Simply Matting A Wonderful Christmastime
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roses are red, violets are funky,
December 9, 2025 at 6:43 PM
roses are red, violets are funky,
Hell yeah, love a good stunt.
KMSO Relaunches With Chanting Monks
As Sticks Media begins operating the previously silent 102.5 KMSO Missoula MT, the station has begun stunting with Gregorian monk chants.
As Sticks Media begins operating the previously silent 102.5 KMSO Missoula MT, the station has begun stunting with Gregorian monk chants.
KMSO Relaunches With Chanting Monks
As Sticks Media begins operating the previously silent 102.5 KMSO Missoula MT, the station has begun stunting with Gregorian monk chants.
radioinsight.com
December 9, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Hell yeah, love a good stunt.
Imagine admitting out loud on national television that you're dumber than all of human history.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Imagine admitting out loud on national television that you're dumber than all of human history.
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Welcome to the jungle
Our work week's just 4 days
And everyone gets medical
Plus a good 401K
And if you are harrassed
In any way sexually
HR will get on top of that
With confidentiality
In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
My... My... My employee
Oooh
We hope you will succeed!
*guitar solo*
Our work week's just 4 days
And everyone gets medical
Plus a good 401K
And if you are harrassed
In any way sexually
HR will get on top of that
With confidentiality
In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
My... My... My employee
Oooh
We hope you will succeed!
*guitar solo*
December 9, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Welcome to the jungle
Our work week's just 4 days
And everyone gets medical
Plus a good 401K
And if you are harrassed
In any way sexually
HR will get on top of that
With confidentiality
In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
My... My... My employee
Oooh
We hope you will succeed!
*guitar solo*
Our work week's just 4 days
And everyone gets medical
Plus a good 401K
And if you are harrassed
In any way sexually
HR will get on top of that
With confidentiality
In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
My... My... My employee
Oooh
We hope you will succeed!
*guitar solo*
This but the THUNK as the DUNH DUNH in Soft Cell's "Tainted Love".
December 8, 2025 at 3:31 AM
This but the THUNK as the DUNH DUNH in Soft Cell's "Tainted Love".
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sorry I liked all your Instagram story posts, I think they’re fun n you’re my friend
December 8, 2025 at 12:55 AM
sorry I liked all your Instagram story posts, I think they’re fun n you’re my friend
Wait wait wait... the Bush's Boca Raton Bowl of Beans of Anaheim & Knuckles?
December 7, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Wait wait wait... the Bush's Boca Raton Bowl of Beans of Anaheim & Knuckles?
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Sometimes you take the L and move on
December 7, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Sometimes you take the L and move on
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I FINALLY FOUND IT.
Been looking for this stupid video for fucking EVER but GOOGLE SUCKS SO MUCH SHIT NOW
Been looking for this stupid video for fucking EVER but GOOGLE SUCKS SO MUCH SHIT NOW
December 4, 2025 at 9:30 AM
I FINALLY FOUND IT.
Been looking for this stupid video for fucking EVER but GOOGLE SUCKS SO MUCH SHIT NOW
Been looking for this stupid video for fucking EVER but GOOGLE SUCKS SO MUCH SHIT NOW
Shit, I watched WAKE UP DEAD MAN *and* FACKHAM HALL this weekend in theaters, and both were great experiences.
Theaters forever.
Theaters forever.
Movie theaters forever
December 7, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Shit, I watched WAKE UP DEAD MAN *and* FACKHAM HALL this weekend in theaters, and both were great experiences.
Theaters forever.
Theaters forever.
The memes of this dude have infected me so bad, I almost wanna try it.
C H A O S
C H A O S
Stranger of Paradise: Final Fantasy Origin is $15.99 on US PSN. Season Pass $5.99 buff.ly/rJJJSSS
(Steam) $15.99 Humble buff.ly/EMKeNXd
PS5 $19.97 Amazon buff.ly/JTxGExy
(Steam) $15.99 Humble buff.ly/EMKeNXd
PS5 $19.97 Amazon buff.ly/JTxGExy
December 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
The memes of this dude have infected me so bad, I almost wanna try it.
C H A O S
C H A O S
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And not no weird little shitty Big Ten title. Not one of those sneaky 2010s years where nobody else was eligible. The former losingest program in college football history is now the only undefeated team in Division I and the #1 seed, all secured by beating the undefeated five-star Buckeyes
Indiana won the Big Ten
December 7, 2025 at 7:23 AM
And not no weird little shitty Big Ten title. Not one of those sneaky 2010s years where nobody else was eligible. The former losingest program in college football history is now the only undefeated team in Division I and the #1 seed, all secured by beating the undefeated five-star Buckeyes
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I feel it may be time to resurrect and remaster my mildly Twitter-famous typology of Christmas music
December 6, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I feel it may be time to resurrect and remaster my mildly Twitter-famous typology of Christmas music
Torn between "need to get out of this hotel room" and "don't want to drive in Indianapolis ahead of the B1G Championship (and also maybe lose my parking spot at the hotel).
December 6, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Torn between "need to get out of this hotel room" and "don't want to drive in Indianapolis ahead of the B1G Championship (and also maybe lose my parking spot at the hotel).
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Once you realize Tolkien wants every heroic person or place name to be cretic (long-short-long syllable), you start seeing Tolkien names everywhere. Labrador. Pinkypie. Scoobydoo. Macklemore.
December 6, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Once you realize Tolkien wants every heroic person or place name to be cretic (long-short-long syllable), you start seeing Tolkien names everywhere. Labrador. Pinkypie. Scoobydoo. Macklemore.
"MAC Conference Championship" jesus it won't end until the MAC dies, huh
December 6, 2025 at 7:50 PM
"MAC Conference Championship" jesus it won't end until the MAC dies, huh
*cough cough*
Höösiers.
Höösiers.
December 6, 2025 at 5:34 PM
*cough cough*
Höösiers.
Höösiers.
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
"Shoop" into "O.P.P." into "Hip Hop Hooray"? This brunch spot rips.
December 6, 2025 at 2:59 PM
"Shoop" into "O.P.P." into "Hip Hop Hooray"? This brunch spot rips.
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Been cry laughing at this shit for an hour. Bubs face in the payoff is killing me
December 6, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Been cry laughing at this shit for an hour. Bubs face in the payoff is killing me
Y'all, Wake Up Dead Man is SO GOOD.
December 6, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Y'all, Wake Up Dead Man is SO GOOD.
In a just world, this reunites the NLSS.
Ultimate Sheep Raccoon releases December 9th www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBxo...
December 5, 2025 at 8:23 PM
In a just world, this reunites the NLSS.
Really? Really. Huh.
BREAKING: Penn State is working to finalize a deal to hire Matt Campbell as its new coach, sources tell me, @ralphdrussoath.bsky.social and @chrisvannini.com. www.nytimes.com/athletic/686...
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Penn State finalizing head coach offer for Iowa State’s Matt Campbell
Iowa State's Campbell has been involved in many coaching searches over the years.
www.nytimes.com
December 5, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Really? Really. Huh.
gotchu fam
December 4, 2025 at 11:57 PM
gotchu fam