Ben
@thebeedub.bsky.social
Dogs. Records. Food.
Still searching for a sock I lost in 1996.
Still searching for a sock I lost in 1996.
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Make it a December to remember by setting their house on fire
December 15, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Make it a December to remember by setting their house on fire
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I’m sorry, it’s just that the last time I saw you, you were a veterinarian.
December 14, 2025 at 6:17 AM
I’m sorry, it’s just that the last time I saw you, you were a veterinarian.
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Stages of holiday shopping
1. Plenty of time
2. Gifts for myself
3. Oh no
1. Plenty of time
2. Gifts for myself
3. Oh no
December 13, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Stages of holiday shopping
1. Plenty of time
2. Gifts for myself
3. Oh no
1. Plenty of time
2. Gifts for myself
3. Oh no
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All day snow storm with nowhere to be.
December 13, 2025 at 6:36 PM
All day snow storm with nowhere to be.
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Sorry, I’m not as good at being cruel as you are
December 13, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Sorry, I’m not as good at being cruel as you are
As far as fake butter goes, Waffle House has the best there is
December 6, 2025 at 6:50 PM
As far as fake butter goes, Waffle House has the best there is
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Him: I just want ONE pizza
Me: [orders four wood fire pizzas, two rosemary focaccia bread and a Caesar salad with chicken]
Me: [orders four wood fire pizzas, two rosemary focaccia bread and a Caesar salad with chicken]
December 6, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Him: I just want ONE pizza
Me: [orders four wood fire pizzas, two rosemary focaccia bread and a Caesar salad with chicken]
Me: [orders four wood fire pizzas, two rosemary focaccia bread and a Caesar salad with chicken]
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When you bury me can you leave one leg out of the casket so I don't get hot?
December 6, 2025 at 2:30 PM
When you bury me can you leave one leg out of the casket so I don't get hot?
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Once you can put in a zipper, no one can stop you. You can put a zipper anywhere. I mean, look at pencil cases.
December 6, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Once you can put in a zipper, no one can stop you. You can put a zipper anywhere. I mean, look at pencil cases.
Mabel always makes time for sunbeams
December 3, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Mabel always makes time for sunbeams
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Put new batteries in the TV remote. I am unstoppable.
November 29, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Put new batteries in the TV remote. I am unstoppable.
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About ready to take a picture of the lawn chair so you can see how much snow we got.
November 29, 2025 at 9:33 PM
About ready to take a picture of the lawn chair so you can see how much snow we got.
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I saw a video of a lady doing a strawberry shortcake doll haul from an estate sale and one of the comments said, I vaguely remember them smelling like fruit. Vaguely? That’s their whole thing. And friendship, but mostly fruit.
November 30, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I saw a video of a lady doing a strawberry shortcake doll haul from an estate sale and one of the comments said, I vaguely remember them smelling like fruit. Vaguely? That’s their whole thing. And friendship, but mostly fruit.
People who love to tell you about their air fryer are the cross fitters of cooking
November 29, 2025 at 10:27 PM
People who love to tell you about their air fryer are the cross fitters of cooking
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The Great Pistachio Shelling Injury of 2025.
November 27, 2025 at 1:36 PM
The Great Pistachio Shelling Injury of 2025.
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You can fit more pie in if you orient the taper of the wedge properly
November 27, 2025 at 2:11 PM
You can fit more pie in if you orient the taper of the wedge properly
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Thinking about how one Thanksgiving, even though she had a million things to do, Gram invited me to sleep over cause “everyone should wake up to the smell of turkey in the oven at least once.”
November 27, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Thinking about how one Thanksgiving, even though she had a million things to do, Gram invited me to sleep over cause “everyone should wake up to the smell of turkey in the oven at least once.”
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my turkey day contribution: corn pudding!
November 27, 2025 at 2:14 PM
my turkey day contribution: corn pudding!
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An insulated gravy boat would fix me; I just know it.
November 26, 2025 at 7:30 PM
An insulated gravy boat would fix me; I just know it.
sausage ball season is upon us
November 26, 2025 at 10:30 PM
sausage ball season is upon us
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Dilemma: I can only find one pair of reading glasses and I need reading glasses to fix my reading glasses.
November 26, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Dilemma: I can only find one pair of reading glasses and I need reading glasses to fix my reading glasses.
it’s a soup for breakfast kind of week
November 26, 2025 at 2:14 PM
it’s a soup for breakfast kind of week
