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Ducks are mean geese.
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mas é óbvio que ele iria se arriscar pra ir tirar um cochilo no melhor lugar
December 5, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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It's time to talk to you about my cat.
Vital Cat Update
It’s time to talk about my cat. To which you might be saying, “Chuck, I didn’t know you had a cat!” and I’d respond with, “I didn’t know I had a cat either…
terribleminds.com
December 4, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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Black Friday reminder - that product with a great price being sold by a company with a name that's just a bunch of random letters may end up on our website someday because it explodes.
November 28, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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I was back and forth trying to decide if I could afford this. Then the Teen Vogue news came out and well, I can’t not afford to. Please subscribe if you’re at all able!
WE ARE SO FREAKING CLOSE, can we find 105 people to subscribe to The Flytrap until the end of the day so we can get to work to create feminist journalism for y'all for another year? the-flytrap.ghost.io/chomp
November 3, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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sherman, for the love of god!
October 10, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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Portland Frog gets it
October 10, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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September 27, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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Don't you dare put that baby in pelican mouth.
September 22, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Currently watching Women's Rugby World Cup. I wish I had known about women's rugby when I was younger.
August 30, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Everything that’s happened over the past six months has been a response to an imaginary crisis. There is no immigrant invasion. No trade crisis. No scientific or governance crisis. Just people completely high off their own supply trying to fundamentally reorder society. None of this had to happen.
June 9, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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a friend of mine shared this ai-generated "emotion wheel" and unfortunately i have been laughing my ass off at it for like 15 minutes now. today i am feeling Fnliinneon
June 5, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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You know what else reports a net loss every quarter? Every single police department in the country.
NEW: The U.S. Postal Service posted a net loss of $3.3 billion in this fiscal year’s second quarter mainly due to “significant challenges out of our control,” including workers’ compensation costs, Luke Grossmann, USPS chief financial officer, said at the open session of the governing board meeting
May 10, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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eight years ago today we all watched the glory of zendaya falling madly in love with tom holland and the internet was never the same
May 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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pub week is finally here for my book, A PHYSICAL EDUCATION! here is the very first excerpt; reskeet to support grounded science writing by a woman that encourages us to be more and not less 💪
www.thecut.com/article/case...
Finding Strength in a Bigger Body
“Bulking” went against everything I’d convinced myself my body was supposed to be. Doing it allowed me to become exactly what I’d dreamed.
www.thecut.com
May 5, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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Cat looks like he just called Drake a pedophile
April 19, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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Before I go into today's dystopian nightmare, let's take a minute to bring down your blood pressure. Here is one of my favorite creatures, the #RedPanda. Enjoy. #nature #animals
April 19, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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Meanings of words for a hamster from eight other languages…

8. Cuddle mouse (Afrikaans)
7. Storehouse mouse (Mandarin)
6. Grain piglet (old Swabian German)
5. Earth wolf (Silesian)
4. Squawker (old Polish)
3. One who snores (Serbian)
2. Fat cheeks (Welsh)
1. Screeching rat (Turkish)
April 12, 2025 at 12:04 PM
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When the US government said they were investing in crypto I assumed bitcoin, not cryptosporidium
March 7, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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@algreen.house.gov needs 100k followers
March 5, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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You wouldn’t think “do not tolerate people lying to you over and over” is necessary advice but well here we are
March 3, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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It has come to my attention that not nearly enough of you know about Bernd das Brot, the German children's program about a clinically depressed loaf of bread who enjoys studying his wallpaper and eating gruel and whose catchphrases include "my life is hell" and "I would like to leave this show."
February 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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A good thing to do if you are flailing a bit right now (as who is not??) is to get in touch with your own values, the things that you find life affirming and necessary in the world. Read some inspiring works about things you value - labor solidarity, scientific achievement, social justice.
February 20, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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Here is my Federal Employment Termination story:
February 17, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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I feel like I'm going insane every time I see a media story about DOGE that doesn't also mention the fact that the Government Accountability Office exists and performs the exact function that DOGE pretends to, only in a credibly constitutional, non-partisan, and conflict-of-interest-free manner
February 16, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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“The thing that I can’t get over is that the actual richest man in the world directed my fucking firing. I make $50k a year and work to keep drinking water safe. The richest man in the world decided that was an expense too great for the American taxpayer.”
Yesterday many thousands of federal employees were terminated. This is a Reddit thread for federal employees that got laid off.
From the fednews community on Reddit
Explore this post and more from the fednews community
www.reddit.com
February 15, 2025 at 11:24 PM