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This is the Way.
December 30, 2024 at 1:52 AM
This is the Way.
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For all intensive purposes, what idioms or colloquialisms do people seem to constantly get wrong?
December 30, 2024 at 2:12 PM
For all intensive purposes, what idioms or colloquialisms do people seem to constantly get wrong?
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Had to pause in the middle of shoveling chips into my face to catch my breath
December 18, 2024 at 4:10 AM
Had to pause in the middle of shoveling chips into my face to catch my breath
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I want a Hallmark Christmas movie where it's the day after Christmas and someone gets ghosted.
December 18, 2024 at 10:51 AM
I want a Hallmark Christmas movie where it's the day after Christmas and someone gets ghosted.
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All I want is a manor in the Scottish countryside, the ominous rumble of thunder in the distance, an Agatha Christie novel, a kettle on the stove, a vintage armchair, an emotional support owl, and a basket of freshly-baked pastries.
December 17, 2024 at 9:28 PM
All I want is a manor in the Scottish countryside, the ominous rumble of thunder in the distance, an Agatha Christie novel, a kettle on the stove, a vintage armchair, an emotional support owl, and a basket of freshly-baked pastries.
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how can one bitch (me) produce so much mucus
December 18, 2024 at 5:34 PM
how can one bitch (me) produce so much mucus
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there should be more christmas songs about vengeance
December 18, 2024 at 5:53 PM
there should be more christmas songs about vengeance
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saw the John Wick sequel yesterday, Wicked. they went a wildly different direction with the story but it was still very good
December 18, 2024 at 11:26 AM
saw the John Wick sequel yesterday, Wicked. they went a wildly different direction with the story but it was still very good
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god i can’t STAND it when people in horror movies act dumb. they should act perfectly levelheaded, like how *i* do when im scared out of my mind,
December 18, 2024 at 2:54 AM
god i can’t STAND it when people in horror movies act dumb. they should act perfectly levelheaded, like how *i* do when im scared out of my mind,
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Embarrassed David Attenborough Realizes He Spent 10 Minutes Describing Stillness Of Duck Decoy
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December 17, 2024 at 8:43 PM
Embarrassed David Attenborough Realizes He Spent 10 Minutes Describing Stillness Of Duck Decoy
theonion.com/embarrassed-...
theonion.com/embarrassed-...
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I was vegan quite literally my entire life until last summer when I started eating chicken and fish for health reasons. I had my first drumstick a week ago and now all I can think of is drumsticks and how badly I want to eat 100 of them. It’s 1am and I’m up thinking abt chicken drumsticks
December 18, 2024 at 9:11 AM
I was vegan quite literally my entire life until last summer when I started eating chicken and fish for health reasons. I had my first drumstick a week ago and now all I can think of is drumsticks and how badly I want to eat 100 of them. It’s 1am and I’m up thinking abt chicken drumsticks
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Wham did not have to go so hard on “Last Christmas”
December 18, 2024 at 2:00 AM
Wham did not have to go so hard on “Last Christmas”
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What We Do In The Shadows was such a good show
December 18, 2024 at 1:19 AM
What We Do In The Shadows was such a good show
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Look what you did! Together, we raised the funds to buy a demining vehicle to clear landmines from #Ukraine. This vehicle will save so many lives, and I'm so grateful for your support & willingness to band together to make the world better. From the bottom of my heart, thank you. @u24.gov.ua
December 17, 2024 at 9:27 PM
Look what you did! Together, we raised the funds to buy a demining vehicle to clear landmines from #Ukraine. This vehicle will save so many lives, and I'm so grateful for your support & willingness to band together to make the world better. From the bottom of my heart, thank you. @u24.gov.ua
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I absolutely love that Everything Is Tuberculosis (signed edition) is cheaper on Amazon than Everything Is Tuberculosis (unsigned edition).
My signature is worth negative seven dollars. Incredible. Wondrous.
I hit 75,000 signatures today. Still a long way to go, but I'm grinding toward 100k.
My signature is worth negative seven dollars. Incredible. Wondrous.
I hit 75,000 signatures today. Still a long way to go, but I'm grinding toward 100k.
December 17, 2024 at 10:48 PM
I absolutely love that Everything Is Tuberculosis (signed edition) is cheaper on Amazon than Everything Is Tuberculosis (unsigned edition).
My signature is worth negative seven dollars. Incredible. Wondrous.
I hit 75,000 signatures today. Still a long way to go, but I'm grinding toward 100k.
My signature is worth negative seven dollars. Incredible. Wondrous.
I hit 75,000 signatures today. Still a long way to go, but I'm grinding toward 100k.
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I love when people are like "we met on an elevator isn't that crazy?!" like yes that is completely crazy the only thing l've ever done on an elevator is mind my own business as hard as I possibly can
December 18, 2024 at 5:41 PM
I love when people are like "we met on an elevator isn't that crazy?!" like yes that is completely crazy the only thing l've ever done on an elevator is mind my own business as hard as I possibly can