David Raffin
@davidraffin.bsky.social
Theoretical Metaphysicist. Poet laureate of the Comintern. Author/Performer. https://davidraffin.com Degree in philosophy— a very charming man. North of Canada. Vegan if you must hate me. 🇨🇦 🇳🇱 let’s go Dutch.
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David Raffin
@davidraffin.bsky.social
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So this is one of those slow motion frog boiling disasters. Well. Could be worse. I guess.
January 3, 2026 at 3:00 AM
So this is one of those slow motion frog boiling disasters. Well. Could be worse. I guess.
Ruling being in Absentia
Due to that president
Done got dementia
Can’t tell wrong from right
Every day high as a kite
Don’t feel right to complain
Lest we have to vote a-gain.
Due to that president
Done got dementia
Can’t tell wrong from right
Every day high as a kite
Don’t feel right to complain
Lest we have to vote a-gain.
January 3, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Ruling being in Absentia
Due to that president
Done got dementia
Can’t tell wrong from right
Every day high as a kite
Don’t feel right to complain
Lest we have to vote a-gain.
Due to that president
Done got dementia
Can’t tell wrong from right
Every day high as a kite
Don’t feel right to complain
Lest we have to vote a-gain.
A young person, unacquainted with colorful speech, as it were, is a precursor.
January 3, 2026 at 2:41 AM
A young person, unacquainted with colorful speech, as it were, is a precursor.
“I killed the man from the government who issued licenses to kill, and I am up for renewal soon. Now what?”
And other lectures in United States law for the billionaire class.
And other lectures in United States law for the billionaire class.
January 3, 2026 at 2:41 AM
“I killed the man from the government who issued licenses to kill, and I am up for renewal soon. Now what?”
And other lectures in United States law for the billionaire class.
And other lectures in United States law for the billionaire class.
If history keeps repeating on you you might have a systemic problem.
January 3, 2026 at 2:39 AM
If history keeps repeating on you you might have a systemic problem.
I don’t know. Yeah. The opposition are fascist. Clear reading of history is you’re gonna have to get the communists to fight them. Because it’s the communists who won against the fascists last time. You have to want it.
January 3, 2026 at 2:36 AM
I don’t know. Yeah. The opposition are fascist. Clear reading of history is you’re gonna have to get the communists to fight them. Because it’s the communists who won against the fascists last time. You have to want it.
How many people can you name who rode their spouse’s assassination to some sort of merchandising fame?
January 3, 2026 at 2:34 AM
How many people can you name who rode their spouse’s assassination to some sort of merchandising fame?
Every time I lick I tick if I understand that time X commercial from the years of your.
January 3, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Every time I lick I tick if I understand that time X commercial from the years of your.
Don’t worry if you don’t believe the dominant narrative. They will repeat it constantly until you do.
January 3, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Don’t worry if you don’t believe the dominant narrative. They will repeat it constantly until you do.
“The preservation of statuary is an obsession of the idol classes.” — Zeppo.
January 3, 2026 at 12:23 AM
“The preservation of statuary is an obsession of the idol classes.” — Zeppo.
I disclaim the earlier proclamation regarding the claimant and his claim, unfounded.
January 3, 2026 at 12:22 AM
I disclaim the earlier proclamation regarding the claimant and his claim, unfounded.
Jesus could always make room for dessert.
Also he's no longer welcome in the hotdog eating competition.
Also he's no longer welcome in the hotdog eating competition.
January 3, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Jesus could always make room for dessert.
Also he's no longer welcome in the hotdog eating competition.
Also he's no longer welcome in the hotdog eating competition.
Of course Freedonia is the land of the free. Are not only free men allowed to own property? There you have it. Figuratively, of course.
Freedonia! Long may it waiver!
Freedonia! Where freedom is for sale! Get your freedom half off, today only! Buyer’s market for a seller’s soul.
Freedonia! Long may it waiver!
Freedonia! Where freedom is for sale! Get your freedom half off, today only! Buyer’s market for a seller’s soul.
January 3, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Of course Freedonia is the land of the free. Are not only free men allowed to own property? There you have it. Figuratively, of course.
Freedonia! Long may it waiver!
Freedonia! Where freedom is for sale! Get your freedom half off, today only! Buyer’s market for a seller’s soul.
Freedonia! Long may it waiver!
Freedonia! Where freedom is for sale! Get your freedom half off, today only! Buyer’s market for a seller’s soul.
Reposted by David Raffin
...Me: “So it’s like when porn-film producers used to say a film is rated 'XXX’ even though there’s officially nothing beyond X?”
January 3, 2026 at 12:16 AM
...Me: “So it’s like when porn-film producers used to say a film is rated 'XXX’ even though there’s officially nothing beyond X?”
Reposted by David Raffin
Finally found out today what the difference is between Broadway, Off-Broadway, and Off-Off-Broadway. It’s simply the size (capacity) of the theater. But there are no strict rules, so some people call their theaters Off-Off-Broadway just because it sounds edgier.
January 3, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Finally found out today what the difference is between Broadway, Off-Broadway, and Off-Off-Broadway. It’s simply the size (capacity) of the theater. But there are no strict rules, so some people call their theaters Off-Off-Broadway just because it sounds edgier.
It is going to be interesting, as the Chinese say, to watch the Republican Party distance itself from its current leadership. Something the Democrats. Don’t seem to want to do. Even though. That would. Make them win.
January 3, 2026 at 12:08 AM
It is going to be interesting, as the Chinese say, to watch the Republican Party distance itself from its current leadership. Something the Democrats. Don’t seem to want to do. Even though. That would. Make them win.
My Christian name is Pope Popeye the Perpendicular. But you may call me “pops.” I got me an angle.
January 2, 2026 at 11:21 PM
My Christian name is Pope Popeye the Perpendicular. But you may call me “pops.” I got me an angle.
We were just kidding about only having your chains to lose. We know that is your special peculiar kink. In fact. This is a chain letter. If you do not have a revolution when you open this chain letter. Terrible things will happen.
January 2, 2026 at 10:28 PM
We were just kidding about only having your chains to lose. We know that is your special peculiar kink. In fact. This is a chain letter. If you do not have a revolution when you open this chain letter. Terrible things will happen.
The current president is only as unscrupulous as the next businessman. Who will be president.
January 2, 2026 at 10:26 PM
The current president is only as unscrupulous as the next businessman. Who will be president.
If the rich wish to be our new gods let THEM be crucified.
January 2, 2026 at 10:25 PM
If the rich wish to be our new gods let THEM be crucified.
Reposted by David Raffin
I bought a giant stuffed banana.
My regression is complete.
My regression is complete.
January 2, 2026 at 10:06 PM
I bought a giant stuffed banana.
My regression is complete.
My regression is complete.
Comedic double standards are the bread and butter of my charcuterie. Spread unevenly.
January 2, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Comedic double standards are the bread and butter of my charcuterie. Spread unevenly.
Hey. That guy over there isn’t reaffirming the facts as taught by business schools. What is this world coming to.
January 2, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Hey. That guy over there isn’t reaffirming the facts as taught by business schools. What is this world coming to.
They did not hold sit ins at the lunch counters because they wanted better access to cherry phosphate.
I hate Texas schoolbooks.
I hate Texas schoolbooks.
January 2, 2026 at 7:37 PM
They did not hold sit ins at the lunch counters because they wanted better access to cherry phosphate.
I hate Texas schoolbooks.
I hate Texas schoolbooks.
Gonna open a restaurant that serves nothing but peanuts and potatoes. Gonna call it Nuts ‘n’ Spuds. Even though peanuts are not nuts. Calling it Goobers ‘n’ Spuds would be.
January 2, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Gonna open a restaurant that serves nothing but peanuts and potatoes. Gonna call it Nuts ‘n’ Spuds. Even though peanuts are not nuts. Calling it Goobers ‘n’ Spuds would be.