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Ben
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Dogs. Records. Food.

Still searching for a sock I lost in 1996.
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Make it a December to remember by setting their house on fire
December 15, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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I’m sorry, it’s just that the last time I saw you, you were a veterinarian.
December 14, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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Stages of holiday shopping
1. Plenty of time
2. Gifts for myself
3. Oh no
December 13, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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All day snow storm with nowhere to be.
December 13, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Sorry, I’m not as good at being cruel as you are
December 13, 2025 at 7:08 PM
As far as fake butter goes, Waffle House has the best there is
December 6, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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Him: I just want ONE pizza

Me: [orders four wood fire pizzas, two rosemary focaccia bread and a Caesar salad with chicken]
December 6, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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When you bury me can you leave one leg out of the casket so I don't get hot?
December 6, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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Once you can put in a zipper, no one can stop you. You can put a zipper anywhere. I mean, look at pencil cases.
December 6, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Mabel always makes time for sunbeams
December 3, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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Put new batteries in the TV remote. I am unstoppable.
November 29, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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About ready to take a picture of the lawn chair so you can see how much snow we got.
November 29, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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I saw a video of a lady doing a strawberry shortcake doll haul from an estate sale and one of the comments said, I vaguely remember them smelling like fruit. Vaguely? That’s their whole thing. And friendship, but mostly fruit.
November 30, 2025 at 12:57 AM
People who love to tell you about their air fryer are the cross fitters of cooking
November 29, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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The Great Pistachio Shelling Injury of 2025.
November 27, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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You can fit more pie in if you orient the taper of the wedge properly
November 27, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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Thinking about how one Thanksgiving, even though she had a million things to do, Gram invited me to sleep over cause “everyone should wake up to the smell of turkey in the oven at least once.”
November 27, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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Cheeseball.
November 27, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Sit. Thank. Attack.
November 27, 2025 at 10:15 PM
my turkey day contribution: corn pudding!
November 27, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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An insulated gravy boat would fix me; I just know it.
November 26, 2025 at 7:30 PM
sausage ball season is upon us
November 26, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Dilemma: I can only find one pair of reading glasses and I need reading glasses to fix my reading glasses.
November 26, 2025 at 3:10 PM
it’s a soup for breakfast kind of week
November 26, 2025 at 2:14 PM
no YOU’RE skeptical
November 22, 2025 at 7:21 PM