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Each new statement is dumber than the last.
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Each new statement is dumber than the last.
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Everybody to Senate Dems today:
a man says i 'm the guy who does his job while standing next to another man
Alt: Mark Wahlberg in The Departed says "i'm the guy who does his job; you must be the other guy"
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Everybody to Senate Dems today:
Just incandescent right now. We had everything going in the right direction and then the Dems just flushed it all away in an instant for literal no gain, and on top of it all, now I have to go back to work this week knowing that this dumbfuck fascist admin will just keep chugging along on my labor.
November 10, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Just incandescent right now. We had everything going in the right direction and then the Dems just flushed it all away in an instant for literal no gain, and on top of it all, now I have to go back to work this week knowing that this dumbfuck fascist admin will just keep chugging along on my labor.
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During the time I was a Virginia reporter I got to see many politicians speak, and I promise you that Tim Kaine was by some distance the least inspiring politician I ever saw, including the local councilmen in my city of 20,000 people.
My statement on the funding deal to reopen government, protect federal employees, and vote to protect health care:
November 10, 2025 at 1:30 AM
During the time I was a Virginia reporter I got to see many politicians speak, and I promise you that Tim Kaine was by some distance the least inspiring politician I ever saw, including the local councilmen in my city of 20,000 people.
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LESS. THAN. A. WEEK.
Took them less than a week to take one of the most visible public repudiations of the GOP in my lifetime and turn it into hog slop.
I’m so mad my temperature is higher than my ACA premiums.
Took them less than a week to take one of the most visible public repudiations of the GOP in my lifetime and turn it into hog slop.
I’m so mad my temperature is higher than my ACA premiums.
November 10, 2025 at 2:59 AM
LESS. THAN. A. WEEK.
Took them less than a week to take one of the most visible public repudiations of the GOP in my lifetime and turn it into hog slop.
I’m so mad my temperature is higher than my ACA premiums.
Took them less than a week to take one of the most visible public repudiations of the GOP in my lifetime and turn it into hog slop.
I’m so mad my temperature is higher than my ACA premiums.
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Anyway a great way to radicalize people is for them to realize that you just abandoned their chance at being able to access and afford health care because you didn’t like waiting in line at the airport.
November 10, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Anyway a great way to radicalize people is for them to realize that you just abandoned their chance at being able to access and afford health care because you didn’t like waiting in line at the airport.
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The coordinated nature of this—none are facing voters in 2026—means that either Schumer approved it or failed in his job as Senate Majority Leader to stop it.
Dems voting "no" get zero credit until they demand a change in leadership. Schumer out as Leader, Durbin out as Whip.
Dems voting "no" get zero credit until they demand a change in leadership. Schumer out as Leader, Durbin out as Whip.
so currently defectors are:
Kaine (2030)
Shaheen (Retiring)
Hasan (2028)
Fetterman (2028)
Durbin (Retiring)
CCM (2028)
Rosen (2030)
King (2030)
Kaine (2030)
Shaheen (Retiring)
Hasan (2028)
Fetterman (2028)
Durbin (Retiring)
CCM (2028)
Rosen (2030)
King (2030)
November 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
The coordinated nature of this—none are facing voters in 2026—means that either Schumer approved it or failed in his job as Senate Majority Leader to stop it.
Dems voting "no" get zero credit until they demand a change in leadership. Schumer out as Leader, Durbin out as Whip.
Dems voting "no" get zero credit until they demand a change in leadership. Schumer out as Leader, Durbin out as Whip.
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no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
November 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
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Heads up to anyone who uses Stripe, in case you didn't hear/need the reminder: Starting Dec 2025, ALL accounts will be auto opted-in to their AI dispute feature, which will auto fight disputes for you, and take 30% if it wins for you.
If you do NOT want this feature, turn it off via your dashboard.
If you do NOT want this feature, turn it off via your dashboard.
November 8, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Heads up to anyone who uses Stripe, in case you didn't hear/need the reminder: Starting Dec 2025, ALL accounts will be auto opted-in to their AI dispute feature, which will auto fight disputes for you, and take 30% if it wins for you.
If you do NOT want this feature, turn it off via your dashboard.
If you do NOT want this feature, turn it off via your dashboard.
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oh so these people do pay attention to who politicians follow on social media, they just don’t care that the vice president follows a bunch of actual neo-nazis
Axios tried to bust James Talarico for following adult content creators on Instagram and I'm genuinely impressed by his campaign's response
November 8, 2025 at 4:39 PM
oh so these people do pay attention to who politicians follow on social media, they just don’t care that the vice president follows a bunch of actual neo-nazis
To Senate Dems: if you're going to use the election wins as an excuse to get aggressive on the shutdown, can you, maybe, actually get AGGRESSIVE on the shutdown?
Demand ICE be defunded. Demand restoration of USAID. Demand criminal prosecution for the murder of civilian fishermen. DO SOMETHING REAL
Demand ICE be defunded. Demand restoration of USAID. Demand criminal prosecution for the murder of civilian fishermen. DO SOMETHING REAL
November 7, 2025 at 10:10 PM
To Senate Dems: if you're going to use the election wins as an excuse to get aggressive on the shutdown, can you, maybe, actually get AGGRESSIVE on the shutdown?
Demand ICE be defunded. Demand restoration of USAID. Demand criminal prosecution for the murder of civilian fishermen. DO SOMETHING REAL
Demand ICE be defunded. Demand restoration of USAID. Demand criminal prosecution for the murder of civilian fishermen. DO SOMETHING REAL
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all of this is also true for sexism. you tell me you think women are biologically less smart and i’ll suspect that i could probably convince you to drink your own piss
November 7, 2025 at 9:01 PM
all of this is also true for sexism. you tell me you think women are biologically less smart and i’ll suspect that i could probably convince you to drink your own piss
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bring back maligning racism as the mark of a stupid person. prejudice is the mark of an idiot. if you believe that shit i bet you also don’t wipe your ass
November 7, 2025 at 8:55 PM
bring back maligning racism as the mark of a stupid person. prejudice is the mark of an idiot. if you believe that shit i bet you also don’t wipe your ass
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apropos james watson’s death i had an idle thought today about how stupid race/iq stuff sounds. “buh if your skin is darker you are biologically less smart” is a thing only a dumbass can believe
November 7, 2025 at 8:53 PM
apropos james watson’s death i had an idle thought today about how stupid race/iq stuff sounds. “buh if your skin is darker you are biologically less smart” is a thing only a dumbass can believe
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We had fucking congressional hearings over Mortal Kombat.
There are no words for how evil this is
November 7, 2025 at 2:11 AM
We had fucking congressional hearings over Mortal Kombat.
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I do not think all anti-Zionists are antisemitic, but anti-Zionists who label Zohran Mamdani a "Zionist" simply because he condemned swastikas drawn on a Jewish day school in Brooklyn are in fact antisemites.
November 6, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I do not think all anti-Zionists are antisemitic, but anti-Zionists who label Zohran Mamdani a "Zionist" simply because he condemned swastikas drawn on a Jewish day school in Brooklyn are in fact antisemites.
The real reason to get a cat or dog in your life is so you can, at any random moment, while doing something unrelated, have this living creature choose to be near you when you know it could be anywhere else instead. That's that real life-affirming stuff
November 6, 2025 at 3:22 PM
The real reason to get a cat or dog in your life is so you can, at any random moment, while doing something unrelated, have this living creature choose to be near you when you know it could be anywhere else instead. That's that real life-affirming stuff
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My mom has lost her furbaby. If anyone in the VABeach area has seen her please contact me!!
November 6, 2025 at 2:00 PM
My mom has lost her furbaby. If anyone in the VABeach area has seen her please contact me!!
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Posing the question should get you politely but firmly ejected from society by a large man dressed like an usher at the opera.
He just appears with a tight smile and quietly suggests that it would be best if you don’t cause a scene.
He just appears with a tight smile and quietly suggests that it would be best if you don’t cause a scene.
November 6, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Posing the question should get you politely but firmly ejected from society by a large man dressed like an usher at the opera.
He just appears with a tight smile and quietly suggests that it would be best if you don’t cause a scene.
He just appears with a tight smile and quietly suggests that it would be best if you don’t cause a scene.
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Chuck really really really needs to shut the fuck up and go away forever. This is not his job at ALL
November 6, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Chuck really really really needs to shut the fuck up and go away forever. This is not his job at ALL
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What’s the opposite of doomscrolling? jw
November 5, 2025 at 2:07 PM
What’s the opposite of doomscrolling? jw