@thebeardedone42.bsky.social
Honestly, thats a worse response than just acting like nothings there. That is a joke, and we know its a joke.
...unless that IS the real answer, in which case I now have questions about how weak he must be if he gets that demolished by HAND SHAKES.
...unless that IS the real answer, in which case I now have questions about how weak he must be if he gets that demolished by HAND SHAKES.
Leavitt: As for the bandages, we've given you an explanation about that in the past. The president is literally constantly shaking hands.
December 11, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Honestly, thats a worse response than just acting like nothings there. That is a joke, and we know its a joke.
...unless that IS the real answer, in which case I now have questions about how weak he must be if he gets that demolished by HAND SHAKES.
...unless that IS the real answer, in which case I now have questions about how weak he must be if he gets that demolished by HAND SHAKES.
Anti-fascism is your biggest concern.
...I mean, you said it, not me, bub. At least y'all being honest for once.
...I mean, you said it, not me, bub. At least y'all being honest for once.
GLASHEEN: Antifa is our primary concern right now. That's the most immediate violent threat we're facing
BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?
GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now
THOMPSON: What does that mean?
BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?
GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now
THOMPSON: What does that mean?
December 11, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Anti-fascism is your biggest concern.
...I mean, you said it, not me, bub. At least y'all being honest for once.
...I mean, you said it, not me, bub. At least y'all being honest for once.
Oh man, sounds rough. Good thing he and his crack team are putting plans together to turn this all around.
... *hold hand to earpiece*hold on, I'm receiving an update...
(Wait, it's a literal team of men on crack?).
...oh. I see. Nevermind folks, they're just gonna burn it all down.
... *hold hand to earpiece*hold on, I'm receiving an update...
(Wait, it's a literal team of men on crack?).
...oh. I see. Nevermind folks, they're just gonna burn it all down.
AP: ".. Only 31% of U.S. adults now approve of how Trump is handling the economy .. down from 40% in March and marks the lowest economic approval he's registered in an AP-NORC poll in his first or second term."
@apnews.com
apnews.com/article/trum...
@apnews.com
apnews.com/article/trum...
Trump's handling of the economy is at its lowest point in AP-NORC polling
A new AP-NORC poll finds President Donald Trump’s approval on the economy has fallen substantially since he reentered the White House.
apnews.com
December 11, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Oh man, sounds rough. Good thing he and his crack team are putting plans together to turn this all around.
... *hold hand to earpiece*hold on, I'm receiving an update...
(Wait, it's a literal team of men on crack?).
...oh. I see. Nevermind folks, they're just gonna burn it all down.
... *hold hand to earpiece*hold on, I'm receiving an update...
(Wait, it's a literal team of men on crack?).
...oh. I see. Nevermind folks, they're just gonna burn it all down.
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If your “representatives“ are refusing to represent you, do not vote for them.
December 10, 2025 at 2:21 AM
If your “representatives“ are refusing to represent you, do not vote for them.
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Eggnog is so good. That's it, that's the post.
December 10, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Eggnog is so good. That's it, that's the post.
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I can't decide if there's context to make sense of this, or if that would be the most truly cursed knowledge possible.
Seriously, you will not guess this one.
Seriously, you will not guess this one.
I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
December 9, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I can't decide if there's context to make sense of this, or if that would be the most truly cursed knowledge possible.
Seriously, you will not guess this one.
Seriously, you will not guess this one.
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This need to be one of the thjngs that gets drilled into folks the rest of their lives, even if/when the dust settles and things course correct.
May they never live this embarrassing shit down.
May they never live this embarrassing shit down.
i am never again going to let a conservative get away with complaining about the liberal nanny state because these assholes actually *are* the nagging, inappropriately intrusive boogeymen conservatives have been bleating about for my entire adult life, mind your fucking business
NEW: Dr. Oz is quite literally telling his federal employees to eat less.
“You don't have to try every cookie on the holiday table,” wrote Mehmet Oz in an email to all Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services employees.
“You don't have to try every cookie on the holiday table,” wrote Mehmet Oz in an email to all Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services employees.
December 8, 2025 at 10:41 PM
This need to be one of the thjngs that gets drilled into folks the rest of their lives, even if/when the dust settles and things course correct.
May they never live this embarrassing shit down.
May they never live this embarrassing shit down.
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The most important line in a solid piece by @iandunt.bsky.social
"And yet for all its flaws, Bluesky offers something which is becoming vanishingly rare in the modern world: a vision of life without the algorithm. What I see is what I have chosen to see. We own our own destiny on Bluesky."
"And yet for all its flaws, Bluesky offers something which is becoming vanishingly rare in the modern world: a vision of life without the algorithm. What I see is what I have chosen to see. We own our own destiny on Bluesky."
Thank God for Bluesky
A little love letter to the people who would not compromise with Nazis.
iandunt.substack.com
December 5, 2025 at 2:23 PM
The most important line in a solid piece by @iandunt.bsky.social
"And yet for all its flaws, Bluesky offers something which is becoming vanishingly rare in the modern world: a vision of life without the algorithm. What I see is what I have chosen to see. We own our own destiny on Bluesky."
"And yet for all its flaws, Bluesky offers something which is becoming vanishingly rare in the modern world: a vision of life without the algorithm. What I see is what I have chosen to see. We own our own destiny on Bluesky."
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this is cold blooded, calculated murder and Bradley should be court martialed and jailed for it
December 5, 2025 at 1:30 AM
this is cold blooded, calculated murder and Bradley should be court martialed and jailed for it
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blood thirsty maniac
Sen. Tom Cotton (R-Ark.), to reporters, after viewing video footage of the U.S. strikes on alleged drug boats in the Caribbean on Sept. 2:
"Righteous strikes." "Entirely lawful."
"Righteous strikes." "Entirely lawful."
December 4, 2025 at 5:50 PM
blood thirsty maniac
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This one has always stuck with me, from November 2012. Truly cursed with the gift of prophecy
December 4, 2025 at 4:56 AM
This one has always stuck with me, from November 2012. Truly cursed with the gift of prophecy
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If you ever wondered what GOP gerrymandering looks like in red states with blue cities, I present:
December 2, 2025 at 8:49 PM
If you ever wondered what GOP gerrymandering looks like in red states with blue cities, I present:
The wife and I have been going through Christmas specials/movies, and she suggested A Christmas Story, because she's never seen it.
"But I know you say it's not your favorite..."
"No, it's fine, you should see it at least once."
The first commercial break: "I get why this isn't your favorite."
"But I know you say it's not your favorite..."
"No, it's fine, you should see it at least once."
The first commercial break: "I get why this isn't your favorite."
December 3, 2025 at 3:14 AM
The wife and I have been going through Christmas specials/movies, and she suggested A Christmas Story, because she's never seen it.
"But I know you say it's not your favorite..."
"No, it's fine, you should see it at least once."
The first commercial break: "I get why this isn't your favorite."
"But I know you say it's not your favorite..."
"No, it's fine, you should see it at least once."
The first commercial break: "I get why this isn't your favorite."
I feel like this is a thing anyone can pick a spot at random and just laugh at.
My shot is the "gallery hall" and "main foyer".
...So, you just, like, have a wall to have a wall, but there's a door between them, even though they lead into the same "room".
Also, nice guest suite jackass.
My shot is the "gallery hall" and "main foyer".
...So, you just, like, have a wall to have a wall, but there's a door between them, even though they lead into the same "room".
Also, nice guest suite jackass.
December 1, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I feel like this is a thing anyone can pick a spot at random and just laugh at.
My shot is the "gallery hall" and "main foyer".
...So, you just, like, have a wall to have a wall, but there's a door between them, even though they lead into the same "room".
Also, nice guest suite jackass.
My shot is the "gallery hall" and "main foyer".
...So, you just, like, have a wall to have a wall, but there's a door between them, even though they lead into the same "room".
Also, nice guest suite jackass.
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what do you MEAN I'm supposed to do work now, isn't everyone off until the new year
December 1, 2025 at 4:50 PM
what do you MEAN I'm supposed to do work now, isn't everyone off until the new year
There are far more of us than there are of the nazi shits that want to ruin the world.
"Woke is ruining D&D". Meanwhile Dimension 20, one of the wokest real play shows around, just sold out Madison Square Garden and the Hollywood Bowl for live shows and brings armies of new players to RPGs.
November 30, 2025 at 10:45 PM
There are far more of us than there are of the nazi shits that want to ruin the world.
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Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
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I wish I didn’t have to share this. But the BBC has decided to censor my first Reith Lecture.
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
November 25, 2025 at 9:26 AM
I wish I didn’t have to share this. But the BBC has decided to censor my first Reith Lecture.
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
I'm okay with this list. It's fine.
For a few kicks, here's my list (with one addition):
1. Star Wars
2. Last Jedi
3. Empire Strikes Back
4. Return of the Jedi
5. Force Awakens
6. Rogue One
7. Phantom Menace
8. Revenge of the Sith
9. Clone Wars
10. Holiday Special(really)
11. Rise of Skywalker
For a few kicks, here's my list (with one addition):
1. Star Wars
2. Last Jedi
3. Empire Strikes Back
4. Return of the Jedi
5. Force Awakens
6. Rogue One
7. Phantom Menace
8. Revenge of the Sith
9. Clone Wars
10. Holiday Special(really)
11. Rise of Skywalker
haven’t seen ROS or Solo but this seems like a pretty ball-knowing list from Pritzker, particularly if he volunteered the name “Star Wars” rather than “A New Hope”
November 24, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I'm okay with this list. It's fine.
For a few kicks, here's my list (with one addition):
1. Star Wars
2. Last Jedi
3. Empire Strikes Back
4. Return of the Jedi
5. Force Awakens
6. Rogue One
7. Phantom Menace
8. Revenge of the Sith
9. Clone Wars
10. Holiday Special(really)
11. Rise of Skywalker
For a few kicks, here's my list (with one addition):
1. Star Wars
2. Last Jedi
3. Empire Strikes Back
4. Return of the Jedi
5. Force Awakens
6. Rogue One
7. Phantom Menace
8. Revenge of the Sith
9. Clone Wars
10. Holiday Special(really)
11. Rise of Skywalker
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Me when a driver is buggy: "computer's haunted"
Me when we take the crystalized thoughts of every dead person who has ever been recorded and compress them into a singular artifact we imbue with false life:
"It's just linear algebra"
Me when we take the crystalized thoughts of every dead person who has ever been recorded and compress them into a singular artifact we imbue with false life:
"It's just linear algebra"
November 24, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Me when a driver is buggy: "computer's haunted"
Me when we take the crystalized thoughts of every dead person who has ever been recorded and compress them into a singular artifact we imbue with false life:
"It's just linear algebra"
Me when we take the crystalized thoughts of every dead person who has ever been recorded and compress them into a singular artifact we imbue with false life:
"It's just linear algebra"
Maybe people make their own that are super good, but rolls feels like the easiest choice here.
I do need clarification: does stuffing include dressing, which we make in a pan outside of the turkey, or does that mean it literally has to have been made inside the turkey? Cuz thats a different story.
I do need clarification: does stuffing include dressing, which we make in a pan outside of the turkey, or does that mean it literally has to have been made inside the turkey? Cuz thats a different story.
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 24, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Maybe people make their own that are super good, but rolls feels like the easiest choice here.
I do need clarification: does stuffing include dressing, which we make in a pan outside of the turkey, or does that mean it literally has to have been made inside the turkey? Cuz thats a different story.
I do need clarification: does stuffing include dressing, which we make in a pan outside of the turkey, or does that mean it literally has to have been made inside the turkey? Cuz thats a different story.