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hampter (woke edition)
@the-hampter.bsky.social
23, ΘΔ, she/they, designated chimp tickler. Into whatever but mostly video games, animation, Pokemon, zoology, Death Battle, and Smash Bros. so expect those. SFW, but I'd prefer if my followers were adults please

zionists and terfs go away ur yucky
Pinned
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November 19, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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hey! if I send you an invoice, shut the fuck up. do not mention NSFW stuff or even the word "furry" or anything, Paypal is company of dickbags searching for any excuse to harass creators. using invoices is the smartest/best/safest way of working as a comm artist, and this is explicit targeting
Apparently P*ypal now asks for customer opinions on accounts sending invoices.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
November 19, 2025 at 11:13 PM
ness from the hit video game super smash brothers for 3ds should eat a lot of peas so that he'd be known as pea ness i think
November 19, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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Show: Family Guy
Language: German
November 19, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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When I was watching XPlay, this Mountain Dew ad came on where this guy forcefemmes transgenderizes his homie.
November 19, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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does anyone want to play ball roll with me
January 27, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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this is the first mod i've ever tired making
November 19, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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(To the tune of “Bohemian Rhapsody”):
“Mama,
just killed a man
Put a gun against his head,
pulled my trigger,
now he's dead.”
May 14, 2024 at 11:08 AM
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its called runescape because when you meet someone who plays it you RUN to ESCAPE
November 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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it always gets me
November 19, 2025 at 5:05 AM
tamatoa will not be in the moana live action remake because disney just let schaffrillas productions have him
November 19, 2025 at 4:47 PM
why are you blue
Serebii Update: Official render for Mega Zeraora www.serebii.net
November 19, 2025 at 2:07 PM
i cant believe the doritos dinosaur is dead :(
November 19, 2025 at 2:04 PM
nintendo should just give me the rights to golden sun theyre not gonna do anything with it
November 19, 2025 at 11:06 AM
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November 4, 2025 at 8:57 AM
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Thoughts?
November 18, 2025 at 8:43 AM
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Pokemon - The First Movie - Mewtwo Strikes Back
Frame 4120/13799
Caption: BROCK: I didn't know Vikings still existed.
ASH: They mostly live in Minnesota!

Timestamp: 00:22:19.032
November 19, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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The Walt Disney Company announced that beloved animated film The Brave Little Toaster would be next in line after Moana to receive a live-action adaptation.
paletteswap.site/dif...
November 19, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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When I was homeless in 2019, the Salvation Army shelter refused to give me a bed (even though they were available), because I was on immunosuppressant meds and they didn’t want to be responsible or liable if I got more sick or died on premises. They’d rather I die on the street.
It’s dinner time for the police. Appears to be pizza from a Salvation Army van.

Broadview’s “free speech” curfew starts soon, at 6pm.
October 12, 2025 at 8:02 AM
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November 17, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 5:21 PM
chat i am making an evil alternative smash timeline
November 18, 2025 at 8:45 PM
stewart griffin is one #badass baby…
November 18, 2025 at 6:18 PM