that they're unelected philosopher kings and why would they give that up
February 14, 2025 at 6:29 PM
the thing about the judiciary handing the keys over to Trump is that they're unelected philosopher kings and why would they give that up
look the problem is that you're only going to get so much integrity from influential attorneys bc success in the legal field requires self interest to the point of amorality
February 14, 2025 at 8:23 PM
look the problem is that you're only going to get so much integrity from influential attorneys bc success in the legal field requires self interest to the point of amorality
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that room was full of the most land-on-your feet attorneys in the country. the only reason to stay in *this* public integrity section after today is because you want to be there.
February 14, 2025 at 6:35 PM
that room was full of the most land-on-your feet attorneys in the country. the only reason to stay in *this* public integrity section after today is because you want to be there.
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me: death to america
me, when america is dying: wait not like that
me, when america is dying: wait not like that
February 2, 2025 at 6:06 PM
me: death to america
me, when america is dying: wait not like that
me, when america is dying: wait not like that
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Dear journalists: Now, more than ever,
✨The lawyers need to see the actual court filings.✨
Yes, I know you summarized. Yes, I know your non-attorney readers don't care.
But we need to see the documents. The actual documents.
If you're pulling docs from PACER, use RECAP & give us a link. Please.
✨The lawyers need to see the actual court filings.✨
Yes, I know you summarized. Yes, I know your non-attorney readers don't care.
But we need to see the documents. The actual documents.
If you're pulling docs from PACER, use RECAP & give us a link. Please.
February 2, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Dear journalists: Now, more than ever,
✨The lawyers need to see the actual court filings.✨
Yes, I know you summarized. Yes, I know your non-attorney readers don't care.
But we need to see the documents. The actual documents.
If you're pulling docs from PACER, use RECAP & give us a link. Please.
✨The lawyers need to see the actual court filings.✨
Yes, I know you summarized. Yes, I know your non-attorney readers don't care.
But we need to see the documents. The actual documents.
If you're pulling docs from PACER, use RECAP & give us a link. Please.
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I for one think it’s shameful that Donald Trump likes crashing planes into each other to appease the whims of the many-tongued Blood Emperor that runs through his twisting and inhuman veins
January 30, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I for one think it’s shameful that Donald Trump likes crashing planes into each other to appease the whims of the many-tongued Blood Emperor that runs through his twisting and inhuman veins
<reading moby dick for the fifteenth time> the whale is a metaphor... for whales
January 30, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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this might not be “politically correct” and possibly even “offensive” but if you voted for and support an HRT ban at any age i hope you live a very short life
Donald Trump has just released a national under 18 trans care ban executive order. I am working through specifically how it tries to do this, and will live tweet here section by section as I read through it.
It is not yet on the website, but has been released via press release.
It is not yet on the website, but has been released via press release.
January 28, 2025 at 10:40 PM
this might not be “politically correct” and possibly even “offensive” but if you voted for and support an HRT ban at any age i hope you live a very short life
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*law school professor voice*: You can't just claim that the Torment Nexus is normatively wrong. Left-leaning people like me should assume good faith by those suggesting the Nexus is constitutional & engage with their arguments.
January 24, 2025 at 8:27 PM
*law school professor voice*: You can't just claim that the Torment Nexus is normatively wrong. Left-leaning people like me should assume good faith by those suggesting the Nexus is constitutional & engage with their arguments.
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My lawyer hot take is that the lawyers defending the birthright citizenship EO should be driven from the practice. They shouldn't know a day's rest and should never get to practice law again.
January 23, 2025 at 11:27 PM
My lawyer hot take is that the lawyers defending the birthright citizenship EO should be driven from the practice. They shouldn't know a day's rest and should never get to practice law again.
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Why liberals hate leftists
January 22, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Why liberals hate leftists
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For everyone following me from a law starter pack, I hate the law.
November 14, 2024 at 4:25 AM
For everyone following me from a law starter pack, I hate the law.
when i say do not go to law school that shit is not a joke. DO NOT GO TO LAW SCHOOL.
December 12, 2024 at 6:09 AM
when i say do not go to law school that shit is not a joke. DO NOT GO TO LAW SCHOOL.
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west coast as a mental illness
December 9, 2024 at 10:10 PM
west coast as a mental illness
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I want that Italian twink back on the streets IMMEDIATELY
December 9, 2024 at 10:42 PM
I want that Italian twink back on the streets IMMEDIATELY
everyone saying that it "doesn't make sense" that the shooter would still have his gun and fake ids on him - i have terrible news about just how stupid most crime is
December 9, 2024 at 11:40 PM
everyone saying that it "doesn't make sense" that the shooter would still have his gun and fake ids on him - i have terrible news about just how stupid most crime is
"what did you expect from a vigilante terrorist?" sorry for imagining a world where a leftist was capable of action for once 🙄
December 9, 2024 at 11:33 PM
"what did you expect from a vigilante terrorist?" sorry for imagining a world where a leftist was capable of action for once 🙄
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explaining to my angry client that when i called this an open and shut case what i meant was i didn't really spend any time working on it
June 8, 2024 at 12:11 PM
explaining to my angry client that when i called this an open and shut case what i meant was i didn't really spend any time working on it
everyone talking about trump 24 let me just say: THE LAW WILL NOT SAVE US
December 8, 2024 at 6:05 PM
everyone talking about trump 24 let me just say: THE LAW WILL NOT SAVE US
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Y'all said it was social murder when people bullied that dumb wet transphobic bitch Jamelle Bouie into taking a temporary break from this stupid app.
No, social murder is when your insurance denies you even a bed to die in after you get terminal cancer working at the Poison Factory.
No, social murder is when your insurance denies you even a bed to die in after you get terminal cancer working at the Poison Factory.
cool that people are finding out the actual definition of "Social Murder" because I've seen a lot of people on here especially imply that it means "when people are angry with one person online"
December 6, 2024 at 12:51 AM
Y'all said it was social murder when people bullied that dumb wet transphobic bitch Jamelle Bouie into taking a temporary break from this stupid app.
No, social murder is when your insurance denies you even a bed to die in after you get terminal cancer working at the Poison Factory.
No, social murder is when your insurance denies you even a bed to die in after you get terminal cancer working at the Poison Factory.
j'ai acheté une demi baguette ce matin et le mec l'a coupée en deux avant de me la donner vdm il faut que je quitte ce pays de merde
December 6, 2024 at 7:43 PM
j'ai acheté une demi baguette ce matin et le mec l'a coupée en deux avant de me la donner vdm il faut que je quitte ce pays de merde