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Once was Notorious DIG on the Common Man Progrum. Bad golfer, one-differenter #Vikings #Timberwolves #Wild #Twins #Gophers 👽👀
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cereal: enjoy a bowl of me for breakfast

me: ok

cereal: (innocently) i’m so yummy, have another bowl

me: ok

cereal: (now wearing evil mustache) you're not done yet you son of a bitch
December 12, 2024 at 1:28 PM
Watch Into the Wild
I'm tired of "feel good" movies. I wanna watch something that absolutely ruins my life.
December 12, 2024 at 11:21 PM
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we @nafmcpodcast.bsky.social need your favourite holiday movie recommendations. comment below and the winner can make da quiz!
December 12, 2024 at 8:06 PM
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NEW @nafmcpodcast.bsky.social w/ HOME ALONE 2
-sport sunglasses
-kate’s homer car
-booby traps
-jokes per minute
-petite waist and no shelf
-skeleton eyes
-james
-rizzler grinch
-quiz, medals and ratings

open.spotify.com/episode/7DHJ...

podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/t...
December 12, 2024 at 9:27 PM
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4 dentists: this toothpaste is a fine addition to your oral hygiene journey

5th dentist: reach for that cop’s gun lol
December 7, 2024 at 2:37 PM
Team guy, plays both sides of the ball, and plays his ass off. Give him all of the awards #SKOL
Making the case for #Vikings Jonathan Greenard’s first All-Pro selection🥇

Greenard’s ranks this season:

▪️ 1st in pressures (60)
▪️ 1st in hurries (45)
▪️ T-4th in sacks (10.0)
▪️ 12th in EDGE pass rush win rate (18%)
▪️ 4th in EDGE run stop win rate (33%)

#Skol
December 6, 2024 at 8:02 PM
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Flowers
December 3, 2024 at 12:50 AM
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[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
July 3, 2023 at 4:13 PM
At the Dusty Slay show, having a good time!
November 24, 2024 at 1:18 AM
Hey @bsky.app we need a 'block re-skeets' button
November 23, 2024 at 3:08 PM
My coworker said this is happening because California votes democrat. Probably true...
Bomb Cyclone Fujiwhara 🌀🌀

Yes, those are real words. Another area of low pressure is rapidly deepening off the Pacific coast, this time spinning around the first “bomb cyclone” to the north to eventually become the stronger system of the two.
November 22, 2024 at 4:40 PM
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A Canadian cult classic and it's not in French! We watched FUBAR on @nafmcpodcast.bsky.social

Join Paul Spence's mother @murrman5.bsky.social , Tron's wife @thenatewolf.bsky.social & Ferrell @ladybroseph.bsky.social.

We have fun and are good at podcasting.

open.spotify.com/episode/5CLk...
FUBAR (2002)
open.spotify.com
November 21, 2024 at 11:37 PM
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Hope u like sick skeets
November 20, 2024 at 6:50 PM
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[giving my statement to cop] its not the first time I've caught him on my property
[mailman giving his] I dont think he knows how mail works
November 18, 2024 at 6:50 PM
Nightmare blunt rotation
Make America Healthy Again lasted less than a Scaramucci
November 17, 2024 at 9:49 PM
8-2 feels good #skol 😈🏈🔥🔥🔥
Took out the Titans.

#Skol
November 17, 2024 at 9:47 PM
Got my nacho cheese dip on. BBQ chicken in the other slow cooker. Vikings jersey on 💪

Ready to cheer on my Vikings and eat awesome trashy food. Let's get to 8-2 today!

#SKOL

🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈
😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈
November 17, 2024 at 5:10 PM
Me circa 2009
November 16, 2024 at 5:31 PM
Imagine going in front of the school board and many other people to argue that you are being oppressed because your kids don't want you to use a specific slur. She should be embarrassed, but I doubt she is...
classy stuff at the latest school board meeting in my hometown of Forest Lake, Minnesota (the same town Pete Hegseth is from)

these people are more emboldened than ever to be their absolute worst selves
November 16, 2024 at 4:59 PM
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The harlem globetrotters are in my kitchen and they won’t give me back my bagel
November 15, 2024 at 8:31 PM
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editing photos. drop a selfie and i’ll do something fun with it. tips are always appreciated. linktree tagged below. 🫶
November 15, 2024 at 3:07 AM
Got an opportunity to meet one of my heroes last night and he didn't disappoint. Hardwick was hilarious and Acme Comedy Company is a top notch venue for stand-up ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
November 16, 2024 at 2:52 PM
NFL: Vikings (duh) 😈😈😈😈😈
NBA: Timberpuppies 🐺🔥🔥🔥
NHL: Wild 🏒🏒🏒
MLB: Twins 🙄🙄🙄
COLLEGE: Gophers 😭

This is why I am the way I am...
NBA: Timberwolves
NFL: Vikings
NHL: Wild
College: Michigan
You couldn't pay me to care about soccer or baseball.
NBA: Grizz
NFL: chaos
NHL: Thrashers
College: Florida
MLB: no
WNBA: Dream
Soccer: you will never walk alone
November 15, 2024 at 8:53 PM
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The first of weekly invitations to join our friendship team if you like movies.

This week we discuss Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers.

@nafmcpodcast.bsky.social

open.spotify.com/episode/30ZL...
November 15, 2024 at 5:14 PM
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Good morning. 👋 This makes me giggle every time I see it.😅
November 15, 2024 at 2:53 PM