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hampter (woke edition)
@the-hampter.bsky.social
23, ΘΔ, she/they, designated chimp tickler. Into whatever but mostly video games, animation, Pokemon, zoology, Death Battle, and Smash Bros. so expect those. SFW, but I'd prefer if my followers were adults please

zionists and terfs go away ur yucky
I kinda wanna change my hamster's design tbh, the pink is starting to look too much like sunburnt skin to me instead of fur
November 20, 2025 at 11:46 PM
chat i am making an evil alternative smash timeline
November 18, 2025 at 8:45 PM
nintendo memes that will make you the coolest friend in the group chat
November 18, 2025 at 4:47 PM
are you kidding me
November 17, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Someone in a Discord server I’m in thinks this is a reference to the episode of Pokemon with Porygon that got banned. Am I just missing something or are they just looking way past it and seeing something not there
November 16, 2025 at 6:38 PM
"Hey all! Scott Here! So recently i've been hired by the Galactic Federation to do these videos on alien planets, part of some brand deal they want me to do, and it gave me an excuse to talk about my favorite game; Space Pinball!"
November 14, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Someone broke into my cart and ruined the lock so ig I’m just not gonna be able to carry cleaning chemicals today (I work with dementia patients who would try to drink them)
November 12, 2025 at 12:00 PM
November 9, 2025 at 11:34 AM
i see that making fun of the vs battles wiki is on the menu rn
November 8, 2025 at 1:31 PM
November 8, 2025 at 1:09 PM
My dad was complaining yesterday about how Mamdani was gonna start forcing people to learn Arabic numerals, and when I told him we use Arabic numerals he just went on about how he meant something different

I’m living in an Onion article
November 8, 2025 at 12:17 PM
November 6, 2025 at 6:14 AM
ok
November 5, 2025 at 7:28 PM
November 5, 2025 at 12:41 AM
12 days of christmas gifts ranked
November 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I CAN WALK NORMALLY AGAIN
November 3, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I owe you an apology, Ben and Jerry’s. I was not familiar with your game
November 3, 2025 at 4:43 PM
November 2, 2025 at 5:14 PM
draw your oc like this
November 2, 2025 at 3:10 PM
working on something rn and i love alliteration lmao
November 2, 2025 at 3:22 AM
found out fgteev is ran by a trumper after having to deal with my brother watching them for years a while ago
November 1, 2025 at 2:35 PM
they put nfts in wallace and grombo 😔
October 31, 2025 at 7:09 PM
do you think there are people who are genuinely upset that mario kart ds depicts both the standard luigi's mansion and one of the luigi's mansion's you get at the end of the game at the same time
October 31, 2025 at 5:29 PM
my collection grows.
October 31, 2025 at 3:00 PM
current progress on every game i've beaten this year
October 31, 2025 at 3:42 AM