Ya know, when you put it like that, they sound like a bunch of fucking pathetic losers.

All the love from the naked emperor and the right wing, can't even manage a proper astro turf campaign. Sad, low energy, the lot of them.

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Oh wow, that was really interesting. Thanks for the article!
Looking at a time story explaining the image, they mention he did two other images for Times person of the year: Pope Francis in 2013 and Biden and Harris for 2020.
Something seems up for sure.

While I have no faith in the broader organization of time magazine, my personal headcanon is that one or a couple people working on it made the decision to be subversive as shit, and their bosses were too oblivious to notice.

Also, make sure they look oddly proportioned and like they dont actually exist, just like the future they envision for humanity.

...is this why the early internet was described as "a series of tubes"?

Yep, can confirm, literally no correct answers possible.

Next you'll tell us tis the season to be jolly.

I look forward to it, but I'd be deeply curious how that would work for RoS specifically. That's a tough movie to rehab.

I hope this was followed with someone innocently saying "nice".

Oh man, the giant enemy crab from blaster master was a pain if you didn't have the ridiculous gun upgrades.

That is an INCREDIBLY risky "the leopards won't eat my face" claim to make.

Wonder if Paul Ryan ever discovered what machine they were raging against.
My guess is he has not.

I dunno, the 3 hour build up in The Last Rise, where they keep saying they're gonna rise "one final time", and only make it happen in the post credits, easily bumps it top 3 for me.