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David Raffin
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Theoretical Metaphysicist. Poet laureate of the Comintern. Author/Performer. https://davidraffin.com Degree in philosophy— a very charming man. North of Canada. Vegan if you must hate me. 🇨🇦 🇳🇱 let’s go Dutch.
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My work has appeared in legitimate literary magazines right next to Nobel prize winners in literature. And the good news is you can buy my book about sex robots for cheap.
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The UK treats lobsters better than the US treats its own citizens.

www.theguardian.com/world/2025/d...
Boiling lobsters alive to be banned in England amid animal cruelty crackdown
Move is part of a long-awaited Labour strategy including outlawing hen cages and ending puppy farming
www.theguardian.com
January 17, 2026 at 1:44 AM
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I LITERALLY thought this was The Onion
January 17, 2026 at 1:56 AM
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i guess you have to pretend it's russia. otherwise you'd have to reckon with the number of times you've dismissed warnings that this was coming.
January 17, 2026 at 2:04 AM
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they're just nazis man. that's it. they are nazis doing nazi shit, enthusiastically and of their own volition. no one is taking orders from overseas, they're just doing a reich. they're fucking nazis.
January 17, 2026 at 1:59 AM
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the gestapo is in Minnesota kicking doors in and executing people.
Literally begging for help to save civilian lives from being murdered while Trump blames Ukraine, threatens Greenland, plays golf for the next 4 days, and Witkoff and Kushner negotiate deals with Putin.
January 17, 2026 at 2:13 AM
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
January 16,1953
January 17, 2026 at 1:30 AM
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ICE has kidnapped so many people from their cars that the city had to put out this statement. Let that sink in.
Vehicles that are abandoned due to an ICE detention and towed to the City's impound lot will be released to their owners or a representative at no cost.

Learn more: https://www.minneapolismn.gov/getting-around/parking-driving/impound-lot/#d.en.200746
January 16, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Opened Facebook and it told me which classic rockstar had a beef with another classic rockstar. Finally. Contemporary news.
January 17, 2026 at 1:31 AM
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I have driven 60 miles to see a movie. I once drove an hour to see "Bubba Ho Tep" literally 4 days before the DVD release.

The film industry is largely in the hands of people who don't love movies, and is suffering greatly because of it.
January 17, 2026 at 1:18 AM
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ICE Agents Told Not To Stand In Front Of Cars After Renee Good’s Killing
ICE Agents Told Not To Stand In Front Of Cars After Renee Good’s Killing: Source
“Not standing in front of vehicles, especially when the driver is still there, is common sense,” one agent told HuffPost.
ca.news.yahoo.com
January 17, 2026 at 1:21 AM
They could still tell him that he has to show up to collect a Nobel prize and then the European Union should arrest him right there. In country.
January 17, 2026 at 1:23 AM
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Or tell him that word "Greenland" in the Kalaallisut (Greenlandic) language means "Arrest Climate Denialists!"
Make Greenland the new place where we try international war criminals for crime crimes against humanity and Trump won’t step foot there.
January 17, 2026 at 1:20 AM
The only people who should be wounded by my thoughts on the Democratic Party. Are those who are so ideologically pure they believe their leadership can do no wrong. That’s not healthy. My whole point. Is that that is not healthy. If the election is important the party must change.
January 17, 2026 at 1:19 AM
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hey @jay.bsky.team why did you verify the gestapo on here
January 17, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Will the liberals fight back when the democratic establishment is arrested by Trump. Or will they just sit back and blame the left like they usually do.

Like a primitive people they don’t understand that the Earth revolves around the sun.
January 17, 2026 at 1:13 AM
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when you don't take the bait
BREAKING

The US Department of Justice is investigating Minnesota Governor Tim Walz and Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey.

Full Story: bit.ly/4sLrISO
January 17, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Make Greenland the new place where we try international war criminals for crime crimes against humanity and Trump won’t step foot there.
January 17, 2026 at 1:12 AM
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Think we can get Trump to move on from
Greenland by labeling the purchase The Green New Deal.
January 16, 2026 at 11:30 PM
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January 17, 2026 at 12:14 AM
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Sometimes I regret the fact that I have gone completely political online. But then again. I remember. That the brown shirts are at the door.
January 17, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Yes. The only reason people didn’t vote for your candidates for president was because they were women. Because there are no women. In government. None in the Senate. None in the Congress. None locally none in states. It couldn’t possibly be that all women are not alike and you ran the wrong ones.
January 17, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Stop making leader based arguments as to why people should vote for your party. Do not compare your leaders to the other leaders. The people who aren’t voting for you don’t like either of your leaders. This is ineffective. Try doing things that work. Policies.
January 17, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Never once in my life have I voted for a republican. Never. Do you know how many times a true blue democrat has gotten flustered with me and said why don’t you go vote for a republican? How much are the Republicans paying them to pimp for them. Are they doing it for free. For the love?
January 17, 2026 at 12:54 AM
At the presidential plantation they are growing dissent. But the Democrats patrol that dissent very carefully. So that it doesn’t get “out of control.”
January 17, 2026 at 12:49 AM
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With the Dems, you can pretty much boil down that hoary proverb to "The enemy ... is my friend."
January 17, 2026 at 12:47 AM